Buz investigates KOF games.

The Buz

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These games have a large following and I will try to investigate, why they are in fact actually liked by anyone??

- Mai, Angel. Guys like breasts, this is the same reason why DoA3 actually sold more than 10 copies.
- Iori, Kyo. Homosexual men like these guys. I am assuming that alot of homosexuals play KOF.
- Flashy. Simple minds are fascinated by shiny entertainment. Who is entertained by this...
dogafdb.jpg

It is a canine with a shiny tinfoil hat. If you like KOF, you probably like this picture.

That's about it. Now let's see the reasons that make KOF a monstrosity of a game for it's time.

- When KOF first came out, it was fantastic. Very original and great replay value. Popular SNK fighting engine, flashy moves, tight clothes on characters, and a cheap ass boss that could probably only be rivaled by a Robot Hitler. 8 years later, nothing has changed.
- I have recently heard that KOF2002 will come out, a rumour, but I heard it nontheless. I expect it to have the same engine as KOF94 and all the preceding KOF games. I also expect it to have a cheap boss and a popular following.

I don't understand these types of people. And can someone explain this to me. Why do some KOF people, take 2 steps in 3 seconds yet they walk much faster? It's like they are gliding. Are they?
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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Originally posted by The Buz:
<strong>These games have a large following and I will try to investigate, why they are in fact actually liked by anyone??

- Mai, Angel. Guys like breasts, this is the same reason why DoA3 actually sold more than 10 copies.
- Iori, Kyo. Homosexual men like these guys. I am assuming that alot of homosexuals play KOF.
- Flashy. Simple minds are fascinated by shiny entertainment. Who is entertained by this...
dogafdb.jpg

It is a canine with a shiny tinfoil hat. If you like KOF, you probably like this picture.

That's about it. Now let's see the reasons that make KOF a monstrosity of a game for it's time.

- When KOF first came out, it was fantastic. Very original and great replay value. Popular SNK fighting engine, flashy moves, tight clothes on characters, and a cheap ass boss that could probably only be rivaled by a Robot Hitler. 8 years later, nothing has changed.
- I have recently heard that KOF2002 will come out, a rumour, but I heard it nontheless. I expect it to have the same engine as KOF94 and all the preceding KOF games. I also expect it to have a cheap boss and a popular following.

I don't understand these types of people. And can someone explain this to me. Why do some KOF people, take 2 steps in 3 seconds yet they walk much faster? It's like they are gliding. Are they?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Moved to the romper room<hr></blockquote>
 
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There are some people, who might take this for serious. :rolleyes:

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ShinIoriYagami

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Originally posted by Devil_Gans:
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[ January 19, 2002: Message edited by: Devil_Gans ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

yeah gans im thinking the same thing. :D

Moved to the romper room<hr></blockquote>
 

polnareef

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Me either...
go to the romper room...
just like...SIY said...my man...
dont make things serious... :cool:
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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Originally posted by polnareef:
<strong>Me either...
go to the romper room...
just like...SIY said...my man...
dont make things serious... :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Heh I know Buz is joking but still some kof fans might be crushed from this. IMO this is a quick way to make enemies at this forum however im not one of them because we agree on some things like marvel
 

polnareef

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Some times...
Marvel are great ...
indeed... :cool:


- i like to read Spiderman and Wolverine...
they are so....
irrisistable...
 
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Originally posted by polnareef:
<strong>Some times...
Marvel are great ...
indeed... :cool:


- i like to read Spiderman and Wolverine...
they are so....
irrisistable...</strong><hr></blockquote>

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Yeah, I would like to see the new Spiderman Movie by "Serious" Sam Ramie! <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />
 

polnareef

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Yo Move....
all peoples who live in this world...
cant wait... to see..Spiderman The Movie... :cool:
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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Originally posted by the_move:
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Yeah, I would like to see the new Spiderman Movie by "Serious" Sam Ramie! <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

yeah same here.'

back on topic

but the damage has been done
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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Originally posted by polnareef:
<strong>Yeah ...
We had done a lot of dammage...
back to topic... :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Wells theres nothing much to talk about now.'
i could see if i started to bash capcom but still that would be wrong
 

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So then...
topic as we are....
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to The Buz....
Please dont hestitate us....
:cool:
 
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ShinIoriYagami

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well i might as well talk from what he has here so buz why do you hate SNK so much is it somthing that made you hate snk or you just dont lioke it from point one?
 

polnareef

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tell me..
are you hate with this board...
or just for ...
weird fun...

-The pupose SNK and Neo geo made all this game are...
to cheer people..
when ...
they.....
get moody.. :cool:
 

Loser123

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ImMature-san wonders how do you would-be SNK fans let this Crapcommie diss KOF?!?

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Originally posted by The Buz:
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- Iori, Kyo. Homosexual men like these guys. I am assuming that alot of homosexuals play KOF. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope, homos have their own fighters. It's called the VS series by Crapcom. In those games everyone who's too gay to become a KOF player can mash the buttons with 1 hand and masturbate at Zangief with the other 1. 'sides, everybody knows that SF is damn full of homos: Ryu & Ken, Guile & Charlie, Dan (he wears a *pink* gi OMGW!!). Not to mention that SNK has yet to create a character as openly gay as SODOM...


Originally posted by The Buz:
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- Flashy. Simple minds are fascinated by shiny entertainment. </strong><hr></blockquote>

See above. Crapcom-minded people who are fascinated by shiny entertainment go play the VS series instead (Optic Blast-Optic Blast-Optic Blast...and that's pretty much all)
 

Bhm

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Originally posted by Immature:
<strong>Nope, homos have their own fighters. It's called the VS series by Crapcom. In those games everyone who's too gay to become a KOF player can mash the buttons with 1 hand and masturbate at Zangief with the other 1. 'sides, everybody knows that SF is damn full of homos: Ryu & Ken, Guile & Charlie, Dan