Are you tired of using your hands?

K_K

K_K

Honourary Irishman.,
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oh thank god i'm sick of all those callouses i have on my hands.
 
Hidden Character

Hidden Character

Leader of The Hyperstone Heist,
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Bah, I thought this was about that story of the little girl who ate her fingers. Still, funny. :)
 
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zorro

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the technology is so advanced that I'll never be able to fully comprehend it:crying: ...
 
Fygee

Fygee

Bewbs! Z'OMG, Teh BEWBS!,
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I know what I want for X-mas now.
 
the binary c0de

the binary c0de

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Frame Gride 2 said:
where have you been all my life! *throws away 20 bottles of lubrication*
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Why do you think you won't need the lube still? btw: how much for one of these baby's and anyone have one yet? Can I borrow it, you know, to see if its worth it.
 
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zorro

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it's in the area of 300 dollars. and I suppose you could get one if you asked the japan members nicely;) !
 
Crovax

Crovax

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well, i suppose if women can have vibrators...

i guess this is just affirmative action in a way. still, its kind of creepy.
 
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Magnaflux

Onigami Isle Castaway
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Oh man what a timesaver! I could drink my morning coffee, read the newspaper and not waste my morning wood like I do every day!
 
Dean

Dean

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My question is how did Domino-chan stumble across this?

Must have been looking for it.....
 
mog

mog

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Perfect. Now you can use both of your hands to play your Neo Geo!
 
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Amano Jacu

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For the same price, why isn't it vagina-shaped? I can use my hands whenever I want, but a pusy is harder to find... :rolleyes:
 
SonGohan

SonGohan

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Those crazy Japanese people have thought of everything. There's tons of weird shit like this over there. Just one question: Does this come in a larger size for the guys with abnormally larges penises such as me? Or I can just buy two of them.

btw that thing has claws from hell
 
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Electroman

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Those crazy Japanese people have thought of everything. There's tons of weird shit like this over there. Just one question: Does this come in a larger size for the guys with abnormally larges penises such as me? Or I can just buy two of them.

I was thinking of the same thing ---/\
 
the binary c0de

the binary c0de

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Electroman said:
Those crazy Japanese people have thought of everything. There's tons of weird shit like this over there. Just one question: Does this come in a larger size for the guys with abnormally larges penises such as me? Or I can just buy two of them.

I was thinking of the same thing ---/\
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Wow, I was just thinking the opposite. Will that thing get a grip on my skinny winky? Looks like it will be WAY to loose on my starving eel. Maybe if I wrap a couple socks around it first, but I wouldn't want to loose feeling. My big question though is will it feel like a REAL mans hand? Will it be like a construction workers hand, or a doctors touch?The hand that fixed my pickup or the hand that painted the mona lisa?:help:
 
Domino-chan

Domino-chan

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D-Lite said:
My question is how did Domino-chan stumble across this?

Must have been looking for it.....
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My friends in Houston forwarded it to me in an email. :p

I have better things to look for on the 'net... like Billy Kane and Yamazaki pics.
 
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