The 666th day

StarScrean

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hmm, since I'm bored right now, I decided to post up a little story I made, the characters are as follows

Me: Evil_Shingo (I got a bit tired of calling myself Starscrean ><)
Kula^Diamond= Herself
Evans = Father Evans
Beast of Fire = himself
Fat Cat Lim = Himself
Omega Cosmo = Himself
Shingo_Yabuki = Himself

so let the story begin
lights, CAMERA, ACTION!
THE 666TH DAY
*cue creepy music here*

*it was a typically normal day in the Church of Evans, well, depends on how you can actually define normal that is*

K^D:E_S!!!!

E_S: *turns around* uh, yeah?

K^D: *K^D pulls out a couple of pics* WHAT WERE THESE PICTURES I FOUND OF ME IN THE SHOWER DOING IN YOURE ROOM!!!!!

E_S: *sweatdrops* um, I can explain, really I can!

K^D: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *K^D starts beating up E_S, and then throws him to a wall, and she walks away*

E_S: Ow

*Father Evan's arrives*
Evan's: Sometimes, I wonder why I keep you in the church. *he walks away*

*E_S gets up and cracks his neck, and OC arrives*
OC: What happened to you?

E_S: Nothing, just got beatened up by K^D.

OC: Again? that's like the 20th time this week!

E_S: *wacks OC on the head* oh shut up.

OC: *dies* xX

E_S: Not again!

*the room flashes purple for a moment*

E_S: What was that!?

OC: Did the room just started to flash purple?

*green slime comes out of the wall*

E_S: *huge sweatdrop* why do I have a bad feeling about this

*Pengiun starts sliding around*

Pengiun: IMPROTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYBODY IN THE CHURCH GET TO THE COUNSEL ROOM IMMEDIATLY!!!!

*they all arrive at the counsel room with everybody in the church there, and E_S sits besides K^D but Zepy and FJ are nowhere to be found*

FCL: Where's FJ and Zepy?
*starts to hear some strange noises in the closet*....................... never mind -_-;;;

Arekesu: Why don't you go join them, fruity, I'm sure you'll enjoy it =P

Iori E: HEY!

Testemant: *cracks whip* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!

K^D: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

*everybody else twitches*

Evans: *stand up* Silence Everyone!

*everybody (expcet the strange sounds coming from the closet) are silent*

Evans: I have bad news, and good news everybody, the bad news is that today is the 666th day, and the demons that are hidden under the church are set free

Everybody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*they all run around like Chickens with there head cut off*

Evans: But the good news is that I got free pizza!

Everybody: YIPPPPPEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!

Evans: But!

Everbody: But?

Evans: I shall give the pizza's away if you all get rid of the Demon's

Everybody: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Evans: Now go everybody! GO AND EXORCIZE THE DEMONS! OR NO FREE PIZZA!!!!!

Everybody: YEAH!!! *a giant ghost appears behind Evans*

Ghost: Uh, boo.

Everybody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts running around like Chicken's with there heads cut off........ again*

Evans: *sighs and sweatdrops* Thankgoodness I insured the church.

to be continued
 

StarScrean

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Part 2

*after everyone calmed down (barerly), the noises coming from the closet stop*

FCL: hey, the noises stoped, hhmmm?
*he walks to the closet, and opens it*
FCL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
*he see's 2 skelotons in a humping position, and a lot of white stuff under them, he quickly closes the door*
FCL: Oh my god! oh my god! oh my god!

OC: What was it?

FCL: The horror, the horror!

Evans: Okay calm down everyone, now go now, OR NO FREE PIZZA!!!

Everybody: *mumble* meanie.

*the room flashes purple, and they sweatdrop, one of them opens up the door, and the whole church turns into a creepy haunted house*

Everybody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Evans: This is rather getting tedious.

*after everone calmed down (barely again) they had decided on something, instead, they should send a small group of 6 to destroy all the demons, they all glared at E_S*

E_S:*sweatdrops* what what?

*they throw E_S out of the cousel room, and into the haunted mansion, and then they threw out Omega Cosmo, and then Shingo_Yabuki, Beast of Fire, and finally Fat Cat Lim, and Kula^Diamond walks out of the door*

Evans: NOW GO, THE 5 OF YOU, GO AND DESTROY THE DEMONS!!!! *slams door shut* okay who wants pizza!

Everyone (expept the others outside) YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

*and so the 5 forced out (K^D was the only one that came willingly) went off to destroy all the demons and spirits in the Haunted mansion that used to be a church, while cowering like the little cowards they are*

FCL: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOF: Hey, at least we get free pizza after this.

FCL: *thinks for moment* oh, well I guess that's a good thing

to be continued
 

StarScrean

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Part 3

*after much deciding, arguing, fighting, and the breaking of objects, the 6 finally decided on spliting up into 2 groups, they go as this*

Group 1: Evil_Shingo (E_S), Kula^Diamond (K^D), Omega Cosmo (OC)
Group 2: Beast of Fire (BOF), Shingo_Yabuki (S_Y), Fat Cat Lim (FCL)

*scene zooms to Group 1*

E_S: *Shiver a little* okay, think free pizza, and then everything will be fine! *see's a hanging skeloton* ACK!! *jumps onto K^D's arms*

K^D: *drops E_S* stop being such a coward fool!

E_S: what, don't tell me you feel a little scared!

K^D: Shut up, baka, I'm not scared at all!

E_S: Yeah right, liar liar, pants on fire!

*K^D starts burning up*

OC: Boy, you 2 must really like each other!

Both: *they glare at OC* WHAT WAS THAT!!!!

OC: *Sweatdrops* ah... nothing, nothing at all!!!!

Both: SHINE!!!! *they both start to violently beat up OC*

Voice: DISGRACE!!! *sound of breaking a table was heard*

*they both look around, and see a green demon in a TKD suit*

E_S:.......

K^D:Who are you calling a disgrace!

TKD Demon: I AM CALLING YOU A DISGRACE, DISGRACE!!! *Breaks another table*

K^D: YOU'RE THE DISGRACE!!! *breaks a table*

TKD demon: Ah, a challenge, I EXPECT, YOU DISGRACE!!!! *breaks 3 tables*

K^D: WE SHALL SEE WHO IS THE DISGRACE!!! *breaks 4 tables*

*after a little while of both calling each other disgraces, until they both brake all the tables in the room, and E_S just watches, while OC...... is still knocked out*

E_S: *sweatdrops* I sense a huge table bill in the morning!

TKD demon: hmm, we seem to have run out of tables, what should I brake now

K^D: *cracks knuckles* hehehe, HOW ABOUT I BREAK YOU BONES!!! *starts violently beating up the demon,and then does one final punch that finishes him off*
NOW WHO'S THE DISGRACE!!!!!! *Hits the wall with a punch, and breaks the wall, and causes the whole room to shake*

E_S: *looks at destroyed room* hoo-boy, Evans is going to kill us when he see's this

K^D: OOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!

E_S: *Twitches* I hate that laugh

To be continues (We hope =P)

K^D: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!! *to be continue sign falls*

*E_S picks up the to be continue sign, and glues it back*
 
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