Inaugural rap speeches (Parental Advisory-Explicit lyrics)

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Orochi Tigresa

Guest
Big T/Red Color Recors Presents:
Orochi Tigresa's Inaugural Rap Speeches with guest appearances by my fellow mod squad members(Emmy, Whip B, and Shiva)
Notes: brackets mean turntable usage
Italics means singing. You can leave comments in between songs. Here's the first one called Heads rollin.

**drum plays**
[Just got paid Friday night] [Fuck that shit]
{*scratched*} [O.Tigresa]
{*scratched*} [O.Tigresa.sa.sa.sa.]

[Boybands kiss ass] {*scratch*} [R&B blasts] {*scratch*}
[Rap kicks ass] {*scratch*} [Play that shit]

[Here we go.go.go.]


I got a 6 foot 8, 250lb bod
My name's O.T. and I'm your new mod.
Creative is the place to show your shit
But if it suck ****, then you better quit
To celebrate this occassion, I like to say
Come to my club let's have a rave today
Rollin through the town, to find the girls
We the baddest ever girls in the whole wide world
One-time on my tail, I have to bail
Cuz the car I drive is stolen and I don't like jail
I made a left turn and let the pigs go past
then I say to myself, "They can kiss my ass!"
Ready to do my job put lipstick on my lips
Put in the old tape New Edition's greatest hits
Turn the shit up had the music bumpin
Cruisin with my fellow girls comin from ON
Someone played N'Sync, and I say bullshit
I took the tape out the deck, and threw it in the pit.
Everybody come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin

I am [Driving real fast]
I am [Bumpin the bass.]
I am Rollin through the hood with nowhere to go.
[GO TIGRESA..GRESA]


I make the best old lyrics you ever saw
Sorry young kids but I gotta be raw
I got out the car and had a fight
cuz' a ****head on a bike straight broke my light
Beat his ass up, he lay dead on the floor
Need a new light so I went to the store
I got to the club at 10 a.m.
Had the party started at 12 p.m.
Passed the mic to my homie. Why? because
I had to show the people how good he was
Pulled out the nine and like a mirage
a sissy like that got out of Dodge
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin

[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[ALRIGHT!!!", *guitar riff*]

Creative forum is the place that I stand
I'll try to do the best damn job I can
If you don't the job that I do
Fuck you asshole and your family too.
Still rockin the party, by 5 o' clock
Everybody in the club said [TIGRESA YOU ROCK]
Mic in hand, that's what I got
[Tigresa say she bad but you know she not]
Knocked his ass to the floor then threw him out the door
Asked a boy for a kiss and he said [No hoe]
Got mad like a bull and took out my tool
The other moderators tryin to keep me cool
He tells everybody he gonna kick my butt
I walked in his face and scrap it up
He puts me on the wall but then he falls
Cuz' I took my size 15 and kicked him in the ****s
[Get out this place you dumb motherfucker
She gave you a chance to be her lover]
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin


[TIGRESA KICKS ASS]
[TIGRESA KICK ASS, BITCH]

Pass the mic motherfucker while we havin a ball
and y'all listen up close to roll call
OT's in the place I got talents galore
See what else I have in store.
Shiva does th job so ***damn easy.
He was the was chosen, so good luck Emmy
She's a female moderator jus like me
Hail to the Dub to the H.I.P.
We the four mods and we in effect
That's the end of the song so I gotta jet.
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the head rollin


{*scratched*} [O.TIGRESA]
{*scratched*} [O.TIGRESA.SA.SA.] {*echoes*}

{*scratched*} [O.O.OT.O.O.OT.TI.TI.TIGRESA.OT. {*scratched to end*}

Coming soon:Heads rollin(clean), Surgery, How Tigresa does it(sample of it in the sig), and more.

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I'm the new moderator just havin fun.
Thank the new administor his name is Gun.
Here my new buzzer, I'll be there when you buzz it.
Then I'll show you how Tigresa does it.
KTIG radio

[This message has been edited by Orochi Tigresa (edited April 16, 2001).]
 
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Orochi Tigresa

Guest
Heads rollin(clean)

**drum plays**
[Just got paid Friday night] [*slap* that *buzz*]
{*scratched*} [O.Tigresa]
{*scratched*} [O.Tigresa.sa.sa.sa.]

