Pam Anderson.. she just tries SO hard!

Tacitus · Oct 17, 2003

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/17/news/companies/pamela_kfc/index.htm?cnn=yes

Pam Anderson is complaining about the conditions for chickens sold at KFC.

Well.. DUH!! THEY COOK FRIED CHICKEN! DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES? DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO GET THEM ROOMS AT THE RITZ CARLTON?

How do you treat something you're going to chop up and cook HUMANELY?!?!?! Fuck it.. eat a steak.

Pam, honey.. just churn out another tape of yourself fucking and please be quiet.

Robert · Oct 17, 2003

Don't worry, we have the same thing in France with brigitte bardot for several years and at the end, no one listen her.

SonGohan · Oct 17, 2003

This almost looks like an Onion article.

Soniku · Oct 17, 2003

What the hell, none of that made any sense at all. You have fake boob lady talking about how KFC treats their chickens "baddly" (how do you treat something you're going to kill "baddly"?), yet she doesn't explain exactly what they do to the chickens.

Then you have the KFC spokesperson who isn't even addressing the issue at hand, she's just explaining how they used the best fed chickens for their food or something.

What a waste of bandwidth for CNN... then again, CNN is a waste of bandwidth in itself.

RabbitTroop · Oct 17, 2003

ZZZzzZzZzzzzZzz... snore... What? Oh Pam... is she getting naked? ...Chicken? Well, that is kind of freaky, but OK I'll watch!

-Nick

Shred · Oct 17, 2003

Oh wait PETA has Pam Anderson as a spoaksman now. Oh well I guess we have to start taking them seriously now.
Yeah right.

Shingo Hibiki · Oct 17, 2003

Wait a minute. KFC uses real chickens?

:spock:

NebraskaDragon · Oct 17, 2003

I'm a turkey farmer. I treat the turkeys badly. I take 20,000 turkeys and put them in a nice huge barn, keep them warm in the winter, give them all the food and water they want, pick up the dead so they dont have to sleep on them . . . yes, poultry farmers are so cruel.

RabbitTroop · Oct 17, 2003

NebraskaDragon said:
I'm a turkey farmer. I treat the turkeys badly. I take 20,000 turkeys and put them in a nice huge barn, keep them warm in the winter, give them all the food and water they want, pick up the dead so they dont have to sleep on them . . . yes, poultry farmers are so cruel.

Thanksgiving is COMMMMMMING! Are all your turkeys scared, or are they living in ignorant bliss of the slaughter that awaits!?

-Nick

chemical · Oct 17, 2003

VanillaThunder said:
Pam Anderson is complaining about ...farmers started burning the chicks beaks off.

corbo 2 · Oct 17, 2003

Shingo Hibiki said:
Wait a minute. KFC uses real chickens?

My thoughts exactly.

She must be really bored...if she wants people to take notice then make a porno,gezz.If shes really bored i could always come over and entertain ol' Pam.

But on topic,whos cares,no one.

Lets Gekiga In · Oct 17, 2003

Shingo Hibiki said:
Wait a minute. KFC uses real chickens?

Yes, they fucking do!! Damn, the only reason why you see KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken nowadays is because the word "Fried" has a bad connotation as to fatty foods and since they are starting to offer other things.

Shred · Oct 17, 2003

Why do I get the urge to have a salad everytime I see this picture. :glee:

Heihachi-San · Oct 17, 2003

We all know what this is about, just cuz her last husband was a walking corpse, she's tryin to get some nerco on ol man Col. Sanders and get some free fuckin chicken, since she can't choke Tommy's chicken anymore! You ain't fooling no one you damn COW!
Kid Rock probably laughin his ass off "You're fighting who?"

neobuyer · Oct 17, 2003

Pam Anderson is ugly and old now and she has F'n Hapatitis!

It's over Pam.

NeoDragoN · Oct 17, 2003

Amazing considering how much Cock she eats!

RyoGeo · Oct 17, 2003

Pam . . . if you're listening . . . please choke my chicken! :drool:

mog · Oct 17, 2003

Shred said:
Why do I get the urge to have a salad everytime I see this picture.

Because Hep C is calling your name?

slerch666 · Oct 17, 2003

Upon learning that Siegfried & Roy's 200-plus employees have been advised to find other jobs, PETA and I are urging the show to use some of the millions of dollars it has made from exotic animals to build a state-of-the-art sanctuary and immediately retire all the animals in the Mirage compound

Fuck it, why not send the tigers on over to the KFC chicken farms and let them have their way with the chickens? Once they are fattened on the chickens... FRY THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UP! KFP, Kentucky Fried Pussy!

abdul · Oct 17, 2003

and she gets my wang SO HARD

BIG BEAR · Oct 17, 2003

This is all about Pam Anderson "self promotiion".
How long has KFC been in business?? About twenty years??
Now that here career and health are in the toilet she wants to challenge big business??
KFC is free to do what they wish to whatever it is they sell,nobody's forcing anyone to eat it.
The problem here is that her issue has more credibility than she does..
Just plain SAD Pam... Don't you think it's time to be a full time mom??
BTW,KFC is NOT Kentucky Fried Chicken.
There have been some underlying issues with both.

I believe the response that she's receiving now is what she and KFC hoped for.
-BB

TriShield · Oct 17, 2003

Reading that makes me hungry for KFC.

Pam Anderson.. she just tries SO hard!

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