This guy deserves a serious beating.

Loefye

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What a idiot, the review speaks for itself:
<a href="http://dreamcast.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r19117.htm" target="_blank">http://dreamcast.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r19117.htm</a>

This just goes to prove that 99% of US gamers suck. Read what this fucking dumbass says down at the bottom of the review... very_ang

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Lagduf

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mikace01:
This just goes to prove that 99% of US gamers suck.
No, it doesn't prove 99.9% of US gamers suck.

It just proves that the guy didn't like the game. Although i must say i thought that review was not well written at all (quite poorly written actually). He just completely slammed the game without going into any real detail as to why he thought the game was bad.
 

Devil_Gans

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Damn, that was one of the most ignorant and biased reviews I have ever read.That guy clearly has NO IDEA about what he is talking about.He deserves to be beaten.Beating him isn't enough.He should be killed.
I would be even more pissed if he ever says the same thing in a KOF review.

*Orochi mode off* :D

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Loefye

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Lagduf:
mikace01:
This just goes to prove that 99% of US gamers suck.
No, it doesn't prove 99.9% of US gamers suck.

It just proves that the guy didn't like the game. Although i must say i thought that review was not well written at all (quite poorly written actually). He just completely slammed the game without going into any real detail as to why he thought the game was bad.
He shouldn't be reviewing fighters then if he doesn't like them. Calling the game filth, and saying it has the worst graphics that he has ever seen is idiotic, Im sorry. I am not mad about the score, I am mad about the text.

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Lagduf

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mikace01:
Lagduf:
mikace01:
This just goes to prove that 99% of US gamers suck.
No, it doesn't prove 99.9% of US gamers suck.

It just proves that the guy didn't like the game. Although i must say i thought that review was not well written at all (quite poorly written actually). He just completely slammed the game without going into any real detail as to why he thought the game was bad.
He shouldn't be reviewing fighters then if he doesn't like them. Calling the game filth, and saying it has the worst graphics that he has ever seen is idiotic, Im sorry. I am not mad about the score, I am mad about the text.
Oh i agree with what you are saying. The man truly didnt have a damn clue about what he was talking about. Its quite clear when he says gamers can look forward to MORTAL KOMBAT 5 (i got a good laugh out of that).

However i took offense to you saying 99.9% of all US gamers suck. That was uncalled for and really had nothing to do with the that review. In fact it made me think you had something in common with the author of that review - both of you don't know what you're talking about.

Edit: Just noticed you were located in Roseville, CA - which was where i was born. Its small world after all.

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Buro Destruct

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Louis Bedigian is what normal humans refer to as "obsessed." He waited in line for more than eight hours to get a PlayStation 2. He watched Tech TV for more than 20 hours just to see a few minutes of footage of Munch's Oddysee and Luigi's Mansion. Despite being one of his least-favorite games, he rented Zone of the Enders twice in March. Not for the game itself, only so he could beat the MGS2 demo again! And again! And again....

Through the years of obsessing over games, Louis found something else to obsess over: writing. Expressing his cheers and jeers about games turned out to be just as fun as actually playing them, if not better in some cases. His love of games and writing is what brought him to GameZone Online and he couldn't be happier.
This is the bio for the reviewer in question.

Its this kind of fat-fuck(we all know this faggot's a fucking blimp in shorts), small brained stereotype greaseball that really pisses me off to no end. Wow, great job on being a next-gen corporate tool you fucking cuntrag, how the fuck did you get this job? Burrito eating contest?

Obviously Shinnosuke was stolen from Onimusha, god forbid a precious PS2 game be placed any lower than "PURE GENIUS" on this jiggly trashcan's list, fucking twat.

And yeah, way to drop the ball Agetec? Who the FUCK is this clown? I seriously hope he's choking to death on his own bile, or clutching at his heart as it feebly attempts to escape his lard encaged chest. Fucking moron.

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"In fact in made me think you had something in common with the author of that review - both of you don't know what you're talking about."

does he deserve to be beaten as well?
 

