Masturbating while playing Rez

PolluxTroy · Sep 18, 2003

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html

"We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."

"After many of my langorous gasps and moans, we stopped playing, and tried to analyze the gameplay experience. "I don't know exactly what the game designers intended with that trance vibrator thing - but it had to be this, right?"

What is the world comin to?

Tehcno · Sep 18, 2003

If that is real that is fucking funny. Well, it was funny even if it isnt real.

Shapermc · Sep 18, 2003

Here is an article by the girl who wrote this that touches on the article itself.

The story itself is a light-hearted take on my experience playing the game with the "trance vibrator" attachment. There were some pictures, too, which I took myself -- suggestive, maybe, but as one commentator pointed out, it doesn’t show as much as you’d see in a swimsuit advertisement. I suppose it’s the suggestion that was scandalous -- it’s a piece about masturbating. Some people seem to have a problem with it. Former Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders got in big trouble by saying that masturbating was healthy.

Anyways, yea this is a bit old.

Magnaflux · Sep 18, 2003

Tehcno said:
If that is real that is fucking funny. Well, it was funny even if it isnt real.

Your combatribes sig fucking owns.

Robert · Sep 18, 2003

My question is: what's the real use of the transe vibrator?

5thlion5thlion · Sep 18, 2003

ha yeah i read this a long time ago i stumbled upon it lookin for the game itself an it brought me to that

Verbatum · Sep 18, 2003

Robert said:
My question is: what's the real use of the transe vibrator?

It's a small Vibrating "Sub Woofer" that you can put in your pocket (or where ever you like I guess), and it carries the downbeats.

Buro Destruct · Sep 18, 2003

I did discover that Halo was a pretty good game for this (although for not much else), because as the gunner in the Warthog, you have unlimited ammo and you can just park yourself somewhere and rat-tat-tat to your heart's content.

This is probably my favorite from the entire thing. Funny stuff, real or not.

OrochiEddie · Sep 18, 2003

Stat Fox 64 with the rumble pack was also quite vibralicious....only game that made good use of it

Ilovejapangirls · Sep 18, 2003

This is SICK!

mog · Sep 18, 2003

Attention whore.

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