My interest in the Gamecube just went down a little

genjiglove

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I can't stand Paris Hilton. She is annoying as hell, and not really that hot.

I'm not saying I wouldn't do her, but she's not that great.
 

galfordo

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No way, man - I'd wear that shit out. Of course she'd be gagged and forbidden to speak - you just have to separate the personality from the ass ;).

Actually I'm still working on that .... but I'm getting closer :D.
 

Buro Destruct

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Eh, no big deal, I doubt she really understands what it is.

Although techinically a Gamecube does what its namesake entails, so maybe she figured it out, unlike the whole 'Wal-Mart' thing.
 

galfordo

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The official Paris Hilton anal GC controller insertion video - you won't believe your eyes .....

:eye: :eye:

..... 30$ shipped.
 

mog

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NeoFight said:
I pic that over p-diddy being the voice of xbox anyday.

x box = negroes

gamecube = the white man

THINK ABOUT IT!
 

Spike23

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X-Box = piece of shit

Gamecube = Mario and great graphics

PS2 = entertainment center of the future (it plays DVD-R porn burned from your computer) :drool:
 

Fox1

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Spike23 said:
X-Box = piece of shit

Gamecube = Mario and great graphics

PS2 = entertainment center of the future (it plays DVD-R porn burned from your computer) :drool:


um....ok
 
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Lets Gekiga In said:
Nothing wrong with Paris Hillton! :drool:

Yes there is, the chick needs to gain about 30 pounds at least to look "healthy". I guess you like RIBS or something, but I want me a meal I tell you. *Personally I don't think she's that damned hot, but most of the world doesn't agree with me, so I guess that's moot. Her playing the G.C. is not much different, nor less horrid than having to see all the other media faces clamoring over games at conventions trying to be the trend setter. I remember seeing pics of Xtina and Tara Reid playing G.C. in some magazine I had awhile back, and was like... "Yeah, I'll bet they can zoom through a game of Super Monkey Ball, but can they take on the Soviet Union in Freedom Fighters without having to hand the controller to whatever swinging dick their dating at the moment to get them through it all." ---It's just bandwagon adverts is all Genji... no big deal.

MERCENARY X99
 
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