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01) NeoGeo carts don't get upset or complan if you just 'play' with them, or *USE* them.
02) Your NeoGeo carts are always avaible for you, ready to go right from your shelf.
03) NeoGeo carts are expencive sometimes, but do not require any expencive mantainence as girls do.
04) Each NeoGeo cart won't never complain for your collecting other NeoGeo carts.
05) You can call your friends for play with your NeoGeo carts all together.
06) Having all-night longer with your NeoGeo carts won't cause you physical stress.
07) You can *pause* your NeoGeo cart activity, go taking some good drinks, and find your NeoGeo cart just as you left it.
08) NeoGeo cart can have many lovely (digital) gals inside of them. No gal actually has NeoGeo fun inside of her.
09) NeoGeo carts won't blame you because you spend your time/money with stupid videogames.
10) You can have 109+ different NeoGeo carts right in your hands, and if you have them all, you can start with the converted ones.
11) NeoGeo carts are simply filled with unique SNK cool style. Have you ever seen a SNK-style gal? Lucky of you!
12) You may say some of the NeoGeo carts suck. Well, true is some girls do NOT suck.
13) Neo carts don't cry all the time when you ignore them.
14) Neo carts don't leave hair in your sink.
15) Neo carts never ask you to think about your future, cause they already know that the future is now.
16) You can cheat with NeoGeo carts, and NeoGeo carts will never cheat you!
17) When you grow tired of a NeoGeo cart, you can simply turn off the Neo and they will shut down.
18) To deal for a NeoGeo carts is always easyer than to deal with a girl, and you can also refer to a well-compiled price guide.
19) You can spend just the time you want with your NeoGeo carts, and they will never ask more.
20) You can't be jealous if another guy play with the same NeoGeo carts than you.
Contributor: EvilWasabi, The_Mover
[ June 03, 2002: Message edited by: Shito ]</p>
02) Your NeoGeo carts are always avaible for you, ready to go right from your shelf.
03) NeoGeo carts are expencive sometimes, but do not require any expencive mantainence as girls do.
04) Each NeoGeo cart won't never complain for your collecting other NeoGeo carts.
05) You can call your friends for play with your NeoGeo carts all together.
06) Having all-night longer with your NeoGeo carts won't cause you physical stress.
07) You can *pause* your NeoGeo cart activity, go taking some good drinks, and find your NeoGeo cart just as you left it.
08) NeoGeo cart can have many lovely (digital) gals inside of them. No gal actually has NeoGeo fun inside of her.
09) NeoGeo carts won't blame you because you spend your time/money with stupid videogames.
10) You can have 109+ different NeoGeo carts right in your hands, and if you have them all, you can start with the converted ones.
11) NeoGeo carts are simply filled with unique SNK cool style. Have you ever seen a SNK-style gal? Lucky of you!
12) You may say some of the NeoGeo carts suck. Well, true is some girls do NOT suck.
13) Neo carts don't cry all the time when you ignore them.
14) Neo carts don't leave hair in your sink.
15) Neo carts never ask you to think about your future, cause they already know that the future is now.
16) You can cheat with NeoGeo carts, and NeoGeo carts will never cheat you!
17) When you grow tired of a NeoGeo cart, you can simply turn off the Neo and they will shut down.
18) To deal for a NeoGeo carts is always easyer than to deal with a girl, and you can also refer to a well-compiled price guide.
19) You can spend just the time you want with your NeoGeo carts, and they will never ask more.
20) You can't be jealous if another guy play with the same NeoGeo carts than you.
Contributor: EvilWasabi, The_Mover
[ June 03, 2002: Message edited by: Shito ]</p>
