Toshinden: The Anime (Out takes!!)

Testament

Krauser's Shoe Shiner
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Here are some Toshinden: The anime out takes I did a long time ago. Seeing how my Toshinden Fanfiction site is down, I'll just post em here. Tell me what you think

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Toshinden Out Takes
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Scene: Big Explosion at the bridge
Soldier: Look, up on the bridge.
(Camera zooms up to where Sho is staring out into space singing to himself)
Sho: I'm just sitting here wasting my ti.....oh....I guess I should pay attention.
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Fo and Sho fighting in an alley. Sho is cornered
Fo: It's a dead end Sho. In an alley this narrow, you can't attack at full power.
Sho: Careful Old Fool
Fo: WHAT!?
Sho: I said CAREFUL OLD FOOL!
Fo: WHAT!?
Sho: I SAID...CAREFUL OLD FOOL!!!!!!
Stage Manager: Uhh, Sho...umm.. 'what' was Fo's line
Sho: ........shit.
Director: CUT!!


Scene: Eiji riding his motorcycle.
(The motorcycle hits a bump)
Eiji: OH SH......AHHHHHH!!!
*THUNK*
Eiji: My pancrease!!
Director: CUT!!

Take 2
Scene: Eiji riding his motorcycle.
(Eiji gets off of the motorcycle and tries to pull off his helmet)
Eiji: Ummm...It's stuck!! Guys, Help!!
(Sho and Kayin's laughter is heard in the background)
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji facing an armored Gaia
Gaia: Hey Eiji! Wanna know what an astronaught can do in his space suit.
(silence)
Eiji: Man!! That is sick!!
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Gaia and Eiji talking then a bright light appears in the background
Chaos: Hold it Gaia!
Gaia: Chaos
Eiji: Guys, I all I can't see. There are little dots everywhere! (Eiji swats the air)
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji talking to himself. Kayin comes out.
Kayin: It's been awhile Eiji.
Eiji: Kayin
(Kayin pauses)
Kayin: Ummmmm.....Do you do the do?
Eiji: Do you?
Kayin: Do you?
Eiji: Do you do the do?
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Mondo and Sho are ready to fight
Mondo: I'll use the Goreekitutatooloo.....Goreekadustie......Gorekeefufushooshooruru.....
crap it all.
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji walking his motorcycle along a side road. A soccor ball flys in the air
*CRACK*
Eiji: Son of a BITCH!
Child: Hehe, you said a bad word
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Sofia attempted to stab Eiji and they both jump out the window. Sofia is in her
battle outfit however....
Sofia: *snicker* um, Eiji....You forgot something.
Eiji: What?
(Muffed laughing is heard in the background. It appears to be Sho and Kayin laughing.
Eiji looks down)
Eiji: OH SHIT!!!
Sho: Eiji! Hide your shame!
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji comforting Sofia.
Sho: Eiji!
Eiji: Sho! Did you do this to her?
Sho: So what if I did
Eiji: Well.....it's wrong.
Sho: You forgot your line, didn't you.
Eiji: Shut up.
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji just defeated Sho.
Eiji: That's check and mate, it's over!
(Sho jumps up and bows)
Sho: Good job PaRappa, you can go on to the next level.
Eiji: Yahoo, Alright!
Director: (slap forhead) CUT!!

Take 2
Scene: Eiji just defeated Sho.
Eiji: That's check and mate, it's over!
(Sho is still on the ground)
Eiji: Sho, you're supposed to jump up.
Sho: I can't.
Eiji: Why.
Sho: My pants is too tight and it just ripped at an imbarassing spot.
Eiji: BWA HA HA HA HA!!
Director: (takes aspirn) CUT!!

Take 3

Scene: Sho was defeated and jumps up.
Sho: It can't be, I was defeat. LADY URANUS.
Eiji: Uranus?
(long pause)
Sho: Lady Uranus....helloooo! Your supposed to impale me with an arrow!
(camera zooms over to the side and you see Uranus eating a sandwich and sipping
coffee)
Uranus: Missed my cue, didn't I?
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Ellis is about to throw the knives then Kayin walks in and she gets startled.
Circus Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Ellis and Kayin look over. The Guy on the board has a knife that was millmeters away
from nailing him in a place that would really REALLY hurt.)
Circus Guy: Watch where you're throwing that thing!!
Director: CUT!!

