Funny article from MSN: 10 technologies that deserve to die

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Re: Fuuny article from MSN: 10 technologies that deserve to die

nruva said:
I am leaning on this being satire, but it seems like he has a few convictions ;)

http://www.bcentral.com/articles/isyn/default.asp?newsid=2003102115&cobrand=msn&LID=3800

I didn't know MSN was in the business of publishing middle school kid's reports/rants....

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Ms. Field's 3rd Grade Production of "Bad Stuff in Technology":p

DVD's and Prisons, oh tehy is so bad, that um...they bad? Me Bad?

"and the monster replied, "kachomp, Ka chomp, kachooie chomp"
 
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I also think that stuff like nukes, mines, prisons and cosmetic implants are outright crap or at least questionable they way they are used today, but the author's arguments are seriously lacking.

Quote: "If all nuclear weapons vanished tomorrow, the world's current military situation would not be affected one whit. The U.S.A. would still be military top boss. Yet we'd be much less likely to wake up one morning to find Paris or Washington missing"

Bwahaha, isn't that lovely, what a moron. :rolleyes:
 
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1 tech I'd like to see retired is the human excretory system. Basically, I hate taking a shit. Never did like it. I would prefer an engine that processes fuel as efficiently as possible, without carbon exhaust. I mean, we're basically like cars. You put fuel in, and exhaust comes out the tail pipe. But our fuel is probably too solid. So instead of just blackened smoke out our tail pipe, we get this thick dark sludge, or shit to be exact. I find this all rather repulsive, and would love to see an end to it.
 
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Oh yeah, and 3D graphics.

They suck, and the only people that like them are small dicked fatties. For god's sake get rid of 3D already.
 
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Man I love taking a shit. In fact, I'd say that's the highlite of my day. Not so much the process of the shit coming out of the ass, but rather the feeling afterwards. I always feel 500% better after taking a shit. Plus I get in good read time with the monthly Jump issue.
 
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Damn, it's not that hard to keep a DVD clean. Maybe if you had little kids, but I never have any problems with keeping mine clean.
 
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I dislike the 16 logos I have too view in order to watch an anime DVD. It is freaking ridiculous. I would rather burn them to another disc or buy bootlegs then have to see the blasted star child sequence again.
 
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genjiglove said:
Damn, it's not that hard to keep a DVD clean. Maybe if you had little kids, but I never have any problems with keeping mine clean.
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Thank god I am not alone!
 
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