How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb?

MDK

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How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

14 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
 

Galford Forever

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Hehe, that's really funny. I'm sure that some people will take offense, but I enjoyed your post.
 

Mystery

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But he's wrong...he forgot the 326 WarRoom members that open several threads to point out that lightbulb-changers are morons ;)
 

SPINMASTER X

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and 500 people who post stuff you already now or has already been said just to spam and increase their post count.
 

BeefJerky

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And 10 who are lost in the dark! (pun intended... Okay, you can kill me now.)
 

kernow

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dont forget the other 25 people arguing about the lightbulb's "box" and "insert" artwork
 

BeefJerky

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This is funnier than poo on a stick you guys! I'm laughing right now. Awesome.

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Another ridiculous post by Matt! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
 

SilverAngel

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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" /> thats really funny! But which people would be where? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[LOL]" />
 

Shiftyfink

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1 Person to say "BUMP" so people that only read the first thread know the lightbulb has been changed.

Great post.
 

Ghostwalker

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Heheh. That sounds about right.

Damn scary, yet true. <img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />
 

Orpheus

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Originally posted by kernow:
<strong>dont forget the other 25 people arguing about the lightbulb's "box" and "insert" artwork</strong><hr></blockquote>

HEY! <img src="graemlins/shame.gif" border="0" alt="[Shame]" />
 
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