N-G.com: The Movie

When they make the film (Harvey Wienstien is interested I gather) who will play you? I know Ewan McGregor has expressed interest in performing my role, and Ben Stiller will probably be playing himself.

Don`t really care who playes me as long as he screams "FROGS!!! FROGS!!!" the whole time it`s fine by me....

Hopefully the dumb baldwin. Cant remember his name but hes the one thats dumb and cant act.

Sebastien Bach from Skid Row, making on cameo apperance just to scream "ROCK N ROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1!"

Gary Colman
I'm not short and black but I think he would be the best choice.

Elizabeth Hurley playing the role of Evil Wasabi.

Peter Weller (Robocop) has been confirmed to play the role of Amano Jacu.

Jack Black as Magician

Terry Tate the Office Linebacker will be playing my part.

Edouard Baer as Robert.

Adam Sandler (Billy Madison - Waterboy Era) cuz I cahaaaaaaaaaan

The role of Mega Drive 20XX THE STORM RIDER

has now been confirmed as being played by none other than writer/director/actor Michael Shalako himself.

In a brief interview with: FAH-Q Magazine, Shalako stated he would trim down the Pooh Belly (though he only weighs in at 215 pounds) for the active role.

FAH-Q:

"So you think this role should be done by you then?"

M. Shalako:

"I might of had actor Maurice Benard from General Hospital play the part since we kind of resemle one another in an offish way, and he is also Bipolar from what I understand. *Being apart of a community like NG.Com is weird to being with... thus I don't think anyone could play a Bipolar Nightmare, thrill seeking, 4 paragraphs in one minute, throw back to another era kind of person better than... well myself.

FAH-Q

"But have you ever done anything like this before?

M. Shalako

"Well first off this is a movie about an Internet Community of ppl who are all a couple cans short of a six pack, and buy/trade/sell expensive video games, so this isn't exactly the run for the Oscar you know. *However, I have been in a few productions in the past, (mostly directing Indie film shorts)... but playing a gangster in the film trailer for the movie Blue Faces in 1996 was my biggest claim to fame in front of the camera. *Most ppl have only ever seen my work in the Underground circles, which is where I thrive, I'm not really interested in Hollywood or it's bullshit, thus I hope this film stays Web based. ---Now if you'll excuse me I've got a rock hard dick, and it's time to Fack the fiancee'.

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MD20XX / Storm Rider

Someone who yells and brakes things. Like .

Snoopy will make a cameo.

Oded Fehr

Bobak said:

Oded Fehr

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do you ever go to clubs and try to pass yourself off as him to get free cover and drinks? Worth a shot.

Did you even have to ask

Who else but Ireland's finest ambassador, Shane MacGowan:

Wow that dude really has some fucked up teeth.

Tehcno said:

Wow that dude really has some fucked up teeth.

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Yeah? You want to see him when he's just got up.

I'd love to see Shane McGowan fight Mark E Smith.

I insist on Christopher Walken.

Or maybe Alfred Molina.

Bea Arthur

Vinnie Jones

The role of Michael Yagami will be played by both Hulk Hogan and Jean Claude Vandamme (at the same time).

Mike

Baseley09 said:

Sebastien Bach from Skid Row, making on cameo apperance just to scream "ROCK N ROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1!"

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The role of Earthquake would have to be played by either Kane Hodder or George Wilbur (the best Jason and the second best Myers).