Americans and their god-damn 'Halloween'

Plisken · Oct 27, 2003

Halloween can suck my balls, it's great fun having my dogs yap like crazy and wreck my house every 2 minutes because some shit eating kids want some free crap. Hell they don't even put any effort into their costumes anymore, they just pull their jumpers over their heads, that's about it. Halloween = worst american import EVER. And " Trick or Treat" what a crock of shit, you say "trick" and the kids just stand their, looking into a magical abyss waiting for free candy. And JESUS why am i getting Trick or Treaters on October 27th? i thought it was the 31st, learn to count, you DOUCHES.

TheBigBB · Oct 27, 2003

Your Halloween is an inferior port! You Brits don't know how to do it! I've never seen someone go out on any day except the 31st, for example.

RabbitTroop · Oct 27, 2003

Halloween is the best holiday, so screw you! I hope some kids egg your house and throw shit on your dogs! You guys just don't get it... it's a great hedonist holiday! :envy:

-Nick

MegaDrive20XX · Oct 27, 2003

Plisken said:
Halloween can suck my balls, it's great fun having my dogs yap like crazy and wreck my house every 2 minutes because some shit eating kids want some free crap. Hell they don't even put any effort into their costumes anymore, they just pull their jumpers over their heads, that's about it. Halloween = worst american import EVER. And " Trick or Treat" what a crock of shit, you say "trick" and the kids just stand their, looking into a magical abyss waiting for free candy. And JESUS why am i getting Trick or Treaters on October 27th? i thought it was the 31st, learn to count, you DOUCHES.

I have to agree with you on this man. The whole concept is just overrated crap. I didn't much care for Halloween when I was a kid... and it annoys the fuckin' shit outta' me now when I have to deal with punk ass tykes... knocking on doors, cars moving up and down my neighborhood, all for a bag of candy! *Fuckin' Pagan ass holiday just like Christmas anyhow (despite what most Christians think about that Holiday, that one's connected to Baal Worship and has nothing to do with the birth of Christ)... so what else is new? I had no idea that England's Renegade nation's custom got imported back to you blokes though... that was news to me.

Personally I'm going to leave the light off, watch some boob tube, and maybe smoke my first cigarette in 5 years, awaiting the little shits to get lost. *Of course for the parents and highschoolers it's just another excuse to get drunk as fuck, and the gothic wanna be "Doers of the Dark" to torture a black cat or something. But if I catch anyone hurtin' an animal I'm going to send them to the hospital proper.

MD20XX / Storm Rider

FormlessOne · Oct 27, 2003

nruva said:
Halloween is the best holiday, so screw you! I hope some kids egg your house and throw shit on your dogs! You guys just don't get it... it's a great hedonist holiday!

-Nick

Amen.

bluedevil · Oct 27, 2003

i do not like halloween, it is an inferior holiday, i'm going to give it the worst write up ever. (insert comic book guy from the simpsons picture here)

SSS · Oct 27, 2003

Halloween is great, as long as no one gets carried away and starts destroying property. I remember a few years ago I had some friends that were working at Giant grocery foods at the time. For Halloween they "borrowed" a Giant shopping cart, and put on their uniforms. Of course with fake names on the tags, and drew stupid crap on their faces like glasses, scars etc... We filled the cart with paper grocery bags and went door to door having people fill up the bags.

scooby105 · Oct 27, 2003

dressing up in stupid costumes and getting drunk
how is this not fun?

K_K · Oct 27, 2003

i love halloween i go out, and take candy from kids, then get in fights with other guys doing the same; halloween is a time for fun, and if you want to not have kids coming to your door just turn off the porchlight, and they'll know not to go to your house, or turn off all the lights, and not answer the door. or just tell them to go away, you brits invented english, then speak it.

Nesagwa · Oct 27, 2003

I need to get a better costume this year. Last years rush job turned me into Silent Bob because I waited till the last minute.

But yeah, any excuse to dress up in costumes and get free candy is a good thing.

Britain is ass backwards anyway. You drive on the wrong side of the road, I mean what the fuck?

OrochiEddie · Oct 27, 2003

I like Halloween for screwing over the little kids. Nothing tops giving kids stuff like Onions, socks, and old newspapers

Lagduf · Oct 27, 2003

scooby105 said:
dressing up in stupid costumes and getting drunk
how is this not fun?

Yeah nothing better then getting to wear a sweet costume and party all night.

Plus when you're a kid getting all that free candy kicks so much ass.

Halloween is great.

gunrock46 · Oct 27, 2003

I used to like halloween until my wife insisted we go to halloween horror nights at universal studios. Now I've spent $83 on something I really don't give a fuck about. $83 on one fuckin night. I don't even eat chocolate or candy either.

Fuck halloween.

SilverAngel · Oct 27, 2003

HEY! Dmhawkmoon sod off! Some Brits can do it! I bloody well love halloween! We have a massive party every year! Its great its one of my fave holidays of the whole year!

I have had my costume sorted out for weeks! ITS A GREAT TIME OF YEAR!

