Loopz
Formerly Punjab,
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- Aug 16, 2001
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I know this is destined for the War Room, but I just got back from the Grand Canyon by way of Mesa and got to plunk down $5 into SNK Vs Capcom: Chaos.
Stunned, shocked, unbelievably let down.
Let me tell you right off the bat: CvS1 owns this game for free. CvS2 owns this game for free plus shipping (and a free plush toy included).
KoF 2002, GGXX...pretty much every fighter released the last 12 years since SF2 began this fucking craze owns it (save for perhaps some original efforts on the 3DO or Jaguar).
Where do I begin? The sloppy-ass hit detection?
The really slow speed? The sickeningly uneven level of animation (from fluid Hugo to the absolute worst like Vega and Balrog?) Or the bland, colorless, lifeless backgrounds? And could they have possibly come up with a MORE boring play system than a 1-on-1 slow-ass KOF?
And BTW....WHY IS FUCKING CHOI IN THIS GAME???
I know how much it means to many of you to have ONE MORE home cart spine to beat off to, but save your fucking breath if you're gonna post some shit like "Dude, you just didn't give it enough of a chance....the game shines when you roll up a greased copy of this month's Arcadia and jam it in your bunghole while playing." I've been a militant 2-D fighting fan since the first day I laid eyes on SF2 back in March 1991. Anyone who thinks these production values outshine the likes of SSF2X or FFS or any other classic from SNK or Capcom needs to have their shit monkeystomped by a fat, naked midget on crystal meth with diarrhea.
Thanks Playmore...you saved me $325 by producing the biggest piece of shit in recent memory. My friends and I will now go forth and play lots of VF4Evo and games made back when the words 'SNK' and 'Capcom' actually meant QUALITY.
I'm sure the usual suspects will come out and bash me for being negative or a 'Playmore hater'.
Too bad. I'd rather risk all of the bullshit headed my way over this post and at least perhaps save ONE person from dumping a load of cash on an absolute turd.
<small>[ August 21, 2003, 12:39 AM: Message edited by: Loopz ]</small>
Stunned, shocked, unbelievably let down.
Let me tell you right off the bat: CvS1 owns this game for free. CvS2 owns this game for free plus shipping (and a free plush toy included).
KoF 2002, GGXX...pretty much every fighter released the last 12 years since SF2 began this fucking craze owns it (save for perhaps some original efforts on the 3DO or Jaguar).
Where do I begin? The sloppy-ass hit detection?
The really slow speed? The sickeningly uneven level of animation (from fluid Hugo to the absolute worst like Vega and Balrog?) Or the bland, colorless, lifeless backgrounds? And could they have possibly come up with a MORE boring play system than a 1-on-1 slow-ass KOF?
And BTW....WHY IS FUCKING CHOI IN THIS GAME???
I know how much it means to many of you to have ONE MORE home cart spine to beat off to, but save your fucking breath if you're gonna post some shit like "Dude, you just didn't give it enough of a chance....the game shines when you roll up a greased copy of this month's Arcadia and jam it in your bunghole while playing." I've been a militant 2-D fighting fan since the first day I laid eyes on SF2 back in March 1991. Anyone who thinks these production values outshine the likes of SSF2X or FFS or any other classic from SNK or Capcom needs to have their shit monkeystomped by a fat, naked midget on crystal meth with diarrhea.
Thanks Playmore...you saved me $325 by producing the biggest piece of shit in recent memory. My friends and I will now go forth and play lots of VF4Evo and games made back when the words 'SNK' and 'Capcom' actually meant QUALITY.
I'm sure the usual suspects will come out and bash me for being negative or a 'Playmore hater'.
Too bad. I'd rather risk all of the bullshit headed my way over this post and at least perhaps save ONE person from dumping a load of cash on an absolute turd.
<small>[ August 21, 2003, 12:39 AM: Message edited by: Loopz ]</small>
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