Hillarious video of QVC demonstration gone wrong

Weirdguy

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Saw that yesterday....
I, infact, previously owned one of these katana... paid 6$ each... (I had bought 3) and fought with my GF when in vacation, for fun.

Never broke...
 

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Well, he certainly proved that they're sharp :D
 

evil wasabi

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Still can't tell if he's a total pansy or not...

It didn't seem to catch him that bad, but he made an awfully big deal of it.
 

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lithy said:
Still can't tell if he's a total pansy or not...

It didn't seem to catch him that bad, but he made an awfully big deal of it.

Was probably just making sure that he'd get compensation for it.
 

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LOL ... that's fucking hilarious!

If the people on those shows weren't such total whores trying to fuck every 60 yr. old housewife out of every cent she owned, I'd be more sympathetic. As things stand, I'm laughing my fucking ass off.

Those douchebags deserve a kitana right up the ass.
 

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the knife collectors show owns, i always watch that at like 2am here, shawn and odell are funny as shit. lol i'm sure they got a lot of orders on that sword after it snapped in half hitting a wooden table though...

shop at home network = ghetto qvc
 

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DashK said:
the knife collectors show owns, i always watch that at like 2am here, shawn and odell are funny as shit. lol i'm sure they got a lot of orders on that sword after it snapped in half hitting a wooden table though...

shop at home network = ghetto qvc

I'll admit that it is some funny shit - especially that hillbilly dude. He can come up with some whoppers like I've never imagined.

LOL .... what fine craftsmanship on that Kitana.
 

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galfordo said:
I'll admit that it is some funny shit - especially that hillbilly dude. He can come up with some whoppers like I've never imagined.

LOL .... what fine craftsmanship on that Kitana.

yeah odell is funny as hell, funny thing about all the swords and knives they sell on that show, they talk about how cheap it is, i've gone on ebay and searched for the same shit, if they're selling some kitana for like 75, you can get it off ebay for like 45. some of that shit is obviously more for show than use, it must be pot metal if it snaps in half hitting wood, lol.

the old sports collectors show on shop at home was so damn funny, the main guy on it, i forget his name, he had a moustache and would just start yelling about the cards they were selling, he reminded me of chris farley when he did his salesman sketch, this guys face would get all red when he'd start yelling about the deals on these cards, he reminded me of the card shop owners up in jersey. they also had their supplier named "kenny" to call in on the air, it was classic. now some dumb as rocks chick hosts it, she looks like a stripper tho, so it's not all bad.
 

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DashK said:
yeah odell is funny as hell, funny thing about all the swords and knives they sell on that show, they talk about how cheap it is, i've gone on ebay and searched for the same shit, if they're selling some kitana for like 75, you can get it off ebay for like 45. some of that shit is obviously more for show than use, it must be pot metal if it snaps in half hitting wood, lol.

the old sports collectors show on shop at home was so damn funny, the main guy on it, i forget his name, he had a moustache and would just start yelling about the cards they were selling, he reminded me of chris farley when he did his salesman sketch, this guys face would get all red when he'd start yelling about the deals on these cards, he reminded me of the card shop owners up in jersey. they also had their supplier named "kenny" to call in on the air, it was classic. now some dumb as rocks chick hosts it, she looks like a stripper tho, so it's not all bad.

i remember that shit! i saw a lot of them during that Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa homerun chase back in '98. that shit was insane..........."just LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY! it's the Mark McGwire ROOKIE high school card! this thing is SOOO RARE that you can't even find it on Ebay!.........let's get Kenny on the phone to tell us about this one!" then, Kenny comes in blazing......"what you see here is a MINT Mark McGwire HIGH SCHOOL ROOKIE CARD.....i believe they only produced about 3 of those and the only other people to own them are his mother and his first girlfriend......and they aren't giving those up! so be the first to own this RARE GEM outside of the McGwire family!"

then the moron who decides to get the shit like that ends up with some fake ass card with an old college picture on it or something. i also loved when they brought out the old complete boxes with 36 packs of the cards. they would open up about 3 boxes worth of shit and miraculously pull out 5 Mark McGwire Rookies and TONS of other "RARE" cards. i've actually bought boxes of cards like that (like 10 years ago) and you don't get as many good cards as they always seemed to pull outta their asses.

all in all, it was a good laugh when you're drunk at 3 am........BUT, it's good to know there's some stripper chick doing it now. i may have to start watching again............:p
 

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Hahahahahaha, that's some funny shit. I actually laugh more at how he keeps repeating "a piece of that tip just got me" with his little innocent voice. LMAO. I'm definately keeping that vid.:mr_t:
 

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Spike23 said:
i remember that shit! i saw a lot of them during that Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa homerun chase back in '98. that shit was insane..........."just LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY! it's the Mark McGwire ROOKIE high school card! this thing is SOOO RARE that you can't even find it on Ebay!.........let's get Kenny on the phone to tell us about this one!" then, Kenny comes in blazing......"what you see here is a MINT Mark McGwire HIGH SCHOOL ROOKIE CARD.....i believe they only produced about 3 of those and the only other people to own them are his mother and his first girlfriend......and they aren't giving those up! so be the first to own this RARE GEM outside of the McGwire family!"

then the moron who decides to get the shit like that ends up with some fake ass card with an old college picture on it or something. i also loved when they brought out the old complete boxes with 36 packs of the cards. they would open up about 3 boxes worth of shit and miraculously pull out 5 Mark McGwire Rookies and TONS of other "RARE" cards. i've actually bought boxes of cards like that (like 10 years ago) and you don't get as many good cards as they always seemed to pull outta their asses.

all in all, it was a good laugh when you're drunk at 3 am........BUT, it's good to know there's some stripper chick doing it now. i may have to start watching again............:p

haha, yeah the mcgwire shit, and when jordan retired the first time, that guy killed me. i know they'd always open like 5 packs on the air and pull like 2 mcgwire rookies, lol. then kenny would get on the phone and just start yelling shit "FOLKS YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SEALED BOX OF 1986 TOPS, HOW MUCH COULD THE GRADED ROOKIES IN THIS BOX BE WORTH? 700? 800? 900? GET THE BOX RIGHT NOW, FOR ONLY 59.99!!!!!!1111"

and they'd always pull up like the Mint 10 high price off some sports fax, lol, they wouldnt even say the price guide it was just a photo copied page and they'd circle the price.

kenny was actually on the show in person a few times when they were selling the barry bonds homerun shit, he looks funny.
 
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