StarScrean
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Yes, after much Searching (and also a little help with a friend of mine =p), I have finally found it, the real that show's all of the bloopers of the Transformers movie
*takes out a gold shingin movie real*
now let the bloopers commense!
* a screen show's up*
TRANSFORMERS: THE BLOOPERS!
Outtake # 305: scene: Optimus and Megatrons fight, right when Megatron is about to win
Megatron: I've been waiting a long time for this Prime
Prime: It's... not over yet! *Prime does a double-fisted swing at Megatron, aiming at his gut, but hit's his head off instead*............ oops ><
Soundwave: Oh my God, they killed Megatron
Starscream:Those bastards
Prime:MEDIC!!!!!
Outtake # 469: scene: When the Deceptocons take over the Autobot ship heading for Autobot city
Starscream: With this ship, we can easily storm Autobot city!
*Megatron doesn't say anything*
Soundwave: *whispers* psst, that's youre line
Megatron: Huh, uh wha.......... (oh great I forgot my lines, quick, think of something quick!) uh............. OKAY! *throws his bazzoka up in the air, and then it falls down, and hits him on the head, knocking him out uncounsies, and he falls out of the ship into deep space*
Soundwave: Somebody get a rope and a medic here!
Outtake #242: scene: Optimus Prime's death
*Perspector checks Optimus, and then transforms back*
Perspector: I'm afraid the wounds are.... fatal.
Optimus: Do not worry, for soon, I shall be part of the....... the.... the
Hot Rod: *whispers* the matrix
Optimus: *whisper* what
Hot Rod: *whisper* you shall be part of the Matrix
Primus: Oh, ahem, I shall be part of the mattress
Director: CUT!
*Hot Rod slaps his head*
*note: The other ones after this I got a little help from a friend of mine who made them*
Take #1, scene 32: Rodimus and Daniel have just spotted a Autobot shuttle coming in. Daniel jumps on his rocket board, ignites it and takes off. Rodimus follows. As Daniel's board hits a rock, Daniels falls off and is caught by Hot Rod
Daniel: "Whao!" O_O
Hot Rod: "If you're gonna ride Danno, ride in style!"
*transforming sound* Greeeckerchhhtchhhh
Daniel: "ARRGGGHHHHH...*sounds of bones breaking, body and limbs being torn to shreads*
Hot Rod: "Oh shit! The little bastard got his head caught in one of my transformation gears and I crushed him to death! Ahhhhhhh...",
Director: "MEDIC! MEDIC!"
Hot Rod: "WARDROBE! WARDROBE!" GET THIS JUICY, RED SHIT OFF OF MY NEW PAINT JOB!!!!"
Outake #13, scene # 1254: The Dinobots have left the Junkion craft and start to attack Unicorn's ass
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock kick butt!"
As Grimlock and the other Dinobots land on Unicorns huge ass, the pressure cause a chain reaction and...
*FFFFFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!squeeeeak!*
Grimlock: "Oh Heavenly Jesus! What the fuck!?"
Unicron: "Ahhh, much better..."
Grimlock: "Geez... *realizes that Slag doesn't know yet OH SHIT! SLAG, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Slag breathes flames and ignites Unicron's gas
*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!*
Outake #2, scene #511: The Decepticons have just fled the battle on Autobot city. Astrotrain has a request:
Astrotrain: "We need to jetison some weight or we'll never make it to Cybertron!"
Starscream: "Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden?"
Scrapper: "Then I say it's survival of the fittest!"
Starscream: "Do I have a second on that?"
All surviving Decepticons: "Ayeee!"
Starscream: "And against?"
All half functioning Decepticons: "Naaaayy..."
Starscream: "The 'Ayes' have it!"
Starscream and the other Decepticons boot off several soldiers. Starscream then leans over to pick up Megatron.
Megatron: "No, wait. I still function..."
Starscream: "Wanna bet?"
As Starscream lets go, Megatron grabs a hold of Starscream's leg...
Starscream: "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!
Director: CUT! CUT!!! Megatron, babe? What are you doing? Your supposed to fly out of the shuttle and fly off into space!
Megatron: "Yeah, I know that but come on! For years this little rat bastard has been trying to shoot me in the back and you're telling me at this point in the movie, I'm not going to be totally fed up and yank his ass out with me?!"
Director: *whispers quietly* "But you get to kill him in 5 more scenes."
Megatron: "Oh yeah... How'd you get him to agree with that anyways?"
Director: "He only read the first draft, before we rewrote the script and decided to reincarnate you."
Megatron: "Hehehehe....
Starscream: "Hey? What are you gys talking about?
Director: "Nothing babe. Places everyone! Aaaaaaaand action!"
Outtake #1, scene #401:
Starscream is in Jetmode chasing down Arcee and Hot Rod in the depth of Autobot city.
Starscream: "Pathetic fools! There's no escape!"
Hot Rod and Acree make through the Blastdoors as Starscream transforms and lands. He looks up and see's the sheltor bay doors are closing overhead and ignites his thrusters. Starscream gets his left leg caught, yanking on his leg he makes a decision. Sacrifice the foot or capture? Starscream shoots...and misses?
Starscream: Oh shit!
He shoots again and gets free.
Starscream: "Owww! My foot!"
As he jetisons upwards the door closes...on his head!
