BRITNEY POLL: "Which Mag should she appear in?"

BRITNEY POLL: "Which Mag should she appear in?"

  • Playboy

    Votes: 7 22.6%

  • Penthouse

    Votes: 8 25.8%

  • Hustler

    Votes: 10 32.3%

  • Swank

    Votes: 6 19.4%

  • SCORE

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    31
  • Poll closed .
Mike Shagohod

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Okay folks it's time to fess up. Most of us probably don't see Britney/Slutney as someone to run their bath water for or the marrying kind overall. Eventually her popularity will run out and she'll end up having to show more than be witty/sexy/skanky in that Toxic video... meaning she'll turn to nudie mags or straight up Porn. When that day comes which magazine will you rather see her in? Something classy, which obviously she ain't or something raunchy and dirty, which she evidently likes to poliferate.??? Me I'd buy up a copy of HUSTLER or SWANK and see all her pink and her gettin' pee peed on. the little ho!

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I'd prefer to see her in whatever magazine first reports that she was tragically killed by a rampaging elephant, or something along those lines.
 
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Penthouse was my vote, Im gonna say she is probably one of those high-maintence stuck up bitches. So she will want something classy, chances are, Playboy will snatch her up, yet Penthouse has always been classy
 
Nesagwa

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If she is in Hustler do we get to see her take it in the butt?
 
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Playboy is the classiest of the bunch, so she'll definitely do that. I can't see her doing Hustler or Swank, getting fucked 3 different ways and then blowing a load in her face. I don't think she'd stopp that low.
 
Mike Shagohod

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Big Shady said:
Playboy is the classiest of the bunch, so she'll definitely do that. I can't see her doing Hustler or Swank, getting fucked 3 different ways and then blowing a load in her face. I don't think she'd stopp that low.
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While you're probably right on that note Big Shady... don't bet on that. She's already shown a willingness to turn out the girls of the world who emulate her to no end. I think if she lost enough popularity she'd take it in the butt, or take a load... and even though she'd deny it, she'd love every minute of it.

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Mercenary X99 said:
Okay folks it's time to fess up. Most of us probably don't see Britney/Slutney as someone to run their bath water for or the marrying kind overall. Eventually her popularity will run out and she'll end up having to show more than be witty/sexy/skanky in that Toxic video... meaning she'll turn to nudie mags or straight up Porn. When that day comes which magazine will you rather see her in? Something classy, which obviously she ain't or something raunchy and dirty, which she evidently likes to poliferate.??? Me I'd buy up a copy of HUSTLER or SWANK and see all her pink and her gettin' pee peed on. the little ho!

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Seroiusly man, something tells me you have some repressed feelings/beef about brit or somethin. You post alot about her.
We all know she has no talent when compared to her peers, thats nothin new.
I think most of the hate should not be placed on Britney herself (though I can's stand the bitch) but here fucked up money mongering parents as I have absolutely no respect for parents like hers who put thier children in the spotlight only to ruin them.
 
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They pee on people in Hustler now? I haven't "read" an issue in years.
 
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Re: Re: BRITNEY POLL: "Which Mag should she appear in?"

ORPHEUS said:
Seroiusly man, something tells me you have some repressed feelings/beef about brit or somethin. You post alot about her.
We all know she has no talent when compared to her peers, thats nothin new.
I think most of the hate should not be placed on Britney herself (though I can's stand the bitch) but here fucked up money mongering parents as I have absolutely no respect for parents like hers who put thier children in the spotlight only to ruin them.
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Hey why can't they show the real fans of Brit...guys our age...I wanna be on MTV Request and go "YEah, Im a huge fan of Brit, but I think she should quit singing and I think she should open up a BONER factory! Cuz mannnn! WOOT!"
 
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Nesagwa said:
If she is in Hustler do we get to see her take it in the butt?
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Dude you can see that in Penthouse too. ;)

My vote goes to Penthouse, because when it all goes down I'll be the one directing people to the issue in our store.
 
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Mercenary X99 said:
While you're probably right on that note Big Shady... don't bet on that. She's already shown a willingness to turn out the girls of the world who emulate her to no end. I think if she lost enough popularity she'd take it in the butt, or take a load... and even though she'd deny it, she'd love every minute of it.

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Haha, yeah, she would love it, I would love to see it too. I'd probably love it more than watching Paris Hilton choking on some guy's dick ;)
 
xRealNinjuzx

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Id love to see the blackmarket video of her being kidnapped, raped by horses and then drawn and quartered.

If anyone gets this, PM me with offers.

-Kris
 
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For the time being, shes got "SWANK Material" written all over her but she'll debut in a softcore spread for PB....give her another 5-7 years though and she'll be gracing the pages of hustler, spreading her pussy lips for not only two well endowed black men, but for publicity as well...<Janet Jackson's wrinkly ass on P.6>
 
Mike Shagohod

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BUMP!

This thread/poll is even more worthy than when
I initially posted it in 2K4. The chick is like 20 seconds
from porn with her train wreck life. I'd still like to see
this skeezer get it proper. For those who didn't vote,
speak your piece, for those of you who did, what say
you now? And if you're a noob here, get with the
program and vote.

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ki_atsushi

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Stormrider_2977 said:
BUMP!

This thread/poll is even more worthy than when
I initially posted it in 2K4. The chick is like 20 seconds
from porn with her train wreck life. I'd still like to see
this skeezer get it proper. For those who didn't vote,
speak your piece, for those of you who did, what say
you now? And if you're a noob here, get with the
program and vote.

MERCENARY X99
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Holy shit, you must be a prophet.
 
abasuto

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I'd pay hundred bucks if they'd just shoot her in the head and never mention her again.
 
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I figured she and every other celebrity annoyance would go away permanently if we just turned off the TV and start reading books again.
 
wizkid007

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She isnt good enough for playboy or penthouse.

Swank is pretty good though. But we have already seen her vag and it is not a pretty site.
 
Ghost-Dog

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She's pretty freaky these days. Forget the retouched photos you see everywhere and look at her without makeup. She looks way older than she actually is. And she's bat shit crazy these days too. Forget about posing nude, I expect her to be found dead in a hotel any day now.

Just another out of touch with reality celebrity that's being enabled by the leeches around her. So sad.

We've already seen her shaved lady parts haven't we? They looked kind of weird and pasty... not sure if I would buy a magazine to see more of that.
 
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Ghost-Dog said:
She's pretty freaky these days. Forget the retouched photos you see everywhere and look at her without makeup. She looks way older than she actually is. And she's bat shit crazy these days too. Forget about posing nude, I expect her to be found dead in a hotel any day now.

Just another out of touch with reality celebrity that's being enabled by the leeches around her. So sad.

We've already seen her shaved lady parts haven't we? They looked kind of weird and pasty... not sure if I would buy a magazine to see more of that.
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What you would actually see is a totally photoshopped picture, so what does it matter?

Editing Software is way too powerful.
 
Mike Shagohod

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wizkid007 said:
She isnt good enough for playboy or penthouse.

Swank is pretty good though. But we have already seen her vag and it is not a pretty site.
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Well we've seen her vag from a distance and more or less closed up. We ain't had a look on inside yet, with her clearly spreading her labia and all. If the chick can slut as nicely as she does in all these outfits, I'm sure she could do a nice photo spread indeed and the more xXxtreme the better. Shoot at this point I myself could probably walk right up to her and convince her to do a shoot with Remus Shagohod. Hmm... I know she's even more used up than before, but dammit if there's still something about her that doesn't give me a boner. And let's all face it, not being a spring chicken and all, that magazine issue would sell out quicker than any magazine in history. Most guys just want to see her OWNED.

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