[Boybands kiss OW!] {*scratch*} [R&B blasts] {*scratch*}
[Rap kicks OW!] {*scratch*} [Play that *buzz*]
[Rock the mic, OT]
[Here we go. Let's crank some noise]


I got a 6 foot 8, 250lb bod
My name's O.T. and I'm your new mod.
Creative is the place and it's legit
But if it's bad, then you better quit
To celebrate this occassion, I like to say
Come to my club let's have a rave today
Rollin through the town, to find the girls
We the baddest ever girls in the whole wide world
One-time on my tail, I have to bail
Cuz the car I drive is stolen and I don't like jail
I made a left turn and let the pigs roll up
then I say to myself, "They can kiss my butt!"
Ready to do my job put lipstick on my lips
Put in the old tape New Edition's greatest hits
Turn the sound up had the music bumpin
Cruisin with my fellow girls comin from ON
Someone played N'Sync, and I say whack
I took the tape out the deck, and threw it back on the rack.
Everybody come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin

I am [Driving real fast]
I am [Bumpin the bass.]
I am Rollin through the hood with nowhere to go.
[GO TIGRESA..GRESA]


I make the best old lyrics you ever saw
Sorry young kids but I gotta be raw
I got out the car and had a fight
cuz' a crackhead on a bike straight broke my light
Beat his butt up, he lay dead on the floor
Need a new light so I went to the store
I got to the club at 10 a.m.
Had the party started at 12 p.m.
Passed the mic to my homie. Why? because
I had to show the people how good he was
Pulled out the nine and like a mirage
a sissy like that got out of Dodge
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin

[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[Raise the roof y'all!] [Raise the roof y'all!]
[ALRIGHT!!!", *guitar riff*]

Creative forum is the place that I stand
I'll try to do the best damn job I can
If you don't the job that I do
Screw you dumbsucker and your family too.
Still rockin the party, by 5 o' clock
Everybody in the club said [TIGRESA YOU ROCK]
Mic in hand, that's what I got
[Tigresa say she bad but you know she not]
Knocked his butt to the floor then threw him out the door
Asked a boy for a kiss and he said [Hell No]
Got mad like a bull and took out my tool
The other moderators tryin to keep me cool
He tells everybody he gonna kick my butt
I walked in his face and scrap it up
He puts me on the wall but then he runs
Cuz' I reached in my pockets and pulled out my guns
[Get out this place you dumb mother*slap*
She gave you a chance to be her lover]
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the heads rollin


[TIGRESA KICKS OW!]
[TIGRESA KICK OW!]

Pass the mic homeboy while we havin a ball
and y'all listen up close to roll call
OT's in the place I got talents galore
See what else I have in store.
Shiva does th job so doggone easy.
He was the was chosen, so good luck Emmy
She's a female moderator jus like me
Hail to the Dub to the H.I.P.
We the four mods and we in effect
That's the end of the song so I gotta jet.
Everyone come to the party I'm holdin
OT's the new mod and I got the head rollin


{*scratched*} [O.TIGRESA]
{*scratched*} [O.TIGRESA.SA.SA.] {*echoes*}

{*scratched*} [O.O.OT.O.O.OT.TI.TI.TIGRESA.OT. {*scratched to end*}

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I'm the new moderator just havin fun.
Thank the new administor his name is Gun.
Here my new buzzer, I'll be there when you buzz it.
Then I'll show you how Tigresa does it.
KTIG radio
 
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Orochi Tigresa

Guest
Surgery featuring the rest of the Mod Squad
Note: Surgery means I am doctoring the forum.


**Heart monitor beeps all throught the song**
Emmy: Records..Mixer..Turntables..Speakers.
**drums kick in**
Emmy: Records..Mixer..Turntables..Speakers.
[Whispering voice: How's she? x4, How is she? x 4] **Repeat once**

Whip B:
7 days a week, she's on call.
To get creative people up off the wall.
You'll feel motivated as she moderates
Cuz' creative energy is what she generates
She'll prescribe for you her potent elixer
2 turntables, speakers, and a mixer.
She'll rock your party wherever you be.
Calling OT to surgery

**After 30 seconds of scratching**

Shiva:
Cali is the place for you to be.
To witness OT in surgery
She has a Ph. D in mixology
To cut on the wheels so viciously.
Vroom Vroom. Vroom Vroom. [Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom]
Come here freak closer and see
OT moderate in surgery.