Scene: Eiji and Kayin talking to Ellis about the man machine project.
Ellis: Well that's just fine! Why didn't they come collect any data on me?
Eiji: Maybe because your data isn't worth that much.
Kayin: Yep, bet Eiji's right.
(Elllis' eyes get all glossy)
Ellis: *sniff* You....mean.....WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Eiji: No no!! Your not suppose to cry!
Kayin: Your suppose to put a knife at our throats!
Ellis: You two can *sob* GO TO HELL!! *sniffle* *sob*
Director: CUT! JUST CUT!!

Scene: Gaia catches a Ellis who got poisonous blades shot at her.
Eiji and Kayin: ELLIS!
Gaia: Ellis
(Ellis starts giggling uncontrollably)
Chaos: There goes a dramatic scene down the crapper.
Director: (drinks 50th cup of coffee) CUT!!

Scene: Tracy intarigating Kayin
Tracy: You better tell me whats going on. There was strange people lurking around that
circus. A girl with a poison that we never heard of and we don't know who the hell the
muffin man is!!
(Kayin starts laughing)
Director: CUT!!!

Take 2

Scene: Tracy intarigating Kayin
Tracy: You better tell me whats going on. There was strange people lurking around that
circus. A girl with a poison that we never heard of and don't feed me that line of fighting
off a stray dog because this doesn't look like your run of the mill street fight.
Kayin: Breath mint
Director: (rips a wad of his hair out) CUT!!!!

Take 3
Tracy: You better tell me whats going on. There is a very attactive guy over there eating
MY donuts and I demand to know his name.
Kayin: That is Sho. Sho Shinjo. Spelled S-H-O
(Camera zooms over to Sho who is eating all the donuts)
Sho: (spitting crumbs out) Hey!!
Kayin: Revenge is sweet.
(Tracy walks over to Sho and beats the tar out of him)
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!

Scene: Eiji, Tracy and Kayin talking about the hide out.
Tracy: Great! Then we'll go busting in!
Eiji: (hits the wall and breaks a hole in it) Wow....I didn't think it would brake.
Kayin: Cheesy props.
Ellis: Ha ha ha!!
Tracy: Your supposed to be in coma.
Ellis: Oh yeah
Director: CUT!!!

Take 2
Scene: Eiji, Tracy and Kayin talking about the hide out.
Tracy: Great! Then we'll go busting in!
Eiji: (hits the wall) That's the problem. We don't know where the hide out is!
Sofia: I know where it is
<Sofia forgot the open the door>
*SMACK*
Sofia: Son of a.....
Kayin: Theirs children present!
Sofia: <holding her face> Fart it all!!
Director: CUT!! DAMMIT CUT!!!

Scene: Uranus is confronted by Eiji, Kayin and Gaia
Uranus: (holds up disk) I have all the data here!
(knife flies out of no where and misses the disk. It flies by Kayin and nearly cuts Eiji's ear
off)
Everyone: SHO!!
Sho: Whoops! Bad aim!
Eiji: Greatest fighter my ass.
Director: (drinks from the bottle of Moon Shine) CUT!!!

Scene: Eiji walking towards a sunset
(long pause. Eiji turns around)
Eiji: Hellooooo!! Vermillion!
Vermillion: Dammit! My only scene and I screw it up!!
Director: CUT!!

Take 2
Eiji walking towards a sunset. Vermillion comes up from behind Eiji.
*BANG*
Vermillion: My foot!! Son of a Bi....Holy F....My....Dammit!!!!
Eiji: You shot your foot. You screw up your only apperance TWICE and you shot your
foot.
Director: (completly drunk off of Moon Shine) CUSHT!!

[ May 21, 2001: Message edited by: Testament ]
 

Bufa

Crossed Swords Squire
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i've had this one on my mind since i saw the Fatal Fury 2 anime:

scene: Terry is driving motorcycle to Germany, Tony is asleep in the cab.

(Tony wakes up) Terry: hey, could you hand me something from the top of my bag?
[Tony opens Terry's bag, pulls out the new hat, which is ripped out of his hands by a sudden gust of wind]
Terry: shit. [reverses motorcycle]

*edit* realised that the stage directions wer invisible, (was using > and < things)

[ May 21, 2001: Message edited by: Bufa ]
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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we all know Chaos has a Gaia Fettish. <IMG SRC="smilies/loco.gif" border="0">
 
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