KoF Parody I Made - Need Your Input

Since there are KoF players here I'd like your input on this parody I made of a pop song (I don't like the original song in question but I felt the lyrics and general theme of the song related to KoF very well):
http://www.neo-geo.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000165

If you have any comments/suggestions, reply in this KoF forum since I tend to read this forum more often than the Creative forum that this was originally posted at.

Btw, please don't respond with just "it sucks", tell me why it sucks and what I could do to improve it. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

I made this parody a day or two after challenging that cheap Chinese Chang user (alliteration!!), a King turtler, a Seth dwn A x 3, fwd + A lover and that other Chinese user who used Bao and got angry after I Joe Strikered him to death. This song generally shows how I feel about players at my arcade and the reason why I've drifted myself away from the KoF scene.

Thanks for your time and input if you decide to read it. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Very nice Iie-Kyo,I guess this brightened up my day after what I've been through

I love it!

Especially the part about "chickenshit" players. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> Let's serve some Turtle soup.

I know one person who deserves this song stapled to his forehead. he even complains that I am cheap when i whoop his turtling/sweeping ass.

I appreciate your positive inputs. I've had my fair share of turtling scrubs in 2000 to drive me to write song. It took me about 30 minutes from the beginning to the end to create it. I did a dual post considering that KoF players would be able to relate to it. In fact about half the KoF players at my arcade are turtlers. It was funny today because I was challenging this one dude who did nothing but roll BACKWARDS... I swear, his forward to backward roll ratio was like 5:1... I was chasing him across the screen all the way to the other corner as he was running away...

Any additional input is appreciated. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Edit: I can't think while I'm posting.

[ May 28, 2001: Message edited by: Iie-Kyo ]

Hey then that means that I'm a turtle too,and just about everyone else I've played lately

But you should see me if it's close to timeout,I'm rolling even in the corner trying to escape from the players that are by that time really pissed(if I'm playing friends most of the time I say "one second left bitch,what you gonna do?" then they teleport and throw my ass across the screen)

Thats fuuny Iie-kyo remind you of anyone we know in particular? You know with the Chang/Bao team?

Yep, especially that guy, koolking. Biggest coward I've ever met.

hebretto - Back rolling doesn't get ya anywhere since when you start backrolling and you do lose or win the others may not see it as an earned victory.

I don't know, that's what my friends see it as when they see people backrolling with 10 seconds left to go. An expert player here taught me how to beat backrolls with Iori: qcf + P. I couldn't believe the effectiveness against backrollers.

Yeah I know with the projectile + backrolling thing,gets me everytime I try to backroll from a projectile

But then again,I'd rather do that than letting the Scum Gale + Projectile unblockable bug guy kill me.That happened on 5 different occasions

If he times it correctly you can't backroll out of it. This is especially easy to do after Iori's Maiden Masher DM. If you can backroll that means he's not doing it right.

But that's a good thing for you. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Out of all the times that guy did that cheap ass of a bug to me,I only managed to bypass it once,out of 10 or so times I only managed to bypass it ONCE <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> .It's times like these I wish I was as cheap as him with my Lin bug...

God, Iie-Kyo. You do have too much time on your hands. You need to do something different for a change. Yeah, it's pretty good, but...man! Hang with your GF for a while.... <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">

I'll challenge your ass if you're tired of turtlers. Hell, I don't block! 5000000% offense! I'll remind everyone to think of Ramon's jump C. I'm something like that.

Originally posted by hebretto:
<STRONG>Out of all the times that guy did that cheap ass of a bug to me,I only managed to bypass it once,out of 10 or so times I only managed to bypass it ONCE <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> .It's times like these I wish I was as cheap as him with my Lin bug...</STRONG>

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If he's not trying to do the bug after Iori's DM (which is almost an guarantee free bug hit) if you AB Recovery Roll and then Roll right after that you it'll be difficult for him to hit you. Most of the time I eat this bug when someone does a jump CD with Iori then throws the fireball right after that. However I fail to AB Recovery Roll, thus giving them enough time for them to use it.

Heh, I used that bug on this one Chinese dude at my arcade to kill him. He was soo pissed and said some crap in Chinese about wanting to kick my ass (thankfully my friends were there to translate). However, he's one of the two idiots that uses Bao as a primary character. Man what a hypocritical jerk he is...

If I come across anyone like this again I'm just going to go with one of the freezing bugs,look who's good then.Cause I'll probably going to get some "comments" from other players but if this guy is that cheap I think it's only reasonable for me to do the same