Whip B
TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRES[SA.SA.SA]
TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRES[SA.SA.SA]
TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRESSSSSA! TIGRES[SA.SA.SA]

Shiva:
Come[C,Cmon]Come on. Come[C,Cmon]Come on.
Come on Come on Come[C,Cmon]Come on. [Come Come Come On] [Come Come Come On] [Come Come Come On][Come Come Come On Come]

WB: Uhh!
Shiva: **Whispering voice** AHHHHHH!
*Alternating 16 times**

**After 8th time**
Emmy: Records..Mixer..Turntables..Speakers.
Emmy: Records..Mixer..Turntables..Speakers.

Emmy: Hey Tigresa?
OT: Yo.
Emmy: Hey Tigresa?
OT: What[What What] is it?
Emmy: Hey Tigresa?
OT: Yo.
Emmy: Hey Tigresa?
OT: Yo[Yo Yo Yo Yo]

Emmy: Girl the crowd ain't dancin' [G-G-Girl the crowd ain't dancin'][Girl ain't dancin'][Girl ain't dain't][Girl the guys ain't dancin] [Let's go]

Emmy:
Now that control is back you see
It's time for the remix of surgery
So take this time and get on down and don't be late.
To witness OT as she moderates. Check it out


OT:
My name's Tigresa. Big black girl and all.
Doin' tricks on the mix that'll make you fall
The boys say I'm cute, they say I'm fine
But you betta beware uz' I'll blow your mind
I'll take you to my car, I'll take you to my home.
And up and down your body my fingers will roam.
The boys say that I'm nasty. They say that I'm mean.
But when you come to my pad your guaranteed to scream. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!


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I'm the new moderator just havin fun.
Thank the new administor his name is Gun.
Here my new buzzer, I'll be there when you buzz it.
Then I'll show you how Tigresa does it.
KTIG radio

[This message has been edited by Orochi Tigresa (edited April 16, 2001).]
 

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n00b
Joined
Apr 14, 2001
Posts
33
As good as always O.T...
Y'all should undastand not ta mess wid da Creative krew...

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Game Over
Need something free?
Then you need some ass whupping,
Come n' get it...
 
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DRUNKEN SHAOLIN DEVIL

Guest
true fkn poetry...

uh huh..

FAAAAAaaaarrrrttt.
[SCRATCH]
{SCRATCH}
 
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Orochi Tigresa

Guest
Yeah I wrote them. I got more coming and my sig is actually part of my next song.

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I'm the new moderator just havin fun.
Thank the new administor his name is Gun.
Here my new buzzer, I'll be there when you buzz it.
Then I'll show you how Tigresa does it.
KTIG radio
 

J-Man

n00b
Joined
Apr 12, 2001
Posts
25
dope, but myself i don't free style, or write. I rather stay behind the tabels...
 
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ShinYagami

Guest
Still at it, Bonnie. And as good as ever. Congratulations to you Tigresa; you deserve it. And so do you Shiva, EMM, and WhipBogard.

* Sees his microphone in the corner, covered in cobwebs...scratches chin... *
 
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Orochi Tigresa

Guest
While I write my next song. You and anyone else can take a crack at it.
 

BigTinz

VT's Bitch , You can fuck this mouth for a fruit c
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Posts
4,278
My name is big tinz, I'm riding in a benz....you'll see me rolling with those fished out fins.....all the ladies stop and stare, the fellas are jealous...the way I bump my bass you'd think I'm over zealous.




bump.
 

ki_atsushi

So Many Posts
No Time
For Games.
20 Year Member
Joined
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Posts
23,647
My name is big tinz, I'm riding in a benz....you'll see me rolling with those fished out fins.....all the ladies stop and stare, the fellas are jealous...the way I bump my bass you'd think I'm over zealous.




bump.

Assface.
 

PleaseKillMeNow

Aerobics Instructor,
Joined
Apr 12, 2001
Posts
7,484
Wait, wait.

OK, so we all know it was a he pretending to be a she, but what woman is 6'8", 250 pounds with a size 15 shoe?

That's, like, Hulk Hogan sized.
 
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