Buro Destruct

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zorro:
"In fact in made me think you had something in common with the author of that review - both of you don't know what you're talking about."

does he deserve to be beaten as well?
Wow, way to further along the thread of discussion there, Einstein. What a useless post.

And no, mikace01 was using an exaggeration about U.S. gamers. While a large majority of them are in fact burger-swilling, grease-sucking, sweaty balls of pent up parental anger and cynicism, such as our dear pal Louis here, there's definitely more than a 1% section of the American gamer market that knows what it's doing/talking about.
 

BILLY

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What the hell?

A lot of people review ports as if they were next gen console original games. If you don't even know that the game was created for different hardware and then ported, you have no business writing a review of the game.

If you're sitting there playing LB2 and wondering why it doesn't look like Shen Mue, at what point does a light bulb go off and you realize it's a freakin' port? oh_no

Here's a nice little quote from another LB2 review at that site:

“The Last Blade 2” often winds up being an exercise in rapid-fire button mashing. As a matter of fact, attempting to apply strategy to your first few matches will actually hinder you chances of winning. You’ll be much better off just charging forward and tapping the “A” button as quickly as you can – this will result in victory.
Sheer brilliance lol
 

mog

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He should just replace every instance of "Last Blade 2" with "King of Fighters 2002" and then drop the graphics score down to a 5 also.
 

Lagduf

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Buro Destruct:
zorro:
"In fact in made me think you had something in common with the author of that review - both of you don't know what you're talking about."

does he deserve to be beaten as well?
Wow, way to further along the thread of discussion there, Einstein. What a useless post.

And no, mikace01 was using an exaggeration about U.S. gamers. While a large majority of them are in fact burger-swilling, grease-sucking, sweaty balls of pent up parental anger and cynicism, such as our dear pal Louis here, there's definitely more than a 1% section of the American gamer market that knows what it's doing/talking about.
While i suppose im proud to not be a "burger swilling, grease sucking, sweaty ball of pent up anger" like our friend Louis it just really does get old when people slam on U.S. gamers as a whole. I just thought it was funny Mikeace would say something ignorant like that and then point us to a very ignorant review and claim the author should be beaten.

After reading the bio on our good pal Louis i really almost feel bad for the guy. Maybe a good beating will knock him to his senses.
 

daybona

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Come on, without morons like this we would have nothing to laugh about. I think he may have a promising future in comedy writing. Ignorance, especially about video games, is funny.
 

Tarma

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Why does he slate the graphics and yet still score them at 8.5??

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but this guy is just fucking retarded... button masher? wtf?
Shit graphics but I'll still give them 8.5?... dick oh_no annoyed
 

OmegaSaber

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"TLB2 is just another average game that makes gamers who didn't buy a Dreamcast glad they waited for PS2. "

lol lol lol

Wow, just...wow. Ignorance is indeed bliss I suppose.

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ResO

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"music so low in quality that it sounds like a cartridge."


I honestly can't find a proper response to such an idiotic comment. spock
 

roker

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Speaking of Kaede, there's also a character in the game named Shinnosuke. Is it me or have the developers been playing too much of Onimusha?

My favorite quote, not only did Onimusha come out wayyy after The Last Blade Series was conceived, but the game is based on an actual History era, not some artist's vision.
 

Kao_Pai

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What do you expect from one of the few people on the planet that <a href="http://xbox.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r19990.htm" target="_blank">liked</a> Kakuto Chojin. If you want a good laugh, have a look and do a contrast and compare with his LB2 review.

Without giving my opinion on percentages, I would say that this guy represents the majority of US gamers, a bunch of drooling philistines.
 

roker

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webmaster@gamezone.com

his email adress, in case someone wants to enlighten this guy.
 

John_Smith

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Maybe the 99% bit was a bit overstated, but I can certainly understand the emotion that can drive one to make this sort of judgement. This guy is truly the type of ignorant, shallow moron that just begs to be hated. I’m seriously pissed off with the things he's noted in his review and it comes across as just one bit opinionated ass f#@k!

