Why, just frickin' why?

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First, I end up loving a girl and she leaves me because she moves away to Indiana for college and now...

NOW...

I end up liking a girl who falls in love with a chick!! Oh man, I did not see this shizzle coming. :oh_no:
 

neobuyer

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It's very, very common for dorky, unpopular dudes to have trouble with women. The key is to work on yourself and learn how to play their minds. Then, you can have that which you need.
 

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neobuyer said:
It's very, very common for dorky, unpopular dudes to have trouble with women. The key is to work on yourself and learn how to play their minds. Then, you can have that which you need.
Getting women isn't the hard part, getting the decent amount that's even dateable is the near impossible part. I only say around 3% of the population is dateable. If THAT at all. Call me dorky, bad decision...

EDIT: BTW, the main reason I'm making this post is I'm just wondering if the whole world has come out of the damn closet. My friend Brad recently just told me he likes guys.
 

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Lets Gekiga In said:
Getting women isn't the hard part, getting the decent amount that's even dateable is the near impossible part. I only say around 3% of the population is dateable. If THAT at all. Call me dorky, bad decision...

EDIT: BTW, the main reason I'm making this post is I'm just wondering if the whole world has come out of the damn closet. My friend Brad recently just told me he likes guys.

Damn dude you have some bad luck around you lol Turning a girl lesbien now thats harsh heh
 

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hmm while one guy has girl troubles, i have success with them; keep it up gekiga, otherwise i'll lose my woman, my truck, and my part in the play i'm in.
 

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Fox1 said:
Damn dude you have some bad luck around you lol Turning a girl lesbien now thats harsh heh
Yeah, but I never was with her, I just wanted to be with her. She says she's bi, but I don't think bi exists.

As Adam Carolla says, "You're not bi, whoever you're with at the time is what you are. You're either gay or straight, not both."
 

Fox1

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Yeah, but I never was with her, I just wanted to be with her. She says she's bi, but I don't think bi exists.

As Adam Carolla says, "You're not bi, whoever you're with at the time is what you are. You're either gay or straight, not both."

Ah then thats different, thats much better heh.
 

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neobuyer said:
It's very, very common for dorky, unpopular dudes to have trouble with women. The key is to work on yourself and learn how to play their minds. Then, you can have that which you need.

Freakink dorks LOL
 

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Yes, BI PEEPZ ARE TEH GREEDYZ :rolleyes:

Sorry to shock you, people can be bisexual, we landed on the moon, and the holocaust DID happen.
 

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Shinji said:
Yes, BI PEEPZ ARE TEH GREEDYZ :rolleyes:

Sorry to shock you, people can be bisexual, we landed on the moon, and the holocaust DID happen.
You mean like you?
 

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be glad it's a girl, and not a man....

and women are all scandalous bitches anyways...

always keep yur guard up... trick ass bitches...
 

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Take animated Randall of Clerks mindset.

Girl he dated in high school:"I'm a lesbian you idiot"
Randall: "You mean after me, no other man would do?"
Girl: "That's one way of putting it"
Randall: "I am the ultimate man!"
 
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You could always go for some hot ass Transexual bitch that looks 9 times better than a dude, has big ole' titties and prolly sucks a mean dick to boot. At least that's the shit portrayed in all of these freggin' popups I get from time to time for various websites devoted to the best of both worlds.

In all seriouness though... there's always window shopping for Real Women in Amsterdam. Pick her out, and have a relationship for half and hour.
 

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Lets Gekiga In said:
You mean like you?

Clever one! But seriously, no, i'm not bisexual, i'm heterosexual. I just happen to not be a total bigot, nor would I mind if I was bisexual/homosexual.

HOLY SHIT HE'S STRAIGHT AND NOT HOMOPHOBIC. LIES.
 

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i quote window shopping by hank williams: "you're window shopping, just window shopping; you're only looking around. you don't want real love, you cannot feel love you're window shopping around." now to explain it is simple, the girl you loved was not meant for you, or she was not ready to tie herself down, she was simply looking for the best item that was up for grabs; you were once the best, but now she saw something better, window shopping.
 

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It's not even about getting some, I've gotten laid a few times. It's about the falling in love aspect as well. I've only truly fallen in love once, but she left me and I have yet to fall in love again. I would like to if possible, but I'd like to. I would like to get opinions on that fashizzle.
 

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it's a sign. it's God's way of telling you not to bother with women and go for some hot manly action. :p
 

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Freakit said:
it's a sign. it's God's way of telling you not to bother with women and go for some hot manly action. :p

I hear Kernow is free :p
 

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Shinji said:
Clever one! But seriously, no, i'm not bisexual, i'm heterosexual. I just happen to not be a total bigot, nor would I mind if I was bisexual/homosexual.

HOLY SHIT HE'S STRAIGHT AND NOT HOMOPHOBIC. LIES.
All I'm saying is you can be either one or the other. Not homophobic. Learn to read.

Yeah, it's good to know that some Eva fanboy realized his mistake. A huge one at that.
 
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Lets Gekiga In said:
First, I end up loving a girl and she leaves me because she moves away to Indiana for college and now...

NOW...

I end up liking a girl who falls in love with a chick!! Oh man, I did not see this shizzle coming. :oh_no:

LesbiOWNED!
 

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Lets Gekiga In said:
It's not even about getting some, I've gotten laid a few times. It's about the falling in love aspect as well. I've only truly fallen in love once, but she left me and I have yet to fall in love again. I would like to if possible, but I'd like to. I would like to get opinions on that fashizzle.
Where are the casanovas or people that can explain true love?
*echo* *echo* *echo*
 

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Sorry, to break it to you, but true love doesnt exist. Unless both parties like each other...she left you, that means that it wasnt true love. Only you like her like that but not her to you, so no it was not true love.
 

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Violent Ken said:
Sorry, to break it to you, but true love doesnt exist. Unless both parties like each other...she left you, that means that it wasnt true love. Only you like her like that but not her to you, so no it was not true love.
She ended up loving another guy who was closer at the time. I recently had a chat with her and she definitely regrets not waiting for me.

I hate myself, I feel like I could've done something, but she told me I couldn't.

BTW, I wrote a paper on how I took heroine after this tragedy and I think my prof is going to have a word with me about it probably on Wednesday...
 
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