Does your Wife/GF/Fiancee' molest you?

Does your Wife/GF/Fiancee' molest you?

  • Don't have a significant other so I can't answer that.

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • I'm with another of the same sex so I can't answer this in the manner you'd like.

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Yes my wife/gf/fiancee' is always all over my shit, cause I'm too sexy for this world.

    Votes: 17 45.9%

  • I generally have to beg my wife/gf/fiancee' for teh sex.

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • Total voters
    37
  • Poll closed .
Mike Shagohod

Mike Shagohod

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Okay guys I'm just wondering about something, and even the wifey here is curious to know what the swingin' dicks in NEO land have to say about this topic. What I'm asking is if you're significant other (being a female with a male) ever puts the role reversal on you. My wife thinks I'm so freggin' HOT that practically every time I bend over to get something she's all grabbing my butt, calling me a "Sexay Beast!". I start cleaning around the apartment and she's grabbing my crotch telling me, "Yeah, you know you want to fuck me you Male Slut!"

Now I don't really mind 98% of the time, but that last 3% it's rather annoying. I mean even as I was typing this, (I'm typing this shirtless BTW) she came in here and ran her hands through my manly chest hair, and let me know she wants: "...a good dicking." later on. For crying out loud I boffed her twice this morning and I don't think my BALL JOY can produce any more froth! So how many have women in their lives that kind of reverse the whole I WANT YOU NOW! thing? *I mean sure, I'm grabbing her and stuff, but lately it's been more of her vs. me doing the ass grabbing and what not. So what say you? Cause it looks like my duty to please her booty is almost upon me again.

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Ghost-Dog

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Don't ever leave man, I don't know where we would be without posts like this.

:lol:
 
kaos

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always cool when she asks for mah cock
I never feel as molested
used to happen a lot more when I was living with an english chick
less now ,that I'm living with a jap

pissed off when my gf ask for EVERYTHING else
but she knows it
so
at the end
she doesnt molest me


btw
what the difference between gf and fiancee?
 
Nesagwa

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kaos said:
always cool when she asks for mah cock
I never feel as molested
used to happen a lot more when I was living with an english chick
less now ,that I'm living with a jap

pissed off when my gf ask for EVERYTHING else
but she knows it
so
at the end
she doesnt molest me


btw
what the difference between gf and fiancee?
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One you didnt promise to marry.
 
kaos

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Nesagwa said:
One you didnt promise to marry.
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thanks

bah
just formal bullshit
still cant see any difference
I'm living with a girl
that's it

if we'd be very cool staying together
I could marry her
otherwise, fuck it
simple
 
galfordo

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LOL .... basically everybody here (including myself) is dating a horny ass slut. God forbid we ever have to leave on business for a few days. "Ahhh, honey, what praytell is this jizz-filled condom with a USPS insignia doing under my pillow??!!"

:oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no:
 
Mike Shagohod

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galfordo said:
LOL .... basically everybody here (including myself) is dating a horny ass slut. God forbid we ever have to leave on business for a few days. "Ahhh, honey, what praytell is this jizz-filled condom with a USPS insignia doing under my pillow??!!"

:oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no: :oh_no:
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...Well I'm more than satisfied if you know what I mean. It's just sometimes I'm really trying to work on a project, and especially if my balls are sore from having frothed like 3 times earlier that day, well... It's a little much. It wasn't until recently that my "Good Girl" suddenly became the slut in bed I always wanted, and she's the one who actually told me to post this poll in here because she wanted to know more than I did what guys would say. I struck gold twice. Got me a "Thicky Thick Honey" and a woman who wants me to Hit Good as my droog Kevin Avinash likes to say all the time. I might have to bring my woman to Japan with me if the NEO crew doesn't have a problem with it. 'Sides I'd hate to keep anyone up late at night cause I'm fappin' away used to teh poontang everynight before bed time. :cool:

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NeoGumby

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NeoGumby rates this thread:

Misplaced post-Valentines Day lust somehow channels itself onto the internet.

and

more proof that openning polls to the general membership was a bad idea.
 
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Meh, you're still young. See if you still get this kinda treatment after 5-10 years and after 2-4 kids...;)
 
Domino-chan

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I chose the second option, but the answer is all the same.

All I can really say without divulging too much information: it was 50/50. She and I both initiated it, and it was all in good fun.

Nothing wrong with the occasional molesting. :)
 
Mike Shagohod

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slerch666 said:
Is it molestation when you LIKE it?
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It could be viewed as Molestation when you truly are trying to get something done, or you just woke up and your dick is full of piss and she wants to suck you off... that doesn't feel good at all, it's a numb feeling and weird. Same thing for if you're conducting business on the Internet or waiting to finish off an auction on EBAY and then BAAAAAAAAAAM, my undies are being pulled down. *So yeah, I more or less LOVE IT, but there are times it's just inconvenient in the moment.

...she's my wife though she has that right. Just like I'll... errr... NOPE, I won't go there. ;)

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Nesagwa

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Mercenary X99 said:
It could be viewed as Molestation when you truly are trying to get something done, or you just woke up and your dick is full of piss and she wants to suck you off... that doesn't feel good at all, it's a numb feeling and weird. Same thing for if you're conducting business on the Internet or waiting to finish off an auction on EBAY and then BAAAAAAAAAAM, my undies are being pulled down. *So yeah, I more or less LOVE IT, but there are times it's just inconvenient in the moment.

...she's my wife though she has that right. Just like I'll... errr... NOPE, I won't go there. ;)

MERCENARY X99
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You know how you curb those morning blow jobs?

Piss in her mouth once.

She'll never ask again.
 
Mike Shagohod

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Nesagwa said:
You know how you curb those morning blow jobs?

Piss in her mouth once.

She'll never ask again.
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Naaah, I reserve that for this slut...

belladonna.jpg


the wife knows of my unhealthy passion for this bitch, maybe for my B-Day Belladonna can come to my place and give me that rim job I've always wanted, then I'll make HER "taste the golden spray."

:lol: :loco: :mr_t: :lol:

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xRealNinjuzx

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This thread is bizarre.

My girl asks me to abuse her more often than anything else.

-Kris
 
Fox1

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Um....isnt this a DAMN GOOD THING?
 
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K_K

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she would...if she existed, i make a point of it, hell i'd make sure she did it on a daily basis...if only she existed.
 
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That Mercenary X99 is one badass mother fucker... man up sir. You got true grit and balls of steel.

My girlfriend is sweet and beautiful, but she's a good girl... if u know what i mean... sex isn't often but when it is its good... she just was raised by stringent southern baptist folks... and believe me it took me a long time to coax her into my world. She's a goddess though and I play by her rules... its worth it for sure.
 
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