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NO NO NO NO,
THIS GAME SUCKS BIG FLOPPY DONKY BALLS.
If you were thinking “hey, I think the co-op mode would be great!” then you should go slam your head in a car door; this will save you money.
When playing co-op, the ‘animation’ consists of 2 frames ‘moving’ and ‘dead’.
1 player mode is slightly less annoying, how-ever, the story is absolute crap, I mean for fuck sakes, the monsters you are shooting are fucking MONKEYS (alright ‘space’ monkeys) all the while you have some sorry sack of shit mumbling to himself over the com unit saying shit like “ya, take that you silly monkey’s” and “woo-hoo, remind me not to get you mad at me”.
Speaking of the poorly ‘animated’ space monkeys, which for some reason only 2 will attack at any given time, if you were thinking “ahhh, what cute little space monkeys, I bet they would just love for me to lay them on the ground and proceed to ‘tea-bag them”, well..damn, that ain’t a problem, seeing as they cause little to no damage.
As for online play:
Vehicles……useless
Game modes…….just the one, a weird sort-of CTF
Aiming….any where you like, if you see some one, then in most cases you hit them
Flame thrower…….awesome! Unfortunately with the range of a Bic lighter.
Basically what I’m saying is that you would probably have more fun with LOSJ.