FIC: The Leonhart - Katatama Detective Agency, Part 1

We start our story in the Slow and Quiet Kansas City Suburbs...The Home of the Leonhart - Katatama Detective Agency where our heroes Kazuki "1313" Katatama and Mycah Leonhart are playing a nice rousing game of Mark of the Wolves on Mycah's NeoRAGE x....

Kazuki: Why do you keep grabing ROCK HOWARD?!?
Maych: I need to gear up for CAPCOM vs. SNK 2!!!

*The Doorbell Rings*

Mycah: Damn it!...*goes to get the door*....Yes? *Sees Chun Li dressed up in a trench coat* ...Can I....Help.......you?
Chun Li: Is this the Leonhart-Katatama Detective Agency?
Mycah: Why yes it...Come on in!!!.....YO 'ZUKI!

---This Episode of LKDA brought to you by Summer's Breeze---
Kyo and his father are walking through the woods...

Kyo: Dad...do you ever get that...you know....that "Not so Fresh Feeling"???
Saisyu: Why yes I do son...
Kyo: What do you do for it Dad?
Saisyu: I wash my nuts son...
----And now back to LKDA!!!!!!!----

*Kazuki come running upstairs and sees Chun Li*

Kazuki: @_@ oro!
Mycah: How can we help you Ms. Li?
Chun Li: Where are your bosses?
Kazuki: What are you talking about?
Mycah: We are THE bosses!
Chun Li: Well in that case I'll take my case somewhere else I need ADULTS to take care of this...
Kazuki: WE ARE ADULTS!!! Hell I'm 18 and Mycah...Well look at him!!! you can just tell he's old!
Mycah: Yeah!!!...*thinks*....HEY!
Chun Li: Well if the 2 of you are mature adults then help me this!!! *opens up her trench coat and all she is wearing is a bra and panties*
Mycah: ORO!!! @_@ *faints*
Kazuki: wow.
Chun Li: As I was saying...*walks to the door*
Mycah: NO WAIT!!! We'll help you!!!
Kazuki: We have low low fees!!!
Chun Li: How low?
Mycah: On your knees low!!!
Chun Li: Really?!?!?
Kazuki: OH YEAH!!!
Mycah: So Ms. Li step into my bedroom errrrr I mean office and let's talk about your case.

More Later!!!

*begin Street Fighter II V end music*
On the next LKDA
Kazuki and Mycah hear Chun Li's Story and figure out what to do...
Will they take the case? (only if they have a brain!)
Will they get some?
Will Mycah's girlfriend kill him for looking at a 1/2 naked Chun Li?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!
Same Detective Site!!!
Same Detective Board!!!
Same Detective Fic!!!!!

GONA BURN SOME MUSCLE!!!
They Fight the Mighty

-------This Public Service Announcement is brought to you in part by the LKDA-------

*Little Timmy is in the basement with some members from his church*

Timmy: Are you sure god wants us to tie us up and whip us?
MrJerry: Of course Timmy, it is to show our love for one another
Women1: Yes, it isnt a sin to get pleasure from sexual intercourse
Timmy: But, your whipping each other!
Women2: Pleasure, pain, whats the diffrence? Now whip me!

*A faint mist begins to gentle fill the room*

Timmy: But i dont want to....
MrJerry: GOD COMMANDS YOU!!! huh?

*SWIPE, SWIPE, SWIPE*
*myst fills room*
*SWIPE, SWIPE, SWIPE*

Timmy: What the? *Jerry and the two women are standing still*

*shadowy figure stands arms crossed, head bowed*

????: You should never beleive what the BDSM Christians say
Timmy: Who are you?
????: My name is Onikirimaru... *eyes open and he locks eyes with Timmy, Jerry and the Two Women's head suddenly fall off* ...the DEMON SLAYER!!!
Timmy: Wow Oni the Fanfic guy? Your funny!
Oni: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! BDSM Christians twist the word of the bible to suit themselves and their sordid affairs. Do not misunderstand me, BDSM is Cool, Christianity is Cool, but BDSM and Christianity must NEVAR mix!
Timmy: OK Oni!
Oni: I must leave you know, farewell, and dont talk to strangers in Black Leather bustiers unless your 18 or over!
Timmy: Thanks Oni!!!...OH! And now I know!!!
Oni: And Knowing is half the battle!

*to the tune of G.I.Jooooooe*
FAAAAN FIC GUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!!!

This Message was brought to you by your local Hammer Pants Ninja Chapter

The Hammer-pants Ninja's, sworn to protect the world from the BDSM Christians Leathery Guantlet of Power
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*cue SF2V pre episode music*
It the last Episode of LKDA.......
A Beautiful woman named Chun Li comes to Mycah & Kazuki 1/2 naked needing help...

In the Office of Mycah and Kazuki Chun Li is being asked questions about her problem...

Kazuki: *pops in the Jet Grind Radio Soundtrack*
Mycah: *drools at Chun Li*
Chun Li: Are you O.K.?
Kazuki: Excuse my partner, He'll be fine...So Miss Li tell me about your problem?
Chun Li: Well you see it all started when...

*flashback*

Chun Li: Ryu honey when are we gona...you know....do it? I mean look at Ken and Eliza!!!
Ryu: I can't dear...I have to fight next month....I have to be ready!!!
Chun Li: You mean I took those Yoga classes at the Kwik-e-Mart with Dhalsim for NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?
Ryu: *chanting to himself very quickly* the fight is all, the fight is all, the fight is all.......

Kazuki: Ummmmmmmmm.......No Miss Li...Why are you here 1/2 naked?
Mycah: Marshmallow, Marshmallow...squeeze, squeeze!!!!!!!
Chun Li: hunh?...oro?....OH!!! THAT PROBLEM!!!
Kazuki: Yes Miss Li THAT problem...Please continue.
Chun Li: Hunh?!??!...O.K.!!! Where is the start button?....And the countdown?.......funny...I don't remember fighting anyone.
Kazuki: *sigh* v_v.......CAPCOM needs to get off they're butts and step up the AI.

-------Thie Episode of LKDA is brought to you by "The Legacy of Dan Hibiki"-------
Coming Soon on GameFAQs....

A Tale of Action!

Granny: Come 'ere you pesky kid!
Dan: Waaahh! *gets run off sidewalk*

Romance!

Dan: You dont love me, you just love my doggy style! Now go fix me some Fried Chicken and Kool Aid!

Espionage!

Geese: Oh yes, one moment. Ok, um hmm, yes, wire then billion trillion dollars to my swiss bank acount. uhmm hmm, yes i will buy 5 thousand shares of Dreamcast as long as they stay.....
Phone: Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
Geese: *slams phone down quickly* Uhhh, Damn AT&T!

Insanity!

*A bloody hand reaches the back glass*
Chunny: Thats....
*DAN pulls himself up, his gi torn and bloodied, a tire track across his chest*
Dan: Let me In! The Weasels will eat me!

Horror!

Roll: I am Lucifer! *spits Green gook at Dan*
Dan: DaaahH! Yuck!

Tragedy!

Jin: Yeah! All right hotpockets! Ill just heat...huh? WHAT! THERE IS ONLY ONE!

Running Gags!

Akuma: Me Suit!

Smut!

Joe: *pulls back curtain*
Mai Shiranui: EEEEEKKKK!!!
King: Whoops!! *hides behind Mai*

And VENGENCE!!!

Dan: I don't care what fairy tales you read and who readem' to ya, but know this. NOBODY MESSES WITH ME, MY FRIENDS, MY HO, OR MY KID!!!

From Start to Finish, More than a year in the making.......

"The Legacy of Dan Hibiki"

-------And now back to LKDA!!!!!!!-------

Chun Li: Where is the countdown voice?!?! HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE LEFT?!?!?!?!, WHO BEAT ME?!?!?!?!
Kazuki: No Miss Li...I mean contiune with the story of why you are here.
Chun Li: OH YEAH!!!!!!! oh well ya see Mai stole my 3rd strike outfit!!!
Kazuki: HUNH?!?!?!?! That's it?!?!?!?
Chun Li: What do ya mean "That's It" HELL NAW THAT AIN'T IT!!!!!!! I ain't got NOTHING TO WEAR for CAPCOM vs. SNK 2!!!!!!!
Kazuki: oro?
Chun Li: You think with all of those rich guys like paying for the tournament ya think someone would BUY me another out fit but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuki: Miss Li Please there are children taking a nap upstairs...
Chun Li: They wanted "SOMETHING IN RETURN"
Kazuki: Miss Li please...
Chun Li: So I say HEY! I ain't like Mai!!!!!!
Kazuki: You're the WEAKEST woman in the world!!!
Chuni Li: What?!?!?!?!?
Kazuki: Thank you...now why can't you wear one of your OTHER outfits? Like the SF2 one or even the Alpha/Zero one...I like that one the best myself and............
Chun Li: WHAT?!?!?!?! I CAN'T WEAR THOSE!!!!!!!! Look at my hips now!!! Look at my Thighs!!! *shows Mycah and Kazuki her "assets"
Mycah: *falls into his own pool of drool* orooooooooooo..................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............@_@
Chun Li: I can't wear those outfits anymore!!!
Kazuki: I see Miss Li...We'll take your case!!! Now where were thye outfit stolen at?!?
Chun Li: In the Cleveland Ghetto, On St. Clair!!!
Mycah: THE CLEVELAND GHETTO?!?!?!?!?!?
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*cue up SF2V end music*

On the next Episode of LKDA!!!
Mycah and Kazuki go to the Cleveland Ghettos of the East Side to find out what happened to Chun Li's outfit...

Will they find it?
Will this be a homecomming for Mycah?
Will they get some?
WHY WAS CHUN LI IN THE GHETTO ANYWAYS?!?!?!?!?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!
Same Detective Site!!!
Same Detective Board!!!
Same Detective Fic!!!!!

On the next Episode of...LKDA!!!....

GONA BURN SOME MUSCLE!!!
They Fight the Mighty

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CONTACT MYCAH LEONHART!!!!!!!

E-Mail: alphatwo@hotmail.com
MSN Messenger: alphatwo@hotmail.com
AOL Instant Messenger: Mycah Leonhart
ICQ: 127052540
Web Site: It's the 2nd line in my Sig.!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THIS FROM
THAT MORONISH SOAP OPERA-"Passions"??????????
I CAN`t stand that little freak Timmy and the
pervert witch..But some gals are cool thoug..
O_O!