what was your most painful experience

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Mine was when I was a hardcore skate punk one sunday morning it was a perfect summer day so I went skating. There was a U-haul truck I couldnt see around but I said hell with it and so I ollied off the curb stomped a perfect landing kick-turned to the right and got hit by a lowered honda civic hatchback I rolled over the hood and my board passed right underneath. I was lucky though if it had been at its normal ride height I would have been rolled over. the sad part is the driver never stopped and the license plate was blacked out.
also that was the day I quit skating. every time I go out on my board I just hear the engine and feel my body being tossed like a sack of potatoes
 
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ow! they ramed a tube down ya wee wee and repaired the fire hose damn thats gotta hurt
 
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Getting stiches in my left hand where I deflected open palmed a knife slash meant for my face, during a fight I got into at age 16... The SOB in training at WILFORD HALL AFB Medical centre didn't numb my hand up enough, and I felt the damned hooks going into my flesh for several minutes and thought the local anesthtic hand't took effect. The shit hurt more than getting the hand cut open by a knife. Once I figured the guy didn't know what he was doing I aksed for a surgeon to come in and only a surgeon and finish the job. But the shit hurt like hell... and I let out more than a few RAMBO being electrocuted yells throughout the E.R. that night.

Still have the scar to prove it too.

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MegaDrive 20XX said:
Getting stiches in my left hand where I deflected open palmed a knife slash meant for my face, during a fight I got into at age 16... The SOB in training at WILFORD HALL AFB Medical centre didn't numb my hand up enough, and I felt the damned hooks going into my flesh for several minutes and thought the local anesthtic hand't took effect. The shit hurt more than getting the hand cut open by a knife. Once I figured the guy didn't know what he was doing I aksed for a surgeon to come in and only a surgeon and finish the job. But the shit hurt like hell... and I let out more than a few RAMBO being electrocuted yells throughout the E.R. that night.

Still have the scar to prove it too.

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got me beat
 
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Tore my face completly open by falling and catching the end of my mouth on some tile... ripped from the end of my lip to just below my eye... gory. The stitches will be there forever :)

Or... cut off the tip of my finger as well, right below the last joint... that is nasty... still have a scar to remind me... gives me the shivers thinking about it...

-Nick
 
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Ive got the best one out of all of you...

I closed the car door on my own fucking fingers!

Im so smart... I got so lucky though... 1 cm to the left and i would have lost everything except my thumb on my left hand.
 
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This is a tough one... One would be when I got my jaw dislocated in while sparring. Ok yeah that sucked couldnt eat solids for a week.
But I also Tore my ACL right in half but that still was as bad as the sugury to follow. That sucked ass.
I think though my number one painful experience was when I had my big toe nail ripped out by a doctor because of an infection. And it was not even num. That takes the fucking whole cake.
 
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This one is easy, for me at least. Now I've gone through scrapes and such, but nothing compared to food poisoning. Happened twice to me, but the second time was the real doozy. That was the one time in my life in which I found out one of the most merciful aspects of the human body. That there is an actual threshold of pain in which your body numbs it out and you get a reprieve. You don't have to die to stop the pain. You just gotta get a taste of it. The experience sucked, a whole 6 hours of suck, but it was definitely educational.
 
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Frame Gride 2 said:
Ive got the best one out of all of you...

I closed the car door on my own fucking fingers!

Im so smart... I got so lucky though... 1 cm to the left and i would have lost everything except my thumb on my left hand.
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happened to me too on a 96' dodge caravan door locked on my hand in front of my school and I was standing there moaning for four hours waiting for a serviceman
 
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so i was running down the stairs one day, i triped and land on my big toe head on on a vertical angle

so the bone pops out from under the nail and is obiousley broken.

so when i went to the docter he said i had like 5 or 6 broken bones in my foot, my hole toe was shattered, they had to put metal in it and my nail will be deformed for the rest of my life

words cannot express how much pain i went through...
 
