Bobak the Mofo
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Nesagwa said:
Nes you're not STALKING him are you?
*He does look like a tough SOB with the goatee and mustache look though, the clean shaven thing just doesn't look "Rugged" enough.MERCENARY X99
Buro Destruct
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Bobak was definitely better as an Oded Fehr look-alike.
Zeekade Zarathos
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WTF?????????????
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Wow, Nes, just wow.
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EMAGDNIM said:I'm lost...this thread is about???
Eh .... it's another one of the 17,382 threads at ng.com about absolutely nothing.
But it does have rhiokki's sig with that chick in it though. What's her name, anyway? There's a definite future for her in my yanking folder.
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Bobak looks like a cross between Jesus and Amarant from Final Fantasy IX.
5thlion5thlion
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bobak for president
Sure, he may look like Jesus, but he sure as hell is a mean mofo.
Once we were at this bar and Bobak had been drinking really heavily because he got fired as a bouncer from this strip club in west hollywood and some guy started talking shit about him because Bobak (or "The Big B" as some of us call him) can be a bit of a loud talker. This guy had some hot chick with him who was being a total bitch and making comments under her breath about how lous The Big B was being so this guy decided he was going to show off how big his balls were by getting in Bobaks face about it. Big mistake...
It only took about 10 seconds for Bobak to lose patience with this guy and sure enough they ended up throwing fists out front, little did this guy know bobak had a few bumps of PCP in the bathroom (which Bobak swears gives him a "wicked buzz" when mixed with a little jaeger and, beleive it or not, dayquil) so this was a fun little no holds bard match out in the street.
Not soon after the other guy gets about 2, maybe 3, swings out does Bobak lunge at the guy pinning him to the ground. He gets up leaving one foot on the guys chest to hold him down and proceeds to TEAR HIS ARM OFF and beat the guy with the bloody stump of his own arm. The screams from both him, the girl, and The Big B (it was some sort of primal war scream, the guy was really losing it) was almost comical.
Needless to say no one wants to go near bobak to try and stop this bloodbath. At about the time bobak start to shove the apendage into the poor strangers mouth yelling "eat your arm, eat your arm NOW!", the police show up. Two at first in one car (I'm running back into the bar at this point, trying to find some space at a window to take in the show) who charge Bobak to get him off the defeated jerkoff (I think his name was Nando...I heard the girl scream it once or twice). They each lunge for an arm, and I swear to god, bobak pulls some f**ked up wrestling move sort of action and lifts both officers into the air (one on each arm) and then throws his fists down towards the ground along with the cops head first. Some might say this was the begining of the end of the night.
Now, standing over a pile of three bodies all sorts of twitching and writhing, Bobak turns towards the bar with a look in his eye that would make Jesse "the Body" crap his own pants. I'm about two seconds from bolting out the back door to try and get as much sleep as I can before the call for help from a prison cell comes in, when two more police vehicles pull up. Guns are pointed and bobak turns and charges one of the cars...he takes one hit in the should before he's close enough to head but the guy sending him to the ground, then Bobak proceeds to rip the door off the squad car and use it as a shield as he charges the other officers.
He manages to take out one other cop before he's shot in the knee and as he drops to the ground he throws the car door witch manages to land over the officers head, through the broken window, breaking his neck. The gun from this officer goes off when it hits the ground and peirces the last cop right under the arm straight to the heart. At this point I couldn't beleive what I had just witnessed.
The adrenaline in bobaks system obviously has began to run down as he isn't moving much anymore (it was either that or the gunshot wound, you can never tell with Bobby). I decide it's about time for us to high tail it out of there, so I run behind the bar, grab the last bottle of Jaeger and walk outside tapping the bottle for Bobak to hear. Like Pavlov meets Tarantino, a bloody Bobak comes limping over to me for the drink. I hand him the bottle and climb onto his back and point at the rising sun and away we went.
We've never returned to Florida since.
Once we were at this bar and Bobak had been drinking really heavily because he got fired as a bouncer from this strip club in west hollywood and some guy started talking shit about him because Bobak (or "The Big B" as some of us call him) can be a bit of a loud talker. This guy had some hot chick with him who was being a total bitch and making comments under her breath about how lous The Big B was being so this guy decided he was going to show off how big his balls were by getting in Bobaks face about it. Big mistake...
It only took about 10 seconds for Bobak to lose patience with this guy and sure enough they ended up throwing fists out front, little did this guy know bobak had a few bumps of PCP in the bathroom (which Bobak swears gives him a "wicked buzz" when mixed with a little jaeger and, beleive it or not, dayquil) so this was a fun little no holds bard match out in the street.
Not soon after the other guy gets about 2, maybe 3, swings out does Bobak lunge at the guy pinning him to the ground. He gets up leaving one foot on the guys chest to hold him down and proceeds to TEAR HIS ARM OFF and beat the guy with the bloody stump of his own arm. The screams from both him, the girl, and The Big B (it was some sort of primal war scream, the guy was really losing it) was almost comical.
Needless to say no one wants to go near bobak to try and stop this bloodbath. At about the time bobak start to shove the apendage into the poor strangers mouth yelling "eat your arm, eat your arm NOW!", the police show up. Two at first in one car (I'm running back into the bar at this point, trying to find some space at a window to take in the show) who charge Bobak to get him off the defeated jerkoff (I think his name was Nando...I heard the girl scream it once or twice). They each lunge for an arm, and I swear to god, bobak pulls some f**ked up wrestling move sort of action and lifts both officers into the air (one on each arm) and then throws his fists down towards the ground along with the cops head first. Some might say this was the begining of the end of the night.
Now, standing over a pile of three bodies all sorts of twitching and writhing, Bobak turns towards the bar with a look in his eye that would make Jesse "the Body" crap his own pants. I'm about two seconds from bolting out the back door to try and get as much sleep as I can before the call for help from a prison cell comes in, when two more police vehicles pull up. Guns are pointed and bobak turns and charges one of the cars...he takes one hit in the should before he's close enough to head but the guy sending him to the ground, then Bobak proceeds to rip the door off the squad car and use it as a shield as he charges the other officers.
He manages to take out one other cop before he's shot in the knee and as he drops to the ground he throws the car door witch manages to land over the officers head, through the broken window, breaking his neck. The gun from this officer goes off when it hits the ground and peirces the last cop right under the arm straight to the heart. At this point I couldn't beleive what I had just witnessed.
The adrenaline in bobaks system obviously has began to run down as he isn't moving much anymore (it was either that or the gunshot wound, you can never tell with Bobby). I decide it's about time for us to high tail it out of there, so I run behind the bar, grab the last bottle of Jaeger and walk outside tapping the bottle for Bobak to hear. Like Pavlov meets Tarantino, a bloody Bobak comes limping over to me for the drink. I hand him the bottle and climb onto his back and point at the rising sun and away we went.
We've never returned to Florida since.
Pink Spider
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ORPHEUS said:
Will a monkey do?
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Ekoe said:
fucking hilarious
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Holy shit, it's a ninja!,
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Some of those pics are old, and some are new, but the whole way through...
IT'S THE SAME GREY SHIRT!
IT'S THE SAME GREY SHIRT!