Videogaming's Unwritten Laws

Plisken · Feb 13, 2004

#1: All bad guys must converse in groups around extremely flammable barrels.

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Frame Gride 2 · Feb 13, 2004

#2: All bosses must be extremely easy.

soopafamicom · Feb 13, 2004

All items of smashable foreground scenery must contain items of food such as roast chickens or cans of fizzy beverage to replenish your chosen hero..........especially if he is in a scrolling beatem-up!

soopafamicom · Feb 13, 2004

Re: Re: Videogaming's Unwritten Laws

Vanquished foes must postrate themselves upon the floor whence defeated,and then,must flash most alarmingly before winking out of view.

Mike Shagohod · Feb 13, 2004

All KONAMI "Shooters" must have some Easter Island Statue Heads blowing giant particle bubbles at you.

MERCENARY X99

johnroche · Feb 13, 2004

All bosses must have a clearly-marked "vulnerable spot" on their bodies.

X · Feb 13, 2004

You start out with three lives.

Buro Destruct · Feb 13, 2004

The final confrontation shall never take place less than 20 stories off the ground and in any of the following locations:

A) The roof or top level of a high-rise building
B) Mid-flight aircraft
C) An orbiting space-station

Plisken · Feb 13, 2004

#9: All arcade ports must have pathetically laughable extra modes in an effort to garner replay value.

Plisken · Feb 13, 2004

#10: All platform games MUST contain Fire, Water and Iced- based levels.

lemonflav · Feb 13, 2004

must be sold back to EBGames for 1/4 the price

SSS · Feb 13, 2004

At least one of your save files in any RPG game will become corrupted.

bokmeow · Feb 13, 2004

When struck, enemies and especially bosses must emit audiible sounds to convey damage inflicted, or flash visibly upon being struck, most often all of the above.

pyrokilla · Feb 13, 2004

Woman in videogames must alawys want teh sexX0r!

lemonflav · Feb 13, 2004

you must have the rom but tell everyone you don't

Mushiki · Feb 13, 2004

- The end of the world is invisible and impenetrable.

X · Feb 13, 2004

All women are a C-cup or above.

Earthquake · Feb 13, 2004

All grapplers must be brainless goofs.

xRealNinjuzx · Feb 13, 2004

If there is ground, you can jump onto it, no matter from what height.

-Kris

xRealNinjuzx · Feb 13, 2004

If you fall in any kind of a hole, you die. However, if you jump into a tube, tunnel, or any kind of pipe, you automatically appear in another location.

-Kris

Arcademan · Feb 13, 2004

You must have the means to continue your game when all your lives are lost :loco:

jaydubnb · Feb 13, 2004

In a RPG, one can summon magic to defeat the most heinous of foes, yet can't open a simple door without a key.

Arcademan · Feb 13, 2004

All men must be brawlers and all women must be magicians...

Arcademan · Feb 13, 2004

One must be able to get insanely-powerful weapons that defies the physical laws of science :cool:

PleaseKillMeNow · Feb 13, 2004

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start

Knowing what directions to take and buttons to press can get you far.

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