French judge masturbates during session!!!

seba_boi

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Boner In Court!

The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.


One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.

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kaos

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well....
I'd like to see this lawyer
if she's an hot chick...then I can understand him..:D :D
 

RabbitTroop

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They wear pants under their robes? See I wouldn't... and I wouldn't have gotten caught... Idiot! Plus, those things are absorbent!

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Tacitus

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Well, I know where Bobak's clerkship is going to be now.
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TheBigBB

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I don't see what the big deal is. Who wants to listen to some woman talk? Might as well stare at her titties and milk that boner.
 

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im not sure there is a judge alive that will be able to control himself once bobak begins arguing his case. may God help them all...for he is a sexy beast. and he likes to move it move it. :crying:
 

SonGohan

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dmhawkmoon said:
I don't see what the big deal is. Who wants to listen to some woman talk? Might as well stare at her titties and milk that boner.

or download some mp3z and romz, that'd be even better
 

TheBigBB

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SonGohan said:
or download some mp3z and romz, that'd be even better

Oh no, man, if the story was "Judge plays TEH ROMZZZZZ during court" I'd be absolutely outraged.
 

SonGohan

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dmhawkmoon said:
Oh no, man, if the story was "Judge plays TEH ROMZZZZZ during court" I'd be absolutely outraged.

Understandable.
 

Below The Radar

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This guy violated the code of honor of the Jack Ninja:

To stroke the dick with stealth and vanish with clean hands.
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the binary c0de

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The worst part IMO is if he didn't even get to finish. I mean, to get in all that trouble and not even get the satisfaction of climax is just lame.
Heck, maybe he did finish and thats how they cought him. Maybe he gave it away when he lit up a cig and told her to shut up and get out. Eh, made a good story though.

Poor Paul Reubens, (pee wee) that must have really sucked.
 

bokmeow

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This judge couldn't be content doing the handjerking motion in the open to display his contempt for the female lawyer's rebuttal, he had to actually keep it occupied? Man, you just can't please some people these days.:loco:
 

the binary c0de

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maybe if he had kept both hands on the desk he wouldn't have been caught.

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RabbitTroop

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the binary c0de said:
maybe if he had kept both hands on the desk he wouldn't have been caught.

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OK, two things...

1) That's nasty as all hell
2) I can see it going horribly horribly wrong...

-Nick
 

SML

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nruva said:
OK, two things...

1) That's nasty as all hell
2) I can see it going horribly horribly wrong...

-Nick

oh, yeah... Ooooooh yeah... wait a m- OoOoOhHhHhHhHfFfFfFfUuUuUuUucCcCcCcCcCcCcKkKkKkKk... TtTtTtTtTtoOoOoOoOoOoO SsSsSsSsSsSsNnNnNnNUuUuUugGgGg tOoOoOoOo MmMmMmUuUuUuUucCcCcCHhHhHh iIiI'mMm sSsOoOorRrRryYyYy bBbBbBbAaAaBbBbBbBYyYyY JjJjJEeEesSsSsuSsSs mMmMmMmaKek iIiIt sSTtTsSsSs*rip* *scream*
 
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