Transformers: the bloopers

StarScrean

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Yes, after much Searching (and also a little help with a friend of mine =p), I have finally found it, the real that show's all of the bloopers of the Transformers movie
*takes out a gold shingin movie real*
now let the bloopers commense!
* a screen show's up*

TRANSFORMERS: THE BLOOPERS!

Outtake # 305: scene: Optimus and Megatrons fight, right when Megatron is about to win
Megatron: I've been waiting a long time for this Prime

Prime: It's... not over yet! *Prime does a double-fisted swing at Megatron, aiming at his gut, but hit's his head off instead*............ oops ><

Soundwave: Oh my God, they killed Megatron

Starscream:Those bastards

Prime:MEDIC!!!!!

Outtake # 469: scene: When the Deceptocons take over the Autobot ship heading for Autobot city

Starscream: With this ship, we can easily storm Autobot city!

*Megatron doesn't say anything*

Soundwave: *whispers* psst, that's youre line

Megatron: Huh, uh wha.......... (oh great I forgot my lines, quick, think of something quick!) uh............. OKAY! *throws his bazzoka up in the air, and then it falls down, and hits him on the head, knocking him out uncounsies, and he falls out of the ship into deep space*

Soundwave: Somebody get a rope and a medic here!

Outtake #242: scene: Optimus Prime's death

*Perspector checks Optimus, and then transforms back*

Perspector: I'm afraid the wounds are.... fatal.

Optimus: Do not worry, for soon, I shall be part of the....... the.... the

Hot Rod: *whispers* the matrix

Optimus: *whisper* what

Hot Rod: *whisper* you shall be part of the Matrix

Primus: Oh, ahem, I shall be part of the mattress

Director: CUT!

*Hot Rod slaps his head*

*note: The other ones after this I got a little help from a friend of mine who made them*

Take #1, scene 32: Rodimus and Daniel have just spotted a Autobot shuttle coming in. Daniel jumps on his rocket board, ignites it and takes off. Rodimus follows. As Daniel's board hits a rock, Daniels falls off and is caught by Hot Rod

Daniel: "Whao!" O_O
Hot Rod: "If you're gonna ride Danno, ride in style!"

*transforming sound* Greeeckerchhhtchhhh

Daniel: "ARRGGGHHHHH...*sounds of bones breaking, body and limbs being torn to shreads*
Hot Rod: "Oh shit! The little bastard got his head caught in one of my transformation gears and I crushed him to death! Ahhhhhhh...",
Director: "MEDIC! MEDIC!"
Hot Rod: "WARDROBE! WARDROBE!" GET THIS JUICY, RED SHIT OFF OF MY NEW PAINT JOB!!!!"

Outake #13, scene # 1254: The Dinobots have left the Junkion craft and start to attack Unicorn's ass

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock kick butt!"

As Grimlock and the other Dinobots land on Unicorns huge ass, the pressure cause a chain reaction and...

*FFFFFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!squeeeeak!*

Grimlock: "Oh Heavenly Jesus! What the fuck!?"
Unicron: "Ahhh, much better..."
Grimlock: "Geez... *realizes that Slag doesn't know yet OH SHIT! SLAG, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Slag breathes flames and ignites Unicron's gas

*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!*

Outake #2, scene #511: The Decepticons have just fled the battle on Autobot city. Astrotrain has a request:

Astrotrain: "We need to jetison some weight or we'll never make it to Cybertron!"
Starscream: "Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden?"
Scrapper: "Then I say it's survival of the fittest!"
Starscream: "Do I have a second on that?"
All surviving Decepticons: "Ayeee!"
Starscream: "And against?"
All half functioning Decepticons: "Naaaayy..."
Starscream: "The 'Ayes' have it!"

Starscream and the other Decepticons boot off several soldiers. Starscream then leans over to pick up Megatron.

Megatron: "No, wait. I still function..."
Starscream: "Wanna bet?"

As Starscream lets go, Megatron grabs a hold of Starscream's leg...

Starscream: "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!

Director: CUT! CUT!!! Megatron, babe? What are you doing? Your supposed to fly out of the shuttle and fly off into space!

Megatron: "Yeah, I know that but come on! For years this little rat bastard has been trying to shoot me in the back and you're telling me at this point in the movie, I'm not going to be totally fed up and yank his ass out with me?!"