The only people that ruin it and the little twats that thinks it fun to be idiots and try and rob you when you used to trick or treat when you were little and scare the crap out of you (Old experience) Massive great big bullies I HATE them :very_ang:

Now Im older the parties are great! Getting drunk people dressing up in all kinds of great costumes its good fun!

All you who are saying screw the brits well SCREW YOU! Not all of us have the same view on it :angry:

abdul · Oct 27, 2003

{stupid halloween story alert}

last year, my friends and i decided we wanted to get back at this ass hole senior.

so we wait till like 2 am, and go to work, we teepee his house, egg it, and bash like every pumpkin in the nehborhood on his driveway / lawn

well, it turns out he like half the varsity football team are in his basement playing halo.

so they come out, and beat the living shit out of like 3 of my buds( me and the others hit the ground running)

man, i cant wait to do it again this year

Greywolf · Oct 27, 2003

I absolutely agree with Plisken. Even here in fuckin' Austria (aka Österreich aka Ostmark, birthland of Adolf Hitler, Wiener Schnitzel, and the U.S. of A.'s future president Arnold Schwarzenegger) we've got this stupid Helloween shit going on since the last 3 years or so, and it annoys the heck out of me. I'M GONNA KEEP MY CANDY FOR MYSELF, THE KIDS CAN EAT SHIT!!!

Oh well, it's only a matter of time until the first crazy mofo is distributing some homemade candy in flavours like "razorblade", "LSD" and "rat poison" ... in the meantime I'll listen to "Beat on the brat (with the baseball bat)" by The Ramones.

Megatron X · Oct 27, 2003

Plisken said:
Halloween can suck my balls, it's great fun having my dogs yap like crazy and wreck my house every 2 minutes because some shit eating kids want some free crap. Hell they don't even put any effort into their costumes anymore, they just pull their jumpers over their heads, that's about it. Halloween = worst american import EVER. And " Trick or Treat" what a crock of shit, you say "trick" and the kids just stand their, looking into a magical abyss waiting for free candy. And JESUS why am i getting Trick or Treaters on October 27th? i thought it was the 31st, learn to count, you DOUCHES.

Jack The Ripper

Cranky · Oct 27, 2003

SilverAngel said:
HEY! Dmhawkmoon sod off! Some Brits can do it! I bloody well love halloween! We have a massive party every year! Its great its one of my fave holidays of the whole year!

I have had my costume sorted out for weeks! ITS A GREAT TIME OF YEAR!

The only people that ruin it and the little twats that thinks it fun to be idiots and try and rob you when you used to trick or treat when you were little and scare the crap out of you (Old experience) Massive great big bullies I HATE them

Now Im older the parties are great! Getting drunk people dressing up in all kinds of great costumes its good fun!

All you who are saying screw the brits well SCREW YOU! Not all of us have the same view on it

you seem pretty mad about it love

i don't like it though, a pain in the arse, and i get no joy from it.

skam · Oct 27, 2003

since when was Halloween an American invention?

aria · Oct 27, 2003

Bah,

Silly Brit, why not make like Blair and be a nice sycophant?

...boy I never: you kick a countries ass no less than twice and save their ass once and you getst no respect :rolleyes:

mog · Oct 27, 2003

abdul said:
{stupid halloween story alert}

last year, my friends and i decided we wanted to get back at this ass hole senior.

so we wait till like 2 am, and go to work, we teepee his house, egg it, and bash like every pumpkin in the nehborhood on his driveway / lawn

well, it turns out he like half the varsity football team are in his basement playing halo.

so they come out, and beat the living shit out of like 3 of my buds( me and the others hit the ground running)

man, i cant wait to do it again this year

They waited till you were done?

RabbitTroop · Oct 27, 2003

mog said:
They waited till you were done?

I would, cause then I'd make them clean it all up!

-Nick

Domino-chan · Oct 27, 2003

Halloween is the greatest time of the year.

End of discussion.

gunrock46 · Oct 27, 2003

abdul said:
{stupid halloween story alert}

last year, my friends and i decided we wanted to get back at this ass hole senior.

so we wait till like 2 am, and go to work, we teepee his house, egg it, and bash like every pumpkin in the nehborhood on his driveway / lawn

well, it turns out he like half the varsity football team are in his basement playing halo.

so they come out, and beat the living shit out of like 3 of my buds( me and the others hit the ground running)

man, i cant wait to do it again this year

I really didn't want to break this out again. Especially this time of year, but this may come in handy for you. Link:

http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

Loopz · Oct 27, 2003

Halloween rocks.

No bullshit buying gifts for people you don't even like because of family obligations...no endless commercial pitches like Christmas.
This is my favorite time of year where I live, because we finally get a 'cold' spell (as if 87/54 is COLD?!?), and it's not full-on evil season for us retail folk yet. Thanksgiving is bittersweet, because while it usually means just a nice day kickin' it with your family eating turkey and watching football, it also means the next day the hounds of hell will be out in full force to torture the poor valiant retail slaves.

Going to what should be a kick-ass party on Friday with my girl in tow...good times.

Americans and their god-damn 'Halloween'

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