Originally posted by Tarma:
<strong>Each individual game is wrapped in carbon fibre-kevlar composite, and sealed in a lead lined, air tight container with a base of cotton wool and rose petals.
Each container is then put into another air tight lead lined container with a cotton wool base and rose petals.
Then these containers are placed in groups of five inside large titatnium cases, lined with lead with cotton wool and rose petal beddings.
Each case is individually data tagged and fitted with a tracking device.
The cases are stacked in no more than 3 cases high and 3 case wide in a maximum security vault.
The vault is in a top secret location, inside a high-tech, top secret military base that nobody know's exisits.
The vault itself is inside a huge radioactive chamber 500 feet below sea level.
The vault is armed with the latest high tech laser defence system and CCTV cameras. It also has a small thermo-nuclear device in case security is full breached.
Each cart has to be released via an executive decision by the joint-chiefs of staff, the President, and PM of Britain. Each cart takes on average 6 months to be released.
The carts are then transfered by heavily armed staff to my house where they're imeadiatly taken to a air sealed vacuum chamber.
I play my AES behind 5ft of re-enforced glass composite and can only play each title for 5 minutes before it is transfered back to the vault.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I never laughed so much before reading a post!
This is absolutely great!
You won a couple of tickets for the World's Cup final