how did you guys get my phone number?

hokutoshinken

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i work at a bullshit-ass record store on a hippie street in cleveland. we have lots of games, as well as music. someone called me and told me that she heard i could get her some neo games. i said that i could try to help her and i asked what games she had and what games she was looking for. she said that she only had magician lord but she wanted to trade it for neo turf masters or twinkle star sprites. i, of course, busted up laughing. i asked her who made her call me, she said that i was an asshole for laughing at her and just because those were old games didnt mean that they werent fun to her. i replied that they were just really tough to get and pretty expensive. she said that she would give me 20 bucks if i could help her. i, of course, began to laugh agian. she yelled FUCK OFF and hung up on me. which one of you guys got my number and made her call me? no one i know would know what the hell i was talking about if i said twinkle star sprites to them. so either somone out here put her up to it or i am a total asshole who made some random girl cry. im kind of leaning toward the total asshole part myself.
 

Rade K

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You are a grade A jerk for making that specimen of the weaker gender cry. All she wanted to do was get some new games and you had to shut her out like a motherfucker.

Next time, when a woman calls, you have to talk to them like it's a potential bedmate.

So, you TELL her you can get her TSS, but what are YOU going to get out of it.

And them comes the sex. See?

Sex.

Anyways:

When you get her into 'bed' you should not return her calls and proclaim that she made you gay and you are to involved in your schools gay clubs to have time to track down TSS or NTM for her.

THATS how you do it, young one.
 

hokutoshinken

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Next time, when a woman calls, you have to talk to them like it's a potential bedmate.

So, you TELL her you can get her TSS, but what are YOU going to get out of it.

And them comes the sex. See?


When you get her into 'bed' you should not return her calls and proclaim that she made you gay and you are to involved in your schools gay clubs to have time to track down TSS or NTM for her.

THATS how you do it, young one. [/QB][/QUOTE]

dude, she sounded like she was like 14, im 27.

<small>[ July 27, 2003, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: hokutoshinken ]</small>
 

hokutoshinken

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besides i dont like girls that play games. my girlfriend plays but she likes fucking games like gta and halo and shit. although she did give me a blowjob while i played sam sho 4 last night. that was pretty cool.
 

RevQuixo

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Oh you caught us. See we take people who post almost nothing on these forums and like to prank call them for shits and giggles. Yep, that's what we do.
 

Average Joe

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hokutoshinken:
besides i dont like girls that play games. my girlfriend plays but she likes fucking games like gta and halo and shit. although she did give me a blowjob while i played sam sho 4 last night. that was pretty cool.
Way to go, you found a way to actually make SSIV enjoyable.
 

Rade K

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hokutoshinken:
Next time, when a woman calls, you have to talk to them like it's a potential bedmate.

So, you TELL her you can get her TSS, but what are YOU going to get out of it.

And them comes the sex. See?


When you get her into 'bed' you should not return her calls and proclaim that she made you gay and you are to involved in your schools gay clubs to have time to track down TSS or NTM for her.

THATS how you do it, young one.
dude, she sounded like she was like 14, im 27. [/QB][/QUOTE]


I'm sorry, you're not Canadian. We have a thing called 'Age of consent is 14 years'. That's too bad you americans are backwards like that.
 

Rade K

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hokutoshinken:
besides i dont like girls that play games. my girlfriend plays but she likes fucking games like gta and halo and shit. although she did give me a blowjob while i played sam sho 4 last night. that was pretty cool.
I didnt say you needed to get into a relationship. You get in, you play the gay card, and you get out.
 

droid

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Hoku,

Dude you blew it man! She was probably at least 18+ years old and a hottie + she's a Female NEO gamer!! You know how @#$% rare that is? Alot more rare than a Neo Proto cart I'd be willing to bet!

Just think, if you guys ever got into an argument just fire up the old Neo Geo and settle it on the screen versus style. Both you guys have fun and the bad vibes are forgotten.

I wish that would work with my gf but alas she is of the common Magician Lord variety of chicks. She can't stand video games.

Anyways...I'd be working some OT if I were you just in case she calls back wink

Droid
 

hokutoshinken

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droid:
Hoku,

Dude you blew it man! She was probably at least 18+ years old and a hottie + she's a Female NEO gamer!! You know how @#$% rare that is? Alot more rare than a Neo Proto cart I'd be willing to bet!

Just think, if you guys ever got into an argument just fire up the old Neo Geo and settle it on the screen versus style. Both you guys have fun and the bad vibes are forgotten.

I wish that would work with my gf but alas she is of the common Magician Lord variety of chicks. She can't stand video games.

Anyways...I'd be working some OT if I were you just in case she calls back wink

Droid
yeah, what can i do, im a fuck up. i mean i didnt mean to be such a douche bag. i thought so was kidding. as far as OT goes, im the manager for christs sake, im there all of the fucking time. it is a tiny little store and ghetto as fuck, i want to spend as little time in there as i can.
 

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RevQuixo:
Oh you caught us. See we take people who post almost nothing on these forums and like to prank call them for shits and giggles. Yep, that's what we do.
What have I told y'all about writing numbers on the wall? lol
 

SNKJorge

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Maybe GMX was the one who called you?

<img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/gallery/collections/GMX/2.jpg" alt=" - " />
 

Rade K

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Christ! Don't scare me like that!!

Is that you in drag too short?
 
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galfordo

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xtoo_short20x:
Maybe GMX was the one who called you?

<img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/gallery/collections/GMX/2.jpg" alt=" - " />
xtoo_short20x .... hook me up dude!!!
 

Hot Chocolate

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galfordo:
xtoo_short20x:
Maybe GMX was the one who called you?

<img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/gallery/collections/GMX/2.jpg" alt=" - " />
xtoo_short20x .... hook me up dude!!!
I saw her first! She's mine!!!!!!! drool_2 loco :cool:
 

aria

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Okay, now you all are getting creepy :)

But please, continue!
 

misshotback

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Mike (hokutoshinken), you know you like the girls young, so don't even front!!

I wish I could get my hands on Twinkle Star Sprites . . . I'm hoping for the day someone trades in some Neo-Geo games at my store.

and you don't like girls who game? I never knew . . . :confused:
 

acem77

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what part of cleveland do you work?? can you get neogeo games at your work?
 
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<img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/gallery/collections/GMX/2.jpg" alt=" - " />

Man at first I was like Tara Reid??? Then realized she's better looking. DAMN MAN WHO IS THIS CHICK!??? I mean I realize I'm an engaged man and all, but shiiiiiiiiit a man can still look at the menu. And me thinks, me likes, what me saw.

BOOYAKAH! That's one fine ass gamer girl (and NEO Gamer to boot) I've seen in a long while. Most of the chicks that I have observed or personally know who play games are for some odd reason either good looking, but nerded out... or they're some angst ridden Goth types who really only play games cause it's something to do, to link up with the only guys who might understand them or accept their bullshit.

MD20XX / Storm Rider
 

Hidden Character

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Yung Burnout:
galfordo:
xtoo_short20x:
Maybe GMX was the one who called you?

<img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/gallery/collections/GMX/2.jpg" alt=" - " />
xtoo_short20x .... hook me up dude!!!
I saw her first! She's mine!!!!!!! drool_2 loco :cool:
Wait your turn! No cutting the line! buttrock drool_2 smirk
 
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Takuma79

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guys did it ever accure to you that she may already be taken?
 
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Takuma79:
guys did it ever accure to you that she may already be taken?
Lookin' like she does, and cock teasin' with that Garou MOTW AES cart between her legs... yeah, I'm sure she's been taken alright!

lol

MD20XX / Storm Rider
 
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