Episode 2 of 5: My jury.(part 1 of 2)
OT: It is said that when it rains it pours.
SMC: This nutcase is harmless. Put your guns away. Careful though.
LWK: His pajamas are slippery. I'm losing my grip. **IE cracks LWK's hand** Ack..my hand.
IE: Sorry oficer. **thinking** Man this is crazy. I got to get outta here.
NGML: Let me get a crack at this motherfucker. **IE lifts NGML onto his back**
I thought you said this guy was harmless.
LWK: That was before he broke my knuckles.
IE: **tosses NGML at the others** That seductress is mine. (Ahem). Uh, legally speaking.
SMC: Get off me.
LWK: You're on my leg.
AC: I'm trying to get up.
NGML: **thinking** I wonder what's for dinner.
LWK: He's taking the car. That does it. I'm gonna bust a couple slugs in this asshole.
SMC: No! You might accidentally hit a pedestrian.
LWK: OK OK OK
AC: I thought the sarge told you about leaving the keys in the squad car
NGML: Sorry.
IE: **driving squad car** Those cops wasted my time. What's worse is I don't know where the fuck I'm going. I almost had her. I could be driving all day before I...
Krizalid (dispatcher): Attention all units
IE: Huh?
Krizalid: AAll units in the vicinity of the 1800 block of Platinum Avenue. Two costumed characters. One female and one male have fled the scene of a previous 909. The female last seen driving est on Concordia. The male is.. Hey.. He.. He's driving one of our squad cars.
IE: BET! This is the break I need.
OT: Meanwhile, WB is speeding down the street.
WB: Where shall I shop next. **A squad car pulls up behind** Huh? Hey! This jackass is trying to run me off the... **WB's car is sent flying into the air and it lands crashing into the garbage dump**
OT: All crime must come to an end. No matter how abrupt.
WB: Oh no, not you.
IE: I hope it's clear to you that crime stinks.
OT: Moments later the 4 cops pull up in another squad car.
AC: I can't wait to get out and arrest these punks.
NGML: **thinking** I can't wait till you get out.. You need a bath.
LWK: Dispatcher, we found the perpetrator's vehicle and car #6. No suspects in sight.
AC: Use two hands Neo.
NGML: I don't wanna spill my soda.
SMC: Hey I found the girl.
LWK: I heard rumors that this chick can mesmerize.
AC: Well I don't feel a thing.
NGML: Maybe she likes us.
SMC: Ahh shit something stinks.
[Shows WB tied up with a fire hose]
WB: I want my phone call, I want my lawyer, I WANT MY BEAUTICIAN.
OT: Several hous later in the couthouse.
Gun: I can't say this enough. We gotta make sure this lady don't slip through our fingers. If we don't. **IE comes in** IE!! About time you arrived. The place is jumpin for joy.
Kyo-wa: Hi IE.
IE: Hi Kyo-wa. Achoo! Sorry I'm late Gun but I..
Gun: Looky here IE. I don't have time for excuses. Listen up. The mayor's office called and he wants action taken on that selection, uh suction, uh abductress, uh whatever she is put behind bars in 2 days. He gave us the go ahead to do what we gotta do.
Kyo-wa: That's right IE. I just got back from the jury selection committee and that part is ready. The judge presiding the case is judge Synapse.
IE: That's great. Synapse has a reputation for being very dtermined to clean up Neonagi. Who's handling the case for the city?
Gun: Why, you are IE. Heh Heh. You are.
Kyo-wa: WHAT?! gun you promised me the next big case. I've been waiting a long time for something like this and you gave it to IE?! You know I can handle it.
Gun: Look Kyo-wa, I don't wanna take any chances. I know you're good but you know IE is...
Kyo-wa: Yeah Yeah I know the deal. I know the real deal. You still think I'm some young legal assistant who should be fetching your coffee right?
IE: Gun, you promised her and I don't mind if..
Kyo-wa: You don't have to take up for me IE. I think Gun doubts that I can handle the case. You think that I'm incompetent.
Gun: kyo-wa, you're acting irrational. Decisions are made to be broken. You need to calm down.
Kyo-wa: Calm Down?! I'll show you calm down. I QUIT!!!
IE: Kyo-wa come back. **door slams**
Gun: I know I know. You don't like it. Well, I don't like it either. But the mayor is breathin down my neck. I know she got the bum deal but that's the business we're in.
IE: The system will never be right if it constantly supresses those who have potential. I'm gona see if I can find her.
Gun: Look, we don't have time to chase her down. You got a courtdate. Pick up the file on the deductress. I mean seductress in the legal files office. I'll talk to you tommorrow I got an appointment with the mayor.
IE: No Gun, I will find her and both she and I will work the case. We're a team. **door slams**
Gun: **thinking** I'm sorry. But, it's the system.
[This message has been edited by Orochi Tigresa (edited April 26, 2001).]