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moxie

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I am the Voice of my own God....if you betray me the flames of hell will bestow great pain upon your testies...Ahhhhhhhh my testies, my testies, your burning them, my testies.....where is the water,i must soak my testies in the great cooling water..."My testies, my testies are on fire, we don't need no water, let the mother------ burn".... burn mother------- burn... Do you like my dual personalities, I think you do....yet i wonder why my testies are talking to me, it is an awkward situation but my testies say hi to the world...Hey Mind I have control use me bastard I'm getting full and lonely down here...i will insert them into a doberman...No no no, pain ouch, no teeth, I will kill you!!!..... yippi ki a mother------, i am now inserting my testies in a cup,a cup of monkeys...I hate you, you don't love me enough to use a barrel of monkeys, you damn squirreled baboon....you know you cant live without me, if i was not here you would not be able to walk,wait you can't walk,oh shit there you go walking again...Don't make me pack up "Richard" and leave your ass all alone.... how dare you,i loved you many nights,kept you warm when we were cold,i even let you go play on your own in the morning,how can you say you are leaving me,if you try i will cut you off and cook you...Damn you controlling bastard, you beat me constantly, I'm calling Bill maybe he'll give me a better home....ok then go ahead and jump off my body and go to bill,i hope you fall off and die mother------... How can you be so ungrateful of me, how can you leave me unshaven, I'm can't see through this forest you call a groin, I will just pack up "Richard" and leave you, you damn homosexual, do you think I like smacking someone elses Testies, huh do you???.... ok i thought we would never bring that up again, but look at you doing it anyway,fine you know what go,leave,get out of here i dont need you "sigh" i will find another friend...Fine then I'm gone, "Come on Richard, lets go find a new home one with a straight man who gets laid on a regular basis and doesn't have to beat us so much" Just remember I will always hate you, you mother------- I will just leave, never call me and if you come near me I will shove myself down your throat and choke you to death....(grabs a gun, sets it between his legs,say goodbye because if i can't have you no one will...see you later my dear friend)... NOOOO !!!...(BOOM) my god the pain the pain is much to much to hold,i see the light,no wait that is just the window as the sun hits the walls of the insane asylum i have just been put in...
 
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If I was in my Bipolar "late night eating copious amounts of Red Meat" and slewin' rants about Slutney Spears like I did last night I might understand what you're saying, alas I am sober/awake and off my meds and cannot understand what is being presented here. WTF?
 

MattMan

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Originally posted by moxie:
<strong>I am the Voice of my own God....if you betray me the flames of hell will bestow great pain upon your testies...Ahhhhhhhh my testies, my testies, your burning them, my testies.....where is the water,i must soak my testies in the great cooling water..."My testies, my testies are on fire, we don't need no water, let the mother------ burn".... burn mother------- burn... Do you like my dual personalities, I think you do....yet i wonder why my testies are talking to me, it is an awkward situation but my testies say hi to the world...Hey Mind I have control use me bastard I'm getting full and lonely down here...i will insert them into a doberman...No no no, pain ouch, no teeth, I will kill you!!!..... yippi ki a mother------, i am now inserting my testies in a cup,a cup of monkeys...I hate you, you don't love me enough to use a barrel of monkeys, you damn squirreled baboon....you know you cant live without me, if i was not here you would not be able to walk,wait you can't walk,oh shit there you go walking again...Don't make me pack up "Richard" and leave your ass all alone.... how dare you,i loved you many nights,kept you warm when we were cold,i even let you go play on your own in the morning,how can you say you are leaving me,if you try i will cut you off and cook you...Damn you controlling bastard, you beat me constantly, I'm calling Bill maybe he'll give me a better home....ok then go ahead and jump off my body and go to bill,i hope you fall off and die mother------... How can you be so ungrateful of me, how can you leave me unshaven, I'm can't see through this forest you call a groin, I will just pack up "Richard" and leave you, you damn homosexual, do you think I like smacking someone elses Testies, huh do you???.... ok i thought we would never bring that up again, but look at you doing it anyway,fine you know what go,leave,get out of here i dont need you "sigh" i will find another friend...Fine then I'm gone, "Come on Richard, lets go find a new home one with a straight man who gets laid on a regular basis and doesn't have to beat us so much" Just remember I will always hate you, you mother------- I will just leave, never call me and if you come near me I will shove myself down your throat and choke you to death....(grabs a gun, sets it between his legs,say goodbye because if i can't have you no one will...see you later my dear friend)... NOOOO !!!...(BOOM) my god the pain the pain is much to much to hold,i see the light,no wait that is just the window as the sun hits the walls of the insane asylum i have just been put in...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Does this remind anyone of that one story that guy wrote about the dad and the daughter and it was the sickest shit youde ever read?
 

moxie

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why do you say bad things about me...yeah don't say shit about us,we did nothing to you... all we wanted to do was share our story...yes but you degrade us....why <img src="graemlins/shame.gif" border="0" alt="[Shame]" />
 

Tiptonium

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Lost Basura

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that was highly unorigional, a rip....a really big rip....so go find something a bit more obscure and play it off as novel
 

Hot Chocolate

No Longer Yung, No Longer Raoul,
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Originally posted by moxie:
<strong>why do you say bad things about me...yeah don't say shit about us,we did nothing to you... all we wanted to do was share our story...yes but you degrade us....why </strong><hr></blockquote>


That's why <img src="graemlins/eek2.gif" border="0" alt="[Eek 2]" />
 
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