Who lives in the stupidest named town?

BlackSpy

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In Yorkshire the other weekend I went through towns called Bugthorpe and Wetwang.

But I don't live in them. I'm in Edinburgh, which isn't really that funny. The Fountainbridge area at that, which really just sounds quite nice and not all stupid.

Who lives in a town with the stupidest name?
 

Baseley09

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I dont live their, sorry for the diversion, but COCKFOSTERS in London creases me up.:tickled:
 

Crissaegrim

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I live in Piscataway, which I think is ok, but when I was a kid, I learned to spelled it by writing PIS CAT AWAY. That always made me laugh.
 

BlackSpy

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Baseley09 said:
I dont live their, sorry for the diversion, but COCKFOSTERS in London creases me up.:tickled:

There is a street in Edinburgh called Cockburn Street.

But Cockburn is actually a common Scottish surname, you pronounce Coburn, so only tourists think it's funny - and we think tourists are funny so it all works out.
 

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I live in New York... Used to be New Amsterdam but I guess it got old so they reamed it New York instead of updating to Newer Amsterdam...


I also ike the famous french town of Moncul... ok does not sound very good but if you translate litteraly it makes:

I also like the famous french town of My-ass... (sounds funnier right).
 

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I live near Cockysville. Ironically, that's also where the sewage treatment plant is.



There's also Scaggsville which isn't anything special, but local people make fun of it.
 

Giby

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I live in Lancaster, all of the idiots in my twon think it was named after Burt Lancaster.
 

Buro Destruct

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I live in Phoenix. Theres no fucking possible way that isn't one of the best names ever.

However, we do have a "Nothing, Arizona". Population is 5.
 

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there's a town in Colorado called Nowhere.

Not Now Here.

Nowhere.
 

BlackSpy

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There is a town in Scotland called 'Lost'.

More of a hamlet really.
 

Plisken

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oh the best is easily Bell End road in dudley.

someone was selling some games for cash in our store and when i was copying down his address from his ID i came to 'bell end' road and just burst out laughing. Good job the guy saw the funny side.
 

Lagduf

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In Missouri we have plenty of retarded town names. Knoblick and Tightwad are two that come to mind.
 

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NeoFight said:
this isnt exactly a town name but i pass it if i ever go to Wisconsin, I have a pic of the road sign ill dig up. Its nicely titled:

"Bong Recreation Area"

http://www.softwingflight.com/index.pl/bong_recreation

I got you covered man, a friend took this photo:

bong.jpg
 

Metal Fatigue

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nice! hehe they must have updated the sign cuz i saw it lastnight coming home from great lakes dragway and it was wider and recreation is fully spelled out. classic
 

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My Aunt and Uncle live in Bumpas Virginia. They pronounce it Bumm-pas but we all know it's bump-ass.
 
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