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mine was pretty recent.
i fell down a mountain...not a hill...a MOUNTAIN.

on my way up, in the dark, i was running my ass off trying to get away from these insane men, and was grabbing cacti like levers. i got tons of needles in my legs and hands on the trek up...

then, near the top i tried to scale a near vertical wall of rocks. they were too loose, and collapsed. so i somersaulted down the mountain. mind you, this was a very tall mountain.

on my way down, in the dark, i slammed my head countless times on rocks and cut my legs up pretty bad.

near the bottom of the mountain, the decline leveled out and in some bizarre split-second dhalsim-ism, i went from somersault to running. with tons of momentum still behind me, i couldn't stop. at the bottom of the mountain before the street there's a large 15 foot ditch filled with rocks...its there for rain water, etc. i knew i wasn't going to be able to stop or even slow down enough to slide down the ditch...nope, i was approaching its lip at full speed.

i pretty much ran VERTICALLY down the wall of this ditch for a good .04 seconds before i slammed my foot into a large rock [broke 2 toes] and freefell the last 10 feet. interestingly enough, my face landed FLAT on a FLAT rock. it didnt cut me or slice me at all...just felt like i took a hard punch to the face.

i laid there for a few seconds and then took off.

half a mile later, adrenaline having run its course, i start checking myself out. blood everywhere---cactus needles in me---and i start noticing a pain in my toe.

to the emergency room!
 
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Kid Aphex said:
mine was pretty recent.
i fell down a mountain...not a hill...a MOUNTAIN.

on my way up, in the dark, i was running my ass off trying to get away from these insane men, and was grabbing cacti like levers. i got tons of needles in my legs and hands on the trek up...

then, near the top i tried to scale a near vertical wall of rocks. they were too loose, and collapsed. so i somersaulted down the mountain. mind you, this was a very tall mountain.

on my way down, in the dark, i slammed my head countless times on rocks and cut my legs up pretty bad.

near the bottom of the mountain, the decline leveled out and in some bizarre split-second dhalsim-ism, i went from somersault to running. with tons of momentum still behind me, i couldn't stop. at the bottom of the mountain before the street there's a large 15 foot ditch filled with rocks...its there for rain water, etc. i knew i wasn't going to be able to stop or even slow down enough to slide down the ditch...nope, i was approaching its lip at full speed.

i pretty much ran VERTICALLY down the wall of this ditch for a good .04 seconds before i slammed my foot into a large rock [broke 2 toes] and freefell the last 10 feet. interestingly enough, my face landed FLAT on a FLAT rock. it didnt cut me or slice me at all...just felt like i took a hard punch to the face.

i laid there for a few seconds and then took off.

half a mile later, adrenaline having run its course, i start checking myself out. blood everywhere---cactus needles in me---and i start noticing a pain in my toe.

to the emergency room!
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Shit... who the hell were you running from?

-Nick
 
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MegaDrive 20XX said:
Getting stiches in my left hand where I deflected open palmed a knife slash meant for my face, during a fight I got into at age 16... The SOB in training at WILFORD HALL AFB Medical centre didn't numb my hand up enough, and I felt the damned hooks going into my flesh for several minutes and thought the local anesthtic hand't took effect. The shit hurt more than getting the hand cut open by a knife. Once I figured the guy didn't know what he was doing I aksed for a surgeon to come in and only a surgeon and finish the job. But the shit hurt like hell... and I let out more than a few RAMBO being electrocuted yells throughout the E.R. that night.

Still have the scar to prove it too.

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I think I have you beat. In the 7th grade I developed 5-6 "growths" on my upper lip, which thye were supposed to have analyzed and told me wtf they were, but that's another story.

Anyways, the butcher of an oral surgeon cut them off with an exacto knife, but the bleeding was so bad the local anesthetic basically was getting washed out before it could work. During the 45 minute procedure, my lips were only numbed for maybe half that. If I had been a bigger guy I probably would have go up and slit the doctor's throat because I had asked several times to be put under for it, but he said he wouldn't do it because it would be "quick and painless". Fucking bastard. I still want to get him back for that shit.

Matt
 
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nruva said:
Shit... who the hell were you running from?

-Nick
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angry, angry men.
lets just say in a momentary lapse of reason, some friends from high school and i went fucking around late one night.
 
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well, I was lit on fire from head to toe, have various scars all over my body, luckily my face and weiner came out unscathed. My friends lit me on fire while we were camping (I was asleep at the time), they thought it would be funny to light me on fire with lighter fluid cause one of the tools said "The lighter fluid will burn off and thats it" fucking dumb fucks believed him so they did it.

