Ouija Boards, anyone use them before?

DevilRedeemed

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never got it to do anything - (I think anyway, I was just way too sceptical the times I did use it) but it was fucking scary anyways. I have good friends that tell me point blank that they have contacted family members and such through it, and I believe them only because I trust them, but am still waiting to witness anything happen with one of these boards.
Ended up giving it away to a friend of mine.


Its damn creepy though...
 
slerch666

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I've used one, but since we were all just fucking around, nothing really happened.
 
bokmeow

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I don't purchase my stock without it. We would sit around at a table and lower the lights and go 'Oh great Ouija board that sees all, which stock should we buy?' and the board would invariably spit out some gibberish like 'QFFS' or 'WTFM.' Then we call our stock broker.
 
Tacitus

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You'd be better off trying to speak to the dead with two paper cups and a string. Plus, you can make up what you hear instead of trying to casually push a heart shaped pointer around and get caught.
 
DevilRedeemed

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you know the premise for the film exorcist is based on the girl's use of the ouija.
That alone makes my weak mind tremble:(

I'm currently looking into new oija technology which allows for long distance calls. Maybe it will one day beat the internet? who knows.
 
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neobuyer

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Some comedian said one time (I wanna say it may have been Sam Kinnison) said of Oija boards:

"Uh, yeah- I'm pretty sure fucking Parker Brothers isn't marketing a game that actually let's you talk to the dead..."

If any of you guys get the 'Ben Stiller Show' DVD- watch Episode 13 (the unaired episode) and they have an awesome Oija Board parody called 'Creepy Board'- where all the kids get posessed and have terrible demonic rituals. One of the kids carries a severed pig head on a stick. It's SO cool.
 
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I was always the bastard to spell out

A A R O N I S A S H I T H E E L
 
galfordo

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neobuyer said:
Some comedian said one time (I wanna say it may have been Sam Kinnison) said of Oija boards:

"Uh, yeah- I'm pretty sure fucking Parker Brothers isn't marketing a game that actually let's you talk to the dead..."

If any of you guys get the 'Ben Stiller Show' DVD- watch Episode 13 (the unaired episode) and they have an awesome Oija Board parody called 'Creepy Board'- where all the kids get posessed and have terrible demonic rituals. One of the kids carries a severed pig head on a stick. It's SO cool.
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LOL ..... Kinison RULES!!!

:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:
 
neobuyer

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David Fallows said:
The Parker Brothers' Ouija isn't a real fucking Ouija. You have to make one yourself.
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Oooh- details my man, details!

I wants'ta build one.
 
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I remember playing Ouijia in middle school. That was fucking hilarious shit. I would love to try to make into a drunken college game, now that would be some funny shit:smirk:
 
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