Nokia N-Gage

daz007

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Has anyone here bought the new Nokia N-Gage. If so what is the consensus here about it ? I have only had 30 minutes on it myself but was left feeling dissapointed as it was just old games rehashed on a very tiny screen.
 

evil wasabi

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Watch out, you're gonna get flamed for posting something that isn't related to the neo here... ¬_¬
 

Hitmanxlt

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OHHH OHHH THIS THREAD DOESN"T BELONG HERE OHHH OHHH


J/k Nah I havent bought one and dont think one has been sold in my general area, because EBgames told me they havent moved a single one yet....maybe the fact that we dont have either of the cellular companies that it requires here.
 

Hitmanxlt

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No...I think its gonna blow...or maybe it'll be the greatest Idea ever... to fail so miserably, that is
 

SNKJorge

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Yeah, I bought it yesterday it is so c00l:tickled:
 

evil wasabi

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500 units sold in the UK since its been released... That's a big enough hint.
 

Moon Jump

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NGAGE SALES REVEALED!!!!!!

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His name is Steve.



Take the 300 bucks and buy the Neo-Geo Pocket Color pack. Then take the money you saved and buy a nice lunch.
 

Alex0916

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I have one and it is amazing. It's a small little multimedia machine. It does everything, recording, email, PDA, MP3 player, online gaming, movie player, listen to the radio, cell phone, and has the graphics of a PSOne, and it even has a conversion scale for money incase your dealing with people with a different currency and you'll see alot of especially on these forums. I have the Tony Hawk game and believe me that game is nice especially with the bluetooth technology. I think it :buttrock:
 

Hitmanxlt

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It does have alot of features...but I mean 300 bucks...that translates into alot of old MVS carts for me -=)
 

Moon Jump

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Who is that guy? Well it's the one, now we see above me, the second person to buy an N-Gage. Way to blow 300 bucks!
 

Alex0916

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YuckMud said:
Who is that guy? Well it's the one, now we see above me, the second person to buy an N-Gage. Way to blow 300 bucks!
Well if you must know I didnt pay 300 bucks for mine.
 

Mad Mage

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You crack me up. Asking if the N-Gauge is any good on a Neo board. Look, the rest of the world thinks it sucks (statement based on countless magazine reviews and very poor sales), so I dare say a Neo Geo board is going to hate it even more, as the N-Gauge does not have the types of game Neo Geo gamers are known for liking.

Here's my advice: go buy a GP32 (not that I have a GP32 or even know if the games are good).
 

T_Smallz

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It sucks & not near worthy of posting about in the wrong forum...
 

SNKJorge

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T_Smallz said:
It sucks & not near worthy of posting about in the wrong forum...

First time I will agree with you :p
 

Talen

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Tiptonium said:
Since it does not play NGPC games then it is pure crap.

Hah, you mean you haven't seen the gba -> ngage adaptor?

You can piggy back the ngpc -> gba adaptor as well as the ngh -> ngpc adaptors featured on your site. It works great! :D
 

Reznor007

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It sucks. $300 for a Gameboy Advance+cell phone(basically). I played Super Monkey Ball on it, and I can rest assured that I would much rather play the Gamecube version. The controls on NGage suck...crappy Dpad+lots of square buttons? Please...
 

Mad Mage

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And how about the screen? Sure, the resolution's great and everything's crystal clear, but it's SO small and the vertical size makes most games unplayable (Sonic, Pandemonium). It'd be great for shmups but I don't think we'll be seeing any of those.
 

Fygee

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The screen is crap, the colors in the games are fucked (Puzzle Bobble got RAPED in that regard), the controls are crap, the price is way too high, and you have to take out the god damn battery to put a new game in. o_O

I honestly can't believe Nokia greenlighted the model they produced. Its easily the most shoddily designed portable system ever. Go out and buy a GBA and/or NGPC instead.
 

m_bish0p

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I've played with one of these first hand. The controls are total shit. It's like playing games on a touch tone phone...because you are.

The Games are mostly rehashed Playstation 1 games, on a really, really shitty little screen that's sort of dark and crappy.

the batteries don't last for shit, and it's about twice the size of a GBA.

Basically, nokia tried to take a GBA, and shove a phone into it. What you end up with is neither. The phone system requires an earphone just to be useable, and the controls on the game system are useless.

Also, just so you can't enjoy this system anywhere, you have to remove the batteries and the back casing just to change games. That means pulling the system into three pieces, one of wich is the size of a quarter. Try doing that while you're waiting in line, or sitting on the bus.

And what do I have to pay to be a part of this revolution in terrible design? 300$!!!!! I could buy a GBA, *AND* a nice camera phone, for under 200 (89$ & 90$ respectivly).

I know they gave them to some EB employees. I don't know anyone else who owns this abortion of a product.

oh, and just for the record, there are already some neo-geo ports for it...so I consider this to be on-topic.
 

PUNJABEE

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Everything that starts with a N- really blows doesnt it? =)

N-Sync
N-Gage

Same thing!

:buttrock:
 

Buro Destruct

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Played this thing today in an EB Games. WAY too fucking small. I'd never use it for a phone, I'd be too embarassed holding a taco to my ear.
 
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