Reuters: Oral Sex Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer

Buro Destruct · Feb 25, 2004

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1

No comment.

galfordo · Feb 25, 2004

No more carpet-munching with the nasty chicks :crying:

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kobylka68 · Feb 25, 2004

Well if you're ever too tired i guess you now have a very vaild excuse

Mushiki · Feb 25, 2004

Hmmm...

This won't stop me.

bokmeow · Feb 26, 2004

I hope that doesn't mean there will be surgeon general's warning on every movie that contains depictions of oral sex now.

Dallas_Five · Feb 26, 2004

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Cock-smoking is hazardous to your health.

galfordo · Feb 26, 2004

Mushiki said:
Hmmm...

This won't stop me.

Oral sex souljah 4 life!!

:buttrock:

galfordo · Feb 26, 2004

Dallas_Five said:
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Cock-smoking is hazardous to your health.

LOL - you're one of the funniest new members.

ClassicMode1985 · Feb 26, 2004

Well Im sorry for all those ladies

Dallas_Five · Feb 26, 2004

Thanks. It was bokmeow's idea though, i just took it to it's natural conclusion.

Let's see if i can come up with one of my own!

How about: My g/f will be happy to know she's cancer-free...

no, that sucks... :tickled:

neobuyer · Feb 26, 2004

Buro Destruct said:
[Oral Sex Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer

My condolences to your mom

Budum Chi! Braka Braka!

galfordo · Feb 26, 2004

Dallas_Five said:
Thanks. It was bokmeow's idea though, i just took it to it's natural conclusion.

Let's see if i can come up with one of my own!

How about: My g/f will be happy to know she's cancer-free...

no, that sucks...

LOL, I feel you dude. My g/f has like a 0.001% chance of haveing it .... I gotta track down another bottle of that champagne :buttrock:

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Mushiki · Feb 26, 2004

Be careful, your champagne bottles may get cancer.

Dallas_Five · Feb 26, 2004

Re: Re: Reuters: Oral Sex Shown to Be Linked to Mouth Cancer

neobuyer said:
My condolences to your mom

Budum Chi! Braka Braka!

LOL.

Right now the Will Ferrell fan is winning...

galfordo · Feb 26, 2004

Mushiki said:
Be careful, your champagne bottles may get cancer.

Fuxorz, I'll have to track down some champagne bottle prophylactics

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Domino-chan · Feb 26, 2004

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::dies::

jethrek · Feb 26, 2004

Umm...it is linke throuh the spread of herpes. In other words, you have to get herpes for it to increase your risk of cancer. you can also get oral herpes from kissing someone, so fuck worrying about this. "People who kiss are more likely to get oral cancer!"

galfordo · Feb 26, 2004

jethrek said:
Umm...it is linke throuh the spread of herpes. In other words, you have to get herpes for it to increase your risk of cancer. you can also get oral herpes from kissing someone, so fuck worrying about this. "People who kiss are more likely to get oral cancer!"

Yep, you're right. It's essentially old news reported with a new wrapper. It's still fun to joke about it though

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Buro Destruct · Feb 26, 2004

My favorite line:

"The researchers think both cunnilingus and fellatio can infect people's mouths," the magazine added.

ORAL sex affecting the MOUTH?! WTF?!

Lord Yamazaki' · Feb 26, 2004

Buro Destruct said:
My favorite line:

ORAL sex affecting the MOUTH?! WTF?!

Yes sadly... I am typing this from my local hospital...if only you would have posted sooner buro...

Neo Gunloc · Feb 26, 2004

I see.

So I guess bukkake is out of the question.

BioMotor_Unitron · Feb 26, 2004

jethrek said:
Umm...it is linke throuh the spread of herpes. In other words, you have to get herpes for it to increase your risk of cancer. you can also get oral herpes from kissing someone, so fuck worrying about this. "People who kiss are more likely to get oral cancer!"

Next up from Reuters, jabbing someone with a syringe that was just used by someone with ebola can contribute to the spread of ebola! :help:

kaos · Feb 26, 2004

meh...
I'm eating pussy from 15 years and I'm stll here

no breaking news would ever stop my favourite hobby

Howdoin · Feb 26, 2004

Shocking ! : very serious scientist, after years of research and millions $$$ spent, discovered that suicide can be hazardous to people and even cause death.

Science : the voice of reason.

NebraskaDragon · Feb 26, 2004

Well, this means that I won't have to worry about my wife ever getting mouth cancer.

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