I've decided to have my baby

neobuyer

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I can't get an abortion, I just can't. I was going to , but I can feel the baby growing inside me. And now I've made up my mind-

I'm having my rapist's baby.

At first I hated it, after all, being raped in an alley behind a 7-11 isn't exactly the ideal means of conception.

I was all set to get rid of it, I was dead set on it. Besides- what would people think? People would stare at me when I'd be out grocery shopping at the Shop N' Save. Me holding a half black baby and all. The people in my neighborhood are very racist and old-fashioned. I don't know if I could handle all the accusing stares. The furrowed brows. Not that I'd mind that my baby's father was black. It's not that. I mind more about the raping and stuff.

But then, as I was walking into the local 'Planned Parenthood' I met this wonderful jobless man with a picket sign. He explained to me that it was against God's will and a sin of murder to abort the growing life inside my belly. This terrific man, Jed, told me all about how I could be saved and 'born again' through a personal covenant with the world's Lord and Savior- Jesus Christ. He told me that baby isn't a rapist. The baby never robbed a liquor store. That baby did nothing to warrant it's execution.

And I realised that he was right. Jed, this lone, picketing warrior- this soldier of God, had shown me the light. I would not murder my baby.

So I'm going through with it. I know I've made the right choice. And my new pastor and church remind me of this often. But they will support me. It's great too, cause we're having this fun bake sale at my new church next week.

So wish me luck, I think me and my baby, who I've now named 'Rhondell', will be just fine.

And thank you to Jed! The Lord's trooper. I heard he got his old job back at the stock yards, so he might have to limit his protesting to the weekends- but as far as I'm concerned- he's already earned his 'wings'. He turned out to be my (and little Rhondell's) guardian angel.
 

Kiel

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jethrek said:
...the fuck?

Almost my thoughts exactly.

I was more like "what?..."
 

SML

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Enjoy having your manbaby, I hope you pull it off but I don't want to hear the details.
 

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ehhhhh ..... ok??

I guess to someone, somewhere, this is like hilarious or something :).
 

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neobuyer's sense of humor is very dark.
Remember when you once took a trip down an old Miners pit, or one of those huge natural caves (c'mon everyones done it once), and they turn off all the lights just to show you how dark it really is.
That's how dark!
 

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If this were true, Im not going to go into details on my views, but who would want to live knowing they were a product of rape?

Conceived through an act of violence, born under a mothers face of innocence and a father with eyes of a demon.
 

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Hobgoblin said:
If this were true, Im not going to go into details on my views, but who would want to live knowing they were a product of rape?

Conceived through an act of violence, born under a mothers face of innocence and a father with eyes of a demon.

Well, a very good friend of mine seems to get along just fine despite being the product of a rape.
 
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Hobgoblin said:
If this were true, Im not going to go into details on my views, but who would want to live knowing they were a product of rape?

Conceived through an act of violence, born under a mothers face of innocence and a father with eyes of a demon.

I think you'd get over it real fast.
 

neobuyer

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The only way God might be ok with a woman killing her baby would be if she was raped 'Nightmare on Elm St.' style. Like if she was raped by like, a hundred criminally insane dudes.

Or maybe if it was a pregnancy ala Rosemary's Baby or The Omen. Like if there was an actual 'son of Satan' inside of her.
 

Hobgoblin

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The only way God might be ok with a woman killing her baby would be if she was raped 'Nightmare on Elm St.' style. Like if she was raped by like, a hundred criminally insane dudes.



Yeah if you believe in that horseshit Christian lie.
 

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I only say

all the best for you man!!:)
 

neobuyer

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I asked my Pastor about the 'Elm St.' and 'Omen' abortion scenarios.

He said he wasn't sure, but that he'd talk it over with some of his fellow pastors at their weekly 'prayer breakfast' at Denny's this coming Tuesday. So hopefully I'll get an answer after that.
 

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I am satan, seriously give me money or have your ass packed full of eternally burning hot coals.
 

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So after someone kills your baby, are you going to post in the "have you ever had a family member murdered" thread?
 

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Hmm....that is definately going to hurt more than passing a gall stone.
 

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neobuyer said:
I asked my Pastor about the 'Elm St.' and 'Omen' abortion scenarios.

He said he wasn't sure, but that he'd talk it over with some of his fellow pastors at their weekly 'prayer breakfast' at Denny's this coming Tuesday. So hopefully I'll get an answer after that.

Do you think God's offended that they have their prayer breakfast at Denny's? I know if I was God, I would be.

On the salary those guys pull in, they could at least go somewhere a little nicer. :rolleyes:
 

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I found some Mormon missionaries walking down the street, and invited them over for some cocoa, and we discussed your situation. We all agreed that you should keep it, as there is no excuse for killing a baby. They were real nice and gave me this great book to read. Did you know that Jesus went to America and taught those barbaric, godless, animals about the Word of God?

Infact, the only thing that got me through my man-rape pregnancy with Trishelle was the Gosphel... and about a pint of ice cream a day!
 

neobuyer

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Tom Wopat said:
Did you know that Jesus went to America and taught those barbaric, godless, animals about the Word of God?

Salt Lake here I come!
 

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neobuyer said:
I can't get an abortion, I just can't. I was going to , but I can feel the baby growing inside me. And now I've made up my mind-

I'm having my rapist's baby.

At first I hated it, after all, being raped in an alley behind a 7-11 isn't exactly the ideal means of conception.

I was all set to get rid of it, I was dead set on it. Besides- what would people think? People would stare at me when I'd be out grocery shopping at the Shop N' Save. Me holding a half black baby and all. The people in my neighborhood are very racist and old-fashioned. I don't know if I could handle all the accusing stares. The furrowed brows. Not that I'd mind that my baby's father was black. It's not that. I mind more about the raping and stuff.

But then, as I was walking into the local 'Planned Parenthood' I met this wonderful jobless man with a picket sign. He explained to me that it was against God's will and a sin of murder to abort the growing life inside my belly. This terrific man, Jed, told me all about how I could be saved and 'born again' through a personal covenant with the world's Lord and Savior- Jesus Christ. He told me that baby isn't a rapist. The baby never robbed a liquor store. That baby did nothing to warrant it's execution.

And I realised that he was right. Jed, this lone, picketing warrior- this soldier of God, had shown me the light. I would not murder my baby.

So I'm going through with it. I know I've made the right choice. And my new pastor and church remind me of this often. But they will support me. It's great too, cause we're having this fun bake sale at my new church next week.

So wish me luck, I think me and my baby, who I've now named 'Rhondell', will be just fine.

And thank you to Jed! The Lord's trooper. I heard he got his old job back at the stock yards, so he might have to limit his protesting to the weekends- but as far as I'm concerned- he's already earned his 'wings'. He turned out to be my (and little Rhondell's) guardian angel.

Bwahahahahahah!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So I take it you have finally decided to visit your relatives in Innsmouth my friend?

Don't worry about those nightmares. Everybody in the town will take good care of you...and your baby. Your pregnancy is surely a sign of the favor of Dagon, and they know it. May the Great Cthulhu watch over your offspring!
 

neobuyer

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Re: Re: I've decided to have my baby

Lovecraft0110 said:
Don't worry about those nightmares. Everybody in the town will take good care of you...and your baby.

Dear Lord! Come to think about it, the rapist had this strange, fishy smell about him...
 

neobuyer

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hehe

I posted this story on 2 other BBS (not game related) and people were all offended and shit. ahahahaha

One dude even decided to run a flaming lance through the obvious by stating "I smell mockery'

hehe P'shaw!
 
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