Either way I came out richer after suing those dumb fuckers.
 
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Hobgoblin said:
well, I was lit on fire from head to toe, have various scars all over my body, luckily my face and weiner came out unscathed. My friends lit me on fire while we were camping (I was asleep at the time), they thought it would be funny to light me on fire with lighter fluid cause one of the tools said "The lighter fluid will burn off and thats it" fucking dumb fucks believed him so they did it.

Either way I came out richer after suing those dumb fuckers.
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wow flame broiled
 
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Got hit by a car back in the 6th grade and broke my knee. That fucking hurt bad. The guy was probably going 40 mph, so I guess I was lucky to only get a broken knee.

Of course, if I were really lucky, I wouldn't have gotten hit by a car in the first place...
 
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Getting my foot ran over by a Dodge Durango. We had gotten in a fight with these over people and when they tried to leave we tried to stop them. My friend Tim jumped on the hood and held on going 20MpH in a parking lot, when they finally hit the brakes and Tim flew off, I ran over there and tried to open the driver door but they sped off and my foot got run the fuck over because I couldn't get it out of the way. It quit hurting after about 3 days so I guess I'm okay. Not that bad when compared to some of the other posts though.
 
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One more I remember

when I was about five my oldest sister literally kicked me down a flight of stairs I hit my head on all 15 and suffered irreperable brain damage but I am lucky I my mom caught me or my spine would be in thee pieces
 
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When I was 10 or 11 I got trampled by a cow in the barnyard of my parents farm. The cow charged me, knocked me down, and licked on my face. A cow licking on your face may sound cute, but there tounges are like sandpaper. It pealed the skin off my face. I had big scabs all over my forhead and cheeks for weeks. Didn't leave any scares or anything though.

The second most paifull thing was a terrible terrible cramp I got in my left calf muscle while riding my exersize bike 2 months ago. I had to flop onto the floor and lay there screaming in pain for several minutes before I could move. Ive obviously had cramps before, but never like that. It took about a week before the muscle felt fully healed.
 
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I tackled a tree once.

I was 7 years old. Me and my friends were playing football, and I leaped at my friend to tackle him. I wasn't paying attention to the tree behind him. He sidestepped, and I went careening head first toward the tree. I managed to readjust myself in midair so I moved my body a little bit to the left. It was just enough so my head wouldn't slam into the tree and possibly compress a few vertebrae. My right shoulder/collar bone was heading for the tree, though. When I hit, I hit hard. If you watch wrestling, you'll know of Goldberg's spear or Rhyno's gore. I hit the tree much like that. I hit my shoulder, and I stopped dead in midair. I fell to the ground and screamed my ass off. Luckily, all I got was a very bad bruise and a small cut. I didn't break any bones. I went back to my house and healed up for a few days.
 
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MegaDrive 20XX said:
Getting stiches in my left hand where I deflected open palmed a knife slash meant for my face, during a fight I got into at age 16... The SOB in training at WILFORD HALL AFB Medical centre didn't numb my hand up enough, and I felt the damned hooks going into my flesh for several minutes and thought the local anesthtic hand't took effect. The shit hurt more than getting the hand cut open by a knife. Once I figured the guy didn't know what he was doing I aksed for a surgeon to come in and only a surgeon and finish the job. But the shit hurt like hell... and I let out more than a few RAMBO being electrocuted yells throughout the E.R. that night.

Still have the scar to prove it too.

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Damm dude that happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was in a fight and this pussie pulls out a knife. He tries to swing at my face but I tried to parry it with my left hand and I got a big gash on it. It healed pretty quickly, but I still got a big ass scar.

What's weird is how fast it healed. I can type kinda fast now with minimal pain, known I have had much worse experiences, but I would rather not go through them again.
 
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When I was like, five, I was riding my bike with friends in a construction area where they were going to be building an addition to our neighborhood. On the far side of what would become the street, they had piled up the dirt.

So, thinking I was approaching a six foot pile of dirt I began riding toward it as fast as possible. What I neglected to note was that in that on the OTHER side of the pile, was a 30-foot drop. I don't remember falling, just looking up from the bushes with my bike on top of me.

Similar thing happened when I attempted a jump when I was 9 or so. I remember riding toward the jump, and then nothing, and then landing and feeling the wind go out of my lungs.
 
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