Jessica Simpson: Dumb? Or just raised by poodles?

Average Joe · Oct 19, 2003

Raised by a pack of French Poodles

Normally, I don't care much for posting quirky news stories or other trashy internet reads. But while browsing MSNBC I came across this "article" that is simply too funny and must be read by all.

It's a bit long, but trust me, it is hilarious and well worth the read.

slerch666 · Oct 19, 2003

I had the misfortune to suffer through part of an episode of that stupid ass show. Funny, as it's the first time in 3 years I paused on MTV for more than a few seconds, and the only reason I stopped was because I found it hard to believe anyone could be THAT stupid and not realize it.

The bitch is dumber than dog shit. French Poodle shit or any other dog shit.

Average Joe · Oct 19, 2003

Yeah, I watched that show once.

Once.

I don't even know why.

I think I stop on MTV like once a month.

Dunno, I must've been really bored that day...

johnroche · Oct 19, 2003

All I have to say in response is that it's a damn good thing she can get by on her good looks.

chris1 · Oct 19, 2003

Jessica Simpson: Dumb?...I'd say"Pretty"Much so..

But,Rich like crazy..

Look up the definition of Dumb Blonde and you'll find... Jessica Simpson's picture.

dullbuoy · Oct 19, 2003

the episode i saw today, she was arguing with her husband. she said something like she needs to hire a designer to help arrange her closet for her. then lachey says why do you need a designer for that? then she says, i dont know what looks good so i need a designer to make that decision for me.

WTF? :spock:

she's in the class of stupid rich people who just throw money around.

CraigPilecky · Oct 19, 2003

Im not saying shes smart, but dont you think that maybe she's playing to the camera a bit. I mean she does know that shes on tape, so it only makes sense to play up the 'dumb blond' angle for ratings.

Force · Oct 19, 2003

CraigPilecky said:
Im not saying shes smart, but dont you think that maybe she's playing to the camera a bit. I mean she does know that shes on tape, so it only makes sense to play up the 'dumb blond' angle for ratings.

I agree. No one is this stupid. It has to be an act.

Matt

Moon Jump · Oct 20, 2003

No, She's really that stupid. I saw her and her husband on an Interview and he was saying how he kept getting razzed on by his friends, She stops and goes what's that mean? Razzed? I never heard of that word before.

That girl is dumber then a stone. I'd like to see her on a Survivor-ish show. See how long she lasts out in the middle of nowere with nobody helping her.

gatsu25 · Oct 20, 2003

Wow, Im gonna have to go with dumb
:lol:

SNKJorge · Oct 20, 2003

She is just a stuck up blond bitch.

RabbitTroop · Oct 20, 2003

Wow that article was a nice rant... the writer must feel better now...

sheesh....

Anything that says:

Moreover, it isn’t as if she flies so high that a chink in her armor should be all that newsworthy. She and Nick are B-list pop stars at the moment. Both have hits in their pasts, but her most recent CD, “In This Skin,” peaked at tenth place on the Billboard chart.

Oh... only 10th on the Billboard Chart... feh... I normally land 9th or higher... how about you guys?

Haha... So what if she is sitting at 78th now... Fucking 78th best selling CD right now! Hahahah... Cynical little bitch isn't he.

OK... so she is dumb... big fucking deal... the article blew more of my intelligence then watching her show ever did... go fig!

-Nick

MistressDragon · Oct 20, 2003

one episode, a waiter offered her some buffalo wings. and she said "Uh, No! I don't eat buffalo". :oh_no:

mog · Oct 20, 2003

I'd say she's just an average girl that doesn't bother trying to hide it.

Average Joe · Oct 20, 2003

Force said:
I agree. No one is this stupid. It has to be an act.

Matt

I knew a girl who was actually a bit dumber than Jessica is (or appears to be.)

And yes, she was blonde.

She was a nice girl, but honestly, she could've been the poster girl for dumb blondes.

Jessica Simpson: Dumb? Or just raised by poodles?

Average Joe

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