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ferrarimanf355
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A talking Stewie action figure=absolute genious. 
"You know, mother, this could have almost passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!"
"Heavens, you don't so much speak the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
"Nothing says 'Obey me' like a bloody head on a post."
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know. A pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!"
"Hey mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
"My, my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh!"
"I love God, he's so deliciously evil!"
Peter: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn!
Lois: Oh, Stewie, you're adorable.
Stewie: Yes, yes, I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?
"Whoa, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside!"
Lois: What's going on?
Stewie: We're playing house.
Lois: The boy is all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
"Oh, I feel so delightfully white trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!"
"Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"
"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. When you least expect it your uppance will come!"
"Good God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad!"
"You! Heat up some gravy for our guest. My last helping of white meat was drier than Oscar Wilde!"
"You know, mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, I'm going to kill you!"
"I miss my mommy. Yes, yes, I also miss colic and rectal thermometry."
"I say, if you find a human skeleton with a Lincoln Log jammed in the temple, I didn't do it. But I need that log back to finish my recreation of James Madison's cabin."
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears, that would ring a few bells.
Cute Co-ed: Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
"I was pink as a pistol! Pink as a pistol? Good lord, I can't even form a coherent simile anymore!"
"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk!"
Meg: Hey, everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: The end result of a drunken backseat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
"I needn't fear this Santa. If he were truly omnipotent, he'd have the testicular fortitude to show himself!"
"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
"You know, mother, this could have almost passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!"
"Heavens, you don't so much speak the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
"Nothing says 'Obey me' like a bloody head on a post."
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know. A pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!"
"Hey mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
"My, my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh!"
"I love God, he's so deliciously evil!"
Peter: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn!
Lois: Oh, Stewie, you're adorable.
Stewie: Yes, yes, I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?
"Whoa, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside!"
Lois: What's going on?
Stewie: We're playing house.
Lois: The boy is all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
"Oh, I feel so delightfully white trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!"
"Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"
"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. When you least expect it your uppance will come!"
"Good God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad!"
"You! Heat up some gravy for our guest. My last helping of white meat was drier than Oscar Wilde!"
"You know, mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, I'm going to kill you!"
"I miss my mommy. Yes, yes, I also miss colic and rectal thermometry."
"I say, if you find a human skeleton with a Lincoln Log jammed in the temple, I didn't do it. But I need that log back to finish my recreation of James Madison's cabin."
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears, that would ring a few bells.
Cute Co-ed: Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
"I was pink as a pistol! Pink as a pistol? Good lord, I can't even form a coherent simile anymore!"
"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk!"
Meg: Hey, everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: The end result of a drunken backseat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
"I needn't fear this Santa. If he were truly omnipotent, he'd have the testicular fortitude to show himself!"
"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
ferrarimanf355
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Weirdguy said:
Just doin' my best.
striderpunk
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stewie looks like a young deniro with a wrap-around
xRealNinjuzx
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Im gonna buy the Brian figure. Hes my fav character.
-Kris
-Kris