So this is why we have Enrish in Neo games!

Wolf

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Deuce

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Best Engrish ever:

A t-shirt covered in newsprint of various meaningless English stuff. There's only one notable bit of Engrish, but it sums up absolutely everything that makes Engrish entertaining:

"Learnig can brings brilliance."

Spelled exactly like that. Gotta love it. I just wish the t-shirt was mine. ;)

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Wolf

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Yeah, but if you read closely you'll see that the above English is by Aruze corp!
 

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Yeah, I know... but you've gotta admit, "Learnig can brings brilliance" pure, distilled essence of Engrish. Confirmed to cause cancer in laboratory rats! :D

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Sega's Virtua Fighter 4 arcade instruction cards have some good Engrish on them. Two that cracked me up went somewhat like:

"When going over stage fence, it is Ring Out."

"If you got 2 rounds, you got win."

This is probably not the exact wording, but it's something close.
 
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