Do you still get "Morning Wood?"

Mike Shagohod · Feb 12, 2004

Seriously now, I ain't just being funny neither. I understand that morning wood (i.e. waking up with a massive errection) is something that more or less is apart of Puberty. *Well I'm almost 26 years old and every morning I wake up with a Woody Strode that won't go down for ten minutes. It's hell when you gotta' piss too because, well anyone who's ever tried pissing while pointin' north knows it's ackward. Now if you can get your groove on first thing in the morn that's one thing, but that's not always the case for me. So is this normal, or what? Do you experience Morning Wood???

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Big Shady · Feb 12, 2004

I honestly can't remember a time without morning wood during my 21 years. I just happens I guess, let nature take its course.

K_K · Feb 13, 2004

i get it about three to five times a week, and those are the days i whack off, i enjoy having the massive erection, and i take full opportunity to dump my load all over that crusty cum rag. it's all psychological, it's all in the dreams that we have, and in the borders of waking up. penile and clitoral erection is part of waking up, moreso for males then females but it is part of life.

Mike Shagohod · Feb 13, 2004

...So it's not just me then, GOOD! Shit that is the best time to beat off though, in those early morning hours no doubt about that Kim. :cool:

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Big Shady · Feb 13, 2004

Mercenary X99 said:
...So it's not just me then, GOOD! Shit that is the best time to beat off though, in those early morning hours no doubt about that Kim.

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Oh, how I wish I had the time for that now-a-days. Its always go, go, go. Just gotta stuff the wood in my pants and rush off to class where it dies a quick death, amongst the female-less electrical/computer engineering classes :make_fac:

SamuraiShogun · Feb 13, 2004

I remember living in the country during my first 23 years or so,and the cool thing there was even if you had to piss with morning wood,just go outside,hell there the next neighbor was half a mile away,and just piss far into the air!
P.S. Make sure there's no massive headwind though!

one · Feb 13, 2004

i get em all the time...

jaydubnb · Feb 13, 2004

I havent had solo morning wood in years! The only time it occurs now is if I have some hot lil thang laying next to me when I wake up. Then its time to break out the lumber :cool:

bokmeow · Feb 13, 2004

SamuraiShogun said:
I remember living in the country during my first 23 years or so,and the cool thing there was even if you had to piss with morning wood,just go outside,hell there the next neighbor was half a mile away,and just piss far into the air!
P.S. Make sure there's no massive headwind though!

I was faced with that same problem.

And lemme tell you, people didn't come near me for weeks after that.

Tehcno · Feb 13, 2004

I think parents or teachers or what ever just say it's a part of puberty because no one knows. There is this huge (no pun intended) mistery behind morning wood. No one knows why it happens. Sure some times when you have had a nasty little dream you'll wake with wood. But you can have a nightmare and still wake with the wood.

RabbitTroop · Feb 13, 2004

Tehcno said:
I think parents or teachers or what ever just say it's a part of puberty because no one knows. There is this huge (no pun intended) mistery behind morning wood. No one knows why it happens. Sure some times when you have had a nasty little dream you'll wake with wood. But you can have a nightmare and still wake with the wood.

Um... it's the rubbing on the sheets...

-Nick

K_K · Feb 13, 2004

nruva said:
Um... it's the rubbing on the sheets...

-Nick

what about hobos, or minorities, they can't afford sheets, let alone beds; what do they do?

RabbitTroop · Feb 13, 2004

Kim _Kaphwan said:
what about hobos, or minorities, they can't afford sheets, let alone beds; what do they do?

Well, they just don't get morning wood I guess... or they rub on the park bench or something,

-Nick

Phoenix Down · Feb 13, 2004

nruva said:
Well, they just don't get morning wood I guess... or they rub on the park bench or something,

-Nick

So basically they just get splinters and a lot of chafing instead.

SPINMASTER X · Feb 13, 2004

I get evening wood.

tsukaesugi · Feb 13, 2004

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Hecker · Feb 13, 2004

Try taking a piss after a wank.

One of the most painful experiences ever! :buttrock:

Argentina94 · Feb 16, 2004

I'm married.

No.

Neon_Sonic · Feb 16, 2004

Do you still get "Morning Wood?"

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