A bit of Humor...

aria

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Members of the Board:
Adorable Satire by Bobak!

Topic: “SNK is selling ‘2 Cows’ for the Neo Geo”

Shawn: “I have them (stock of 500), and they’re going for $1,000!”

Rade Kuruc: “Sign me up!”

Big Bear: “Sweet!”

NCS: “we have the Japanese copy, shipped on time –but we missed the US release…”

DSD: “SNK never made shit, you’re all liars!”
Chimpmeister: “Fuck you, DSD”
DSD: “oh Yeah? Chimpbreath?”
*These two will go at it, with Drift King and BB for about 4 pages…

NGF: “We have the color-corrected versions, and we’re selling these completely legitimate official, limited edition BigTymer copies for $10,000”

Buyrite.com: “We’re selling it for $11,000 -all you have to do is call us…”

TonK: “I’ll pay $12,000 for it!”

KanjiFreak: "I'll pay anything for one!"
nruva: "sold!"

Bobak!: Well, looking at the historic socio-economic, geo-political impact of the game on the conflict in Palestine would Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah, what was I talking about?

Liquid Snake: “I’m interested, I’ll trade you Shaq-Fu for 2 of them”

Fran: “well,

if these are real

i may be interested

but if they’re not

i think I’ll save me

Cash”

DEVIL_GUI: “ I AM SNK!!!”

Applephotosystems: “What’s ‘2 Cows?’, we’ve never heard of it?”

Aruze: “SNK? I think we own them…”
 

LWK

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Originally posted by Bobak:
<STRONG>Members of the Board:
Adorable Satire by Bobak!

Topic: “SNK is selling ‘2 Cows’ for the Neo Geo”

Shawn: “I have them (stock of 500), and they’re going for $1,000!”

Rade Kuruc: “Sign me up!”

Big Bear: “Sweet!”

NCS: “we have the Japanese copy, shipped on time –but we missed the US release…”

DSD: “SNK never made shit, you’re all liars!”
Chimpmeister: “Fuck you, DSD”
DSD: “oh Yeah? Chimpbreath?”
*These two will go at it, with Drift King and BB for about 4 pages…

NGF: “We have the color-corrected versions, and we’re selling these completely legitimate official, limited edition BigTymer copies for $10,000”

Buyrite.com: “We’re selling it for $11,000 -all you have to do is call us…”

TonK: “I’ll pay $12,000 for it!”

KanjiFreak: "I'll pay anything for one!"
nruva: "sold!"

Bobak!: Well, looking at the historic socio-economic, geo-political impact of the game on the conflict in Palestine would Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah, what was I talking about?

Liquid Snake: “I’m interested, I’ll trade you Shaq-Fu for 2 of them”

Fran: “well,

if these are real

i may be interested

but if they’re not

i think I’ll save me

Cash”

DEVIL_GUI: “ I AM SNK!!!”

Applephotosystems: “What’s ‘2 Cows?’, we’ve never heard of it?”

Aruze: “SNK? I think we own them…”</STRONG>

You forgot me Bobak!!!!!!!

LWK THE SCENE IS DEAD.


Then we cannot forget my welcoming of the on.com peeps.
 
D

DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL

Guest
ahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

no not everyone is a liar,just a few...
 

aria

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Originally posted by Lord Wolfgang Krauser:
<STRONG>You forgot me Bobak!!!!!!!

LWK THE SCENE IS DEAD.


Then we cannot forget my welcoming of the on.com peeps.</STRONG>


I was actually trying to think of one for you, but you're not as predictable anymore... which is a good thing.
 

aria

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A little update:

ON.com: "Let's see if we can dump these cows! kew1 l33t r \/\/3!"
 

Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by Bobak:
<STRONG>Members of the Board:
Adorable Satire by Bobak!

Topic: “SNK is selling ‘2 Cows’ for the Neo Geo”

Shawn: “I have them (stock of 500), and they’re going for $1,000!”

Rade Kuruc: “Sign me up!”

Big Bear: “Sweet!”

NCS: “we have the Japanese copy, shipped on time –but we missed the US release…”

DSD: “SNK never made shit, you’re all liars!”
Chimpmeister: “Fuck you, DSD”
DSD: “oh Yeah? Chimpbreath?”
*These two will go at it, with Drift King and BB for about 4 pages…

NGF: “We have the color-corrected versions, and we’re selling these completely legitimate official, limited edition BigTymer copies for $10,000”

Buyrite.com: “We’re selling it for $11,000 -all you have to do is call us…”

TonK: “I’ll pay $12,000 for it!”

KanjiFreak: "I'll pay anything for one!"
nruva: "sold!"

Bobak!: Well, looking at the historic socio-economic, geo-political impact of the game on the conflict in Palestine would Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah Blah-blah, what was I talking about?

Liquid Snake: “I’m interested, I’ll trade you Shaq-Fu for 2 of them”

Fran: “well,

if these are real

i may be interested

but if they’re not

i think I’ll save me

Cash”

DEVIL_GUI: “ I AM SNK!!!”

Applephotosystems: “What’s ‘2 Cows?’, we’ve never heard of it?”

Aruze: “SNK? I think we own them…”</STRONG>

Bobak, you make me laugh like few others can. Thanks man.

Might I suggest:

NSX-T: I need one of every version!

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Daisuke Jigen ]
 

Fran

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Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
<STRONG>
Might I suggest:

NSX-T: I need one of every version!

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Daisuke Jigen ]</STRONG>

...."i will pay 2000 shipped"....
 

Takumaji

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Hehe, real slice-o-life drama, nice one, Bobak! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
 

Herzog Drei

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Originally posted by Daisuke Jigen:
<STRONG>Bobak, you make me laugh like few others can. Thanks man.

Might I suggest:

NSX-T: I need one of every version!

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Daisuke Jigen ]</STRONG>


Correction:

NSX-T:"These games are mine!ALL of them!!!"

<IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

And we know what he is going to do with them.... <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">
<IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">
 

Herzog Drei

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BTW:Bobak,you really believe that a quarrel between DSD,Chimp & Bear is taking 4 pages only??? <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

The minimum number would be 8... <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

Though 'Bears hidden agendas' are only at Nr.5 now.... <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">

Come on guys,you can do better... <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0">
 
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