What Qualifications do you have?

kernow · Nov 27, 2003

Just interested

ASL?

you go first.

Nesagwa · Nov 27, 2003

Well I give a good cleavland steamer.

Plisken · Nov 27, 2003

English Literature, English Language GCSEs

Business Studies GNVQ

edit, oh yeah

18/m/UK

:mr_t:

oceanvein · Nov 27, 2003

well i have a bfa in fine arts from the u of a

and a heart condition

corbo 2 · Nov 27, 2003

Done my mocks so eat this!!!

History:B
Tech:C
English:B
Maths:E
Geography: C
Respect:C
French:F
Science:C

...Don't even try and match my grades.... :emb:

Kid Aphex · Nov 27, 2003

I swan you all.

SWAN.

Yodd · Nov 27, 2003

corbo 2 said:
Maths:E

E? I don't remember them ever using E grades in school. Perhaps that is different in the UK.

Kid Aphex · Nov 27, 2003

broken said:
E? I don't remember them ever using E grades in school. Perhaps that is different in the UK.

Now we have E's instead of F's in my college [ASU]

corbo 2 · Nov 27, 2003

broken said:
E? I don't remember them ever using E grades in school. Perhaps that is different in the UK.

Yeah,it's a grade less than a D.The description of a E is:

"Grasp of basic concepts is adequate but concern about more complex work"

:emb:

kernow · Nov 27, 2003

I have cycling proficiency

Buro Destruct · Nov 27, 2003

I faked my way through high school.

Currently pursuing a bachelor's in Digital Video Production and Graphic Design.

I'm also MCSE certified in a number of useless areas.
Also A+ certified.

Lastblade · Nov 27, 2003

I can eat a piece of pumpkin pie in 3 seconds.

I once battle a chicken for the couch.

I had a bs degree in bowling.

I can watch Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition 7 times consecutively without bathroom breaks.

I can swim across the Panama Canal if I want to. But to this day, I have not wanted to.

I have a skateboard but I am not Tony Hawk.

None of my AES games are mint.

kernow · Nov 27, 2003

heh, nice

3 C's GCSE (English lit/lang, Maths)
BTEC First Diploma in I.T (laughable piece of paper)
BTEC National Diploma in Computing
BSc Degree in Computing and Multimedia (It got changed from 'computing' to '... and multimedia' in the last year for some reason.. :spock:

Baseley09 · Nov 27, 2003

9 GCSE's C or over
2 A-levels(media studs, eng lit)
RSA CLAIT lvl1
Cycling Proficiency :tickled:

2 years into BA hons degree.

.....could do better :mad:

Ghost-Dog · Nov 27, 2003

Well, let's see. I have a license as a CNA..

And I am in college earning a Computer Network Engineering Technologies degree. By the end of December I will have passed the MCP test, I take the A+ in January, and MCSE a few months after that. Then over the next year I will be taking an assload of certification tests, each costing ridiculous amounts of money.

Dean · Nov 27, 2003

- Ph.D. in Organic Chemistry (UC Berkeley)
- cleared over 10' in the pole vault (1 year in track)
- can reach "R" whilst burping the alphabet
- once leaped a tall building in a single bound, but pulled a hammy

Bluevoodu · Nov 27, 2003

um...

1.) can start a business... and has one running
2.) almost finished my accounting degree
3.) almost finished my network security certificate.
4.) Been in accounting 10 years... working that is
5.) had 5 years of german (and my German still sucks)
6.) Can set up decent networks, and run websites.
7.) Was nominated sterling centinal for business at my school
8.) lettered in Tennis (HS), played college D2 level tennis for 1 1/2 years
9.) Drove a golf ball 326 yard in high school.... I hit 300 yards for the 1st time when I was 13 years old.
10.) Have played guitar for 10 years ... I cannot believe its been that long.
11.) decent at graphics
12.) can build computers

13.) Won the Starfox weekend competition in my town... got 1 of 2000 Starfox flight jackets.
14.) Beat one of the highest players in Doom2 on Dwango (Dwango5.wad, map18).
15.) I guess thats it?

what kind of qualifications were you looking for?

†B†V†

K_K · Nov 27, 2003

1) i can whip up a mean set of pancakes
2) i worked at toys r' us for a year
3) i love manual labor (go crazy with that one aphex)
4) i know every line to the breafast club, and to a christmas story
5) i can do any accent (from english to nigerian)
6) i've been in acting classes for 2 years
7) choir three years
8) harmonica nine years
9) i play baseball rather well(it's the cuban in me)
10) i can hold my own in a boxing match (that's the irish in me)
11) i have an innate sense of rhythm
12) i also have an innate sense of interior design (i think i have some gay in me)
13) i can eat just about anything and not get sick
14) i can write you a damn good essay, on just about anything
15) i can also write poetry( i like to think i can)
16) i know spanish
17) i can suck my own penis
18) i'm an ass when it comes to music
19) i'm pretty well read (from carl sagan to ernest hemingway)
20) i know tons of random trivia that is completely useless

Nesagwa · Nov 27, 2003

I already said cleavland steamer right? Yeah ok.

I can um... kill hobos and get away with it.

tsukaesugi · Nov 27, 2003

I kick ass at Samurai Spirits 2.

kernow · Nov 28, 2003

Kim _Kaphwan said:
1)17) i can suck my own penis

skam · Nov 28, 2003

gcse - 3 b's (english language, english literature, business technology), 4 c's (science x2, maths, german) and 2 d's (history, design and technology).

got kicked out of 6th form.

city and guilds level something or other sound engineering.

fully paid up member of the tufty club. look right, look left and look right again.

NeoDragoN · Nov 28, 2003

IT NVQ Level 3

Working towards A1 (Assessor NVQ) in IT.

21/m/Your Pants

NeoGoaT · Nov 28, 2003

Cycling proficiency (glad to see so many accomplished cyclists here)
1 mile swimming badge
During a 2 year period of unemployment I learned the entire scripts of Star Wars, Empire and ROTJ.
Completely written off 2 cars and walked away from both incidents.
Can complete MS1 and Ghouls'n'Ghosts in one life.
Reached number 97 in the theclq's Half Life deathmatch league while using dialup.
Gew up in Northern Ireland without getting blown up or shot (pretty close though)
Once took a pee beside LTJ Bukem
Can pull an excellent pint of Guinness

28/GoaT/Jobcentre

Stephane · Nov 28, 2003

i m a Engrish Teacher !

What Qualifications do you have?

Actually went outside as a child

Beard of Zeus,

Snaaaaaaake!,

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Hair Group,

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Choi's Clawmaker

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Honourary Irishman.,

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