CLANK!!!
Starscream: "Owww! My skull!!!"
*takes out a gold shingin movie real*
now let the bloopers commense!
* a screen show's up*
TRANSFORMERS: THE BLOOPERS!
Outtake # 305: scene: Optimus and Megatrons fight, right when Megatron is about to win
Megatron: I've been waiting a long time for this Prime
Prime: It's... not over yet! *Prime does a double-fisted swing at Megatron, aiming at his gut, but hit's his head off instead*............ oops ><
Soundwave: Oh my God, they killed Megatron
Starscream:Those bastards
Prime:MEDIC!!!!!
Outtake # 469: scene: When the Deceptocons take over the Autobot ship heading for Autobot city
Starscream: With this ship, we can easily storm Autobot city!
*Megatron doesn't say anything*
Soundwave: *whispers* psst, that's youre line
Megatron: Huh, uh wha.......... (oh great I forgot my lines, quick, think of something quick!) uh............. OKAY! *throws his bazzoka up in the air, and then it falls down, and hits him on the head, knocking him out uncounsies, and he falls out of the ship into deep space*
Soundwave: Somebody get a rope and a medic here!
Outtake #242: scene: Optimus Prime's death
*Perspector checks Optimus, and then transforms back*
Perspector: I'm afraid the wounds are.... fatal.
Optimus: Do not worry, for soon, I shall be part of the....... the.... the
Hot Rod: *whispers* the matrix
Optimus: *whisper* what
Hot Rod: *whisper* you shall be part of the Matrix
Primus: Oh, ahem, I shall be part of the mattress
Director: CUT!
*Hot Rod slaps his head*
*note: The other ones after this I got a little help from a friend of mine who made them*
Take #1, scene 32: Rodimus and Daniel have just spotted a Autobot shuttle coming in. Daniel jumps on his rocket board, ignites it and takes off. Rodimus follows. As Daniel's board hits a rock, Daniels falls off and is caught by Hot Rod
Daniel: "Whao!" O_O
Hot Rod: "If you're gonna ride Danno, ride in style!"
*transforming sound* Greeeckerchhhtchhhh
Daniel: "ARRGGGHHHHH...*sounds of bones breaking, body and limbs being torn to shreads*
Hot Rod: "Oh shit! The little bastard got his head caught in one of my transformation gears and I crushed him to death! Ahhhhhhh...",
Director: "MEDIC! MEDIC!"
Hot Rod: "WARDROBE! WARDROBE!" GET THIS JUICY, RED SHIT OFF OF MY NEW PAINT JOB!!!!"
Outake #13, scene # 1254: The Dinobots have left the Junkion craft and start to attack Unicorn's ass
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock kick butt!"
As Grimlock and the other Dinobots land on Unicorns huge ass, the pressure cause a chain reaction and...
*FFFFFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!squeeeeak!*
Grimlock: "Oh Heavenly Jesus! What the fuck!?"
Unicron: "Ahhh, much better..."
Grimlock: "Geez... *realizes that Slag doesn't know yet OH SHIT! SLAG, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Slag breathes flames and ignites Unicron's gas
*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!*
Outake #2, scene #511: The Decepticons have just fled the battle on Autobot city. Astrotrain has a request:
Astrotrain: "We need to jetison some weight or we'll never make it to Cybertron!"
Starscream: "Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden?"
Scrapper: "Then I say it's survival of the fittest!"
Starscream: "Do I have a second on that?"
All surviving Decepticons: "Ayeee!"
Starscream: "And against?"
All half functioning Decepticons: "Naaaayy..."
Starscream: "The 'Ayes' have it!"
Starscream and the other Decepticons boot off several soldiers. Starscream then leans over to pick up Megatron.
Megatron: "No, wait. I still function..."
Starscream: "Wanna bet?"
As Starscream lets go, Megatron grabs a hold of Starscream's leg...
Starscream: "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!!
Director: CUT! CUT!!! Megatron, babe? What are you doing? Your supposed to fly out of the shuttle and fly off into space!
Megatron: "Yeah, I know that but come on! For years this little rat bastard has been trying to shoot me in the back and you're telling me at this point in the movie, I'm not going to be totally fed up and yank his ass out with me?!"
Director: *whispers quietly* "But you get to kill him in 5 more scenes."
Megatron: "Oh yeah... How'd you get him to agree with that anyways?"
Director: "He only read the first draft, before we rewrote the script and decided to reincarnate you."
Megatron: "Hehehehe....
Starscream: "Hey? What are you gys talking about?
Director: "Nothing babe. Places everyone! Aaaaaaaand action!"
Outtake #1, scene #401:
Starscream is in Jetmode chasing down Arcee and Hot Rod in the depth of Autobot city.
Starscream: "Pathetic fools! There's no escape!"
Hot Rod and Acree make through the Blastdoors as Starscream transforms and lands. He looks up and see's the sheltor bay doors are closing overhead and ignites his thrusters. Starscream gets his left leg caught, yanking on his leg he makes a decision. Sacrifice the foot or capture? Starscream shoots...and misses?
Starscream: Oh shit!
He shoots again and gets free.
Starscream: "Owww! My foot!"
As he jetisons upwards the door closes...on his head!
CLANK!!!
Starscream: "Owww! My skull!!!"