Some of us here may be considered to be part of the old school, but that doesn't mean to say we're stuck back in the early nineties gaming climate and can't move on, and as far as I'm concerned we've been blessed to have been able to enjoy the evolution of gaming and in most cases truly be able to appreciate good from bad! Hell most of us have next-gen consoles as well as our Neo stuff but come back to the Neo not coz its somehow novel or niche, but because of the amazing gaming experience to be had. I mean far too many 'kids' these days are sold on high-end 3D and if you ask any of them, games are just getting better and better! The fact is games are no better now they ever have been in the past, they're simply different. Good 3D can create an amazing, enveloping environment and be absorbing in its own way but this not to say that quality 2D games are not also a thing of beauty. The artistic quality to titles like Metal Slug and indeed Last Blade 2 is highly impressive if you're open to it. And the responsiveness, attention to detail and depth is just high as any 'next-gen' title. What’s sad is a lot of newbie gamer’s taste has become so shallow and superficial that they're sold on the gloss and 'wow factor' and apparently this is what makes the game. Very sad, where is it all gonna end up folks???

In closing, when I can stroll into one of the biggest arcades in Australia (in the Crown Casino Melbourne for anyone who’s interested) and wander in one end and out the other and think to myself, there is not one game in there I ‘really’ wanna play, that’s getting scary. Where’s the love gone, so many developers seem to have forgotten what made games great once. And good ol Louis is just foamin at the mouth waiting for the next bit of eye candy, poor bastard, he just doesn’t get it!
:rolleyes:
 

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He has no idea what a good game really is.

If he was dying of thirst, I wouldn't let him drink the sweat out of my ass crack.
 
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I hear ya! When I was a kid we didn't have these "video games". All we had were "Audio games". "Marco...polo", "marco....polo". Kids these days with their cellular phones and their <a href="http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/" target="_blank"> slang </a>, and those yogourt in tubes? Man, I just can't understand em. oh_no
 

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He has this "This game suck cos' I suck" attitude that has been very popular among most ignorants who can't play the game for shit and yet disses it without any solid proof as to why they hate the game or why the game sucks.Very typical...very typical... :rolleyes:
 

JHendrix

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This is the icing on the cake!

Multiplayer: 5
If a video game isn't any fun to play by yourself, it's likely that it won't be any fun to play with others either. That remains true with The Last Blade 2.
For someone who "loves fighting games" he doesn't know jack SHIT about how they're supposed to be played.

Honestly how much fun do you have playing a fighter by yourself? Singleplayers mostly suck (w/ the exception of SC and VF4 since they add so much to DO in their single player). Thing is for him to say that about a fighter just proves how little he knows about the genre. Or the fact that he just doesn't know how to play one properly.

Oh yeah, thing is I thought this was a review of KOF, which I can understand bitching about graphics it never was the Neo's benchmark of a graphical powerhouse. LB2 and MOTW will be the kind of fighters that do that. Which is why I find it hard to see someone complaining about LB2's graphics, I mean it's like saying something like SF3 or GGX2 look like crap. I mean LB2 is one of those games that just looks good no matter what way you look at it.

Pretty friggin sick kid if you asked me.

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Talen

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I would swear that that review was posted as flamebait if the kid hadn't written other reviews as well. I agree with Buro, I used to see cunts like this all the time while working at various game stores, arguing with them at all was pointless as they were opinionated and ignorant, nothing else could possibly be correct. The only way to trump them is to ask about a girlfriend or why their mom drove their 20 year old ass to the mall. I'm not really upset by the review at all, you want to get pissed off at reviews? Go read the user reviews at gamespot or ebword. Everything is either 1 star or 5 stars as people try to sway the overall rating with their single comment not to mention the tripe that passes for commentary along with the rating quite often it's on unreleased games too.
 
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