Batsu_Power Fanfic Productions Present: Those Wacky Capcom and SNK Ads!!!

Batsu_Power

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Well.... this is my first fic that i'll post on the boards. It's gonna be a bunch of funny ads that'll feature SNK and Capcom characters! So sit back and don't touch that dial!!!

Advertisement #1: Do you smell what Rugals cooking?
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Hello, Everybody!
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Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, it is time to show our new tasty delicious meal that will knock the socks out of all our competitiors....

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: COLONEL RUGAL'S KAISER FRIED CHICKEN!!!!

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And here's the man himself... COLONEL RUGAL!!!!

*Rugal comes in wearing his CvS & KOF'94 suit*

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Well, Well, Howdy Y'all! This is the Colonel Rugal speakin'. I'm here to show you one of the greatest meals that you shall sink your teeth into.

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That's right! With only $10.99 You can order a delicious meal of the Colonel's delicious Kaiser Chicken with a side of Kaiser Krisps, Kaiser Koleslaw & Kaiser Kola!!!

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There's even a special kids meal for $5.99 that will give you all these delicious treats... plus a cute little fighter statue! Isn't this great?

SFA3 Announcer: You know what Colonel? YOU HAVE FISTS OF GOD!!!

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Knock it off with the god talk, already.....

SFA3 Announcer: You said it Mayyyyyyyyyyynnnn! So, go buy the Colonel's great meal today, and GO FOR BROKE!!!

Colonel Rugal's Krispy Kaiser Chicken... It will give you that ringmaster feel that you always needed!

This ad has been bought to you by the same people who gave you Geese's Goose Gourment


Well.. I hope you all liked it ^_^
 
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that is f'n funny. Time to make some more <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

chohan

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Hehe give me a special kids meal for $5.99 <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Cho
 

Bufa

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You are such a weiner.

i still believe that is one of the most amusing adverts i've ever seen. ehehh: "squirrel burger."

i'd really truly love it if Rugal Kaiser Wave'd Colonel whatshisface, the guy is so irritating.
 

Batsu_Power

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Originally posted by Bufa:
<STRONG>You are such a weiner.

i still believe that is one of the most amusing adverts i've ever seen. ehehh: "squirrel burger."

i'd really truly love it if Rugal Kaiser Wave'd Colonel whatshisface, the guy is so irritating.</STRONG>

Well, the Colonel's called Sanders and yes, i'll sure by happy if Rugal used his deadly secrety move... OMEGA ONION RINGS <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ May 13, 2001: Message edited by: Batsu_Power ]
 

mookystains

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Originally posted by Bufa:
<STRONG>You are such a weiner.

i still believe that is one of the most amusing adverts i've ever seen. ehehh: "squirrel burger."

i'd really truly love it if Rugal Kaiser Wave'd Colonel whatshisface, the guy is so irritating.</STRONG>

Ha that ad is funny

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