May I have your attention please....will the real japhei please stand up....

kyo geo

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We're gonna have a problem here.....

He sells like hes never sold a genuine cart before,
bootlegs all over the board,
like ngf when the feds broke down their door, started litigation on behalf of playmore,
Throwing them into liquidation

Its the return of the...
ah wait,no way, your kidding...
he didnt just say his stuff was legit...did he?

And dion dakis said.....nothing you idiots
Dion dakis is finished
Hes locked in a court battle!

Effeminete men love monkey cheung
scanky scanky scanky biker kid,
Im sick of him,
look at him,
walking around
playing with his you know what
Yeah, but he so annoying though

hes probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose,
But no worse than whats going on in Chris and Dions bedroom,
Sometimes he just wants to come on the forum and let loose but cant
cos he to busy drinking his own love juice
your posts get on my tits, your post get on my tits,
and if im lucky vanilla thunder will smash your face to bits
and this is the message we deliver to newbies and kids
as we expect them not to know what one of your
kof mvs carts is

of course their gonna learn what kind of person you are by the time theyve been robbed
They got this forum for reference dont they?

you aint nothin but a scammer....
well also a spammer who clogs up this board in an irritating manor
but if you want go on selling dodgy merchandise and bootleg jamma
then theres no reason not to visit you at home with a large hammer
Cos if you feel how I feel then thats the answer
Wed like to break your fucking nose,
Hear this chorus and it goes....

You are japhei,
yes your the real japhei
All these alias's you go by really are quite gay,
So wont the real japhei please get lost, please get lost, please get lost.

Japhei dont gotta sell genuine products to dobusiness.
Well, we do
So screw him and screw aaron lewis too.


ok, thats enough for now. Ive just given him more time than he deserves. Post will be edited for completion later. Hope you all enjoy.
 

Catman

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What's worse is reading the post and thinking of eminem's whiny voice.

God I hate Eminem too.
 

kyo geo

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Agreed, im not the biggest fan but was faced with 2 problems when I wrote this post.

1- For one reason or another, the song has been so overplayed that the lyrics force their way in to your head.

2- I wanted to make sure evryone knew the theme, and it seemed like a good idea. Oh well.
 

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew

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Eminem is annoying, but he can rhyme very well. Can be funny at times too.

Too bad whoever produces his beats is total shit.
 
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id donkey punch for that line about me
and pull your balls out your ass

just a thought though.

good lines,
 

Big Shady

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Thats actually a very well done parody, mad props to my boy kyo geo buttrock
 

rhiohki

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hayhayboy2003:
id donkey punch for that line about me
and pull your balls out your ass

just a thought though.

good lines,
HAANCO-STFU BEOTCH
 

kyo geo

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Big Shady:
Thats actually a very well done parody, mad props to my boy kyo geo buttrock
Thanks, I thought all this thread was going to consist of was people telling me how much they hate eminem.
 
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