Director: *whispers quietly* "But you get to kill him in 5 more scenes."
Megatron: "Oh yeah... How'd you get him to agree with that anyways?"
Director: "He only read the first draft, before we rewrote the script and decided to reincarnate you."
Megatron: "Hehehehe....
Starscream: "Hey? What are you gys talking about?
Director: "Nothing babe. Places everyone! Aaaaaaaand action!"

Outtake #1, scene #401:

Starscream is in Jetmode chasing down Arcee and Hot Rod in the depth of Autobot city.

Starscream: "Pathetic fools! There's no escape!"

Hot Rod and Acree make through the Blastdoors as Starscream transforms and lands. He looks up and see's the sheltor bay doors are closing overhead and ignites his thrusters. Starscream gets his left leg caught, yanking on his leg he makes a decision. Sacrifice the foot or capture? Starscream shoots...and misses?

Starscream: Oh shit!

He shoots again and gets free.

Starscream: "Owww! My foot!"

As he jetisons upwards the door closes...on his head!

CLANK!!!

Starscream: "Owww! My skull!!!"
 

BioMotor_Unitron

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Damn, I laughed so hard reading those I think I seperated a rib! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> Those were great! More, MORE! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

Enigmatic

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Xcellent piece of work man, relly cool <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">
MORE MORE MORE........ <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

mookystains

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hahahahaha <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

Kukacherrn

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LOL!! That was not quite like I remembered it but very funny indeed! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Damn that is some funny shit. Can't wait to see more <IMG SRC="smilies/tickled.gif" border="0">
 

StarScrean

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you people want more, you get more!


Outake #2, scene # 346: Ultra Magnus and his feloow Autobots have landed on Junkion and are now being attacked by the new Galvatron and the new Decepticons. Magnus commands the Autobots to take cover and he shoots down the outcove to give them time to escape. Magnus pulls out the Matrix for help...


Magnus: "Make a break for cover, I'll try and unleash the power of the Matrix."

All Autobots: "Till all are one!"

Magnus: "Till all are one." *Trying to open the Matrix* "Open, damn it open"., "Prime, you said the Matrix would light our darkest hour."

Galvatron: "Magnus, I want the Matrix."

Magnus: "Never!" I...errrr...Magnus pulls harder "Ah christ, alright, who superglued the handles?", "I can't work like this! I'm a professional!", "I'm going to my trailer, call me when you guys can grow up."

Director: "Cut! CUT!!!"


Blooper #712 Take #8

*Danny gets on his hover skateboard*
*Music starts playing - DARE*

Hotrod: If your going to ride dano, ride in style!

*Suddenly Hotrod goes too fast and runs over Danny*

Hotrod: Oh shit.. *looks around* Cant let this get out..

*Hotrod Whips danno into the lake*


Outtake #49: Scene 35
Daniel's father and bumble bee inside of unicron and they didn't hear the queue to start the scene:

Bumble bee: That's when I said If you need a car freshener go get one.. sheesh nobody's gonna be mad because you wanna smell like pine.

Daniel's father: It realy is funny how the rest of you guys have that new car smell like all the time. It's like whenever I hop inside of you .....

Director: CUT CUT!!

Bumble bee: Oops.


Outtake #455 Scene 4
Prime: Hear ultra magnus.. you must take the matrix of leadership
Ultramagnus: .......
Prime: Ultra magnus?.... ultramagnus are you there? Helloo.. magnus.. I'm talking to you but you arent responding...

Ultra magnus: Hmm Oh.. sorry.. I was listening to some trick daddy on my car stereo.

*everyone in room looks at him*
Magnus: Hmmm so. you want me to guard this matrix Prime?

Prime: Yes I wan...
Magnus: Don't you worry prime I'll just "take it to the house".. Hey Hot rod how about some "D"

* starts dribbling the matrix around like a basket ball and shoots it into the trash can *
HotRod: Damn magnus you are too good
Magnus: Sports cars can't jump my man

Director *makes a noose and tries to hang himself*: I give up.
 

Batsu_Power

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That was great, Starscrean!!! More Laughs!! That's what we want! And as we say here in Egypt 'Ya Salam!' <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 
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