My KoF Parody of TLC's "No Scrubs"

Iie-Kyo

Morden's Lackey
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No Scrub - a parody made by Iie-Kyo

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's good
Also known as a cheap-ass
Always hiding behind their Seth strikers
And turtles away like a coward

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CHORUS:
No, I can't stand your turtling
No, I don't want to deal with that crap
And no, I don't want to break through that shit
And no, I don't want you wasting my time so...

No, I don't want to play a scrub
A scrub is a kind of player who'd get no respect from me
Trying to break through their shell
With my best KOF skillz
Trying to piss off me

I don't want to play a scrub
A scrub is a kind of player who'd get no respect from me
Trying to break through their shell
With my best KOF skillz
Trying to piss off me
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But a scrub's challenging me
And his KOF skills is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot beat me
'cause I got the fricken skillz that gives me a fricken thrill
And I'll beat his sorry ass so...

***CHORUS***

If you have the DM stock and you're turtling
Oh yes chickenshit, I'm talking to you
If you hide behind your A. Iori strikers
Oh yes chickenshit, I'm talking to you
If you have an opening but you don't counter
Oh yes chickenshit, I'm talking to you
Wanna challenge me being all scrubby
Oh no I don't want no...

No scrub
No scrub (no no)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no) No

CHORUS x 4

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So what do you guys think of it? Any changes I should make to the verses and stuff?
 
M

Miaka

Guest
nice work with the lyrics.

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Indeed!
 

Fat Cat Lim

Geese's Thug
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Posts
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I LOVE IT!
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Crap...I need to download the real song just so I can sing-along to it!
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Fat Cat Lim
 

Iie-Kyo

Morden's Lackey
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Posts
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Thanks. When I heard this song (through no fault of my own, of course) I went "whoa, this is begging for a kof parody!".

Let's hope the next KoF 2001 isn't a scrubby turtler's fest.
 

VinylBoy

Vanessa's Drinking Buddy,
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All we need now is a video tape of bad tournament footage, and vocals by Athena and the "Band Of Fighters". <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

Iie-Kyo

Morden's Lackey
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Video tape them tournaments with Joe flying all over the place! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
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