News 14 Carolina Falls Victim To Bored Computer Geeks...

BioMotor_Unitron · Feb 27, 2004

LINKY!

Basically, with all the snow, the news station was taking business information via the web for places that would be closed due to the snow. Check page two of the thread, then at least the next eleven pages. Hilarity ensues.

No, they're not photochopped, those were actually on television.

galfordo · Feb 27, 2004

LOL .... shit man I missed 'em. It looks like they've started to pick up on all the bs businesses. I looked through the list of closings on their page and the ones on the fox thread seem to have been removed.

Anyway, somebody list which ones are bogus if you manage to spot some that are currently on the News14 webpage - I wanna see "h4x0r3d joo 4 FR33" o the local news channel

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Big Shady · Feb 27, 2004

I can't believe that actually happened :mr_t:

NeoDragoN · Feb 27, 2004

LMAO How did they not click when they saw the Cockring Emporium or the B. Lo Mi Drycleaning :tickled:

Edit : Bring em Young - contact R Kelly :tickled:

NeoDragoN · Feb 27, 2004

OMG it gets better

Syxx573 · Feb 27, 2004

OMG, that was fucking awesome!

breal · Feb 27, 2004

I just moved from Durham but damn I wish I was home to see that shit on tv. Madd funny shit! :lol:

galfordo · Feb 27, 2004

a few of the highlights :D:

Great shit man

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P.S. I apologize to the 56Kers.

galfordo · Feb 27, 2004

WTF, man - nobody thought those were funny??!!

FeelGood · Feb 27, 2004

That's great. I love North Carolina. I'm glad I moved when I did though. It's not the same place it used to be when I was a kid.

Dallas_Five · Feb 27, 2004

LOL. I liked them.

Unfortunately, that PWNT pic will soon become standard repertoire for every fourteen year old internet wiseass that can't think up an original reply of his (or her, though i doubt it) own.

twalden · Feb 27, 2004

Ah man, that's some funny shit :tickled:

kafuin_gaira · Feb 27, 2004

too good. i'd hate to be working for them right about now...

galfordo · Feb 27, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
That's great. I love North Carolina. I'm glad I moved when I did though. It's not the same place it used to be when I was a kid.

Yeah, the growth here in the triangle is pretty explosive. I guess it's good for the economy, but it takes away a lot of the small town appeal that this place used to have. Plus the construction is about to drive me batshit. Other than that, it's a pretty cool place.

BryLmoo · Feb 27, 2004

I SAW THAT SHIT!!!!!

FUNNY AS HELL!

:buttrock:

FeelGood · Feb 27, 2004

galfordo said:
Yeah, the growth here in the triangle is pretty explosive. I guess it's good for the economy, but it takes away a lot of the small town appeal that this place used to have. Plus the construction is about to drive me batshit. Other than that, it's a pretty cool place.

Yeah. I mean, if you're really a urbanite, it's cool. But you see what's happening when it's happening and it's so clear that if you want to live in a quiet place, your days are numbered.

galfordo · Feb 27, 2004

EvilWasabi said:
Yeah. I mean, if you're really a urbanite, it's cool. But you see what's happening when it's happening and it's so clear that if you want to live in a quiet place, your days are numbered.

I'm somewhere in between, I guess. So I'm ok .... for now.

Tacitus · Feb 27, 2004

I haven't laughed that hard in months.

AWESOME thread.

BBH · Feb 27, 2004

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh my god, I am in tears here

"Cecil's Cockring Emporium" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

sweet merciful crap, that is the funniest thread I've read all year

Domino-chan · Feb 27, 2004

That's too too funny.

tsukaesugi · Feb 27, 2004

That's awesome.

Raleigh PWNT. Stay home.

That newscaster is really cute though.

BioMotor_Unitron · Feb 28, 2004

Someone at the FCC probably burst an artery upon hearing about it.

Seikon · Feb 28, 2004

That's some funny stuff :lol:

Marek · Feb 28, 2004

The Watkins family reunion one is comedy gold.

-joseph

Bluevoodu · Feb 28, 2004

I don't know why... but I found this one to be hilarious:

I could almost see the resident's freaking out, you know?

†B†V†

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