im not one to usually post stupid crap like this, but arrrr, its quite funny
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
National Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Arr... that did not work to well...
<font size="+1">You are The Cap'n!</font>
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<p>Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.<p><p><p><p><p><p></p>
<br><br><a href="http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> <font size="-1">What's Yer Inner Pirate?</font></a><br> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site.</a> Arrrrr!</font>
<font size="+1">You are The Cap'n!</font>
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<p>Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.<p><p><p><p><p><p></p>
<br><br><a href="http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> <font size="-1">What's Yer Inner Pirate?</font></a><br> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site.</a> Arrrrr!</font>
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Pleased to meet you..I'm Mad William Cash.
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So that's why everyone was talking like a pirate at school today....
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In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, below is Captin Stabbins' Top-10 Pirate Pick-up lines
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Neo Mike said:Pirate Keyboard:
LOL!!!! I don't know why, but that's so fuckin funny to me right now. I love it, great pic.
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i was talking like a pirate all day, noone else was though; i guess they all thought i was crazy. but being a pirate is fun, a lot more fun than being regular old me. and my pirate name is Iron William Cash. and i bet i'd make a good pirate, somebody get a sailing vessel together, and i call dibs on being first mate. we could sail the high seas, and blast any man who gets in our way, we hire us some bully boys from liverpool's port, and sail all the way to saint john's newfoundland, and we'll carry us some big monkey jackets, and steal gold from ships bound for baltimore, or anywhere on the new american shore. yargh me mateys, this pakcet ship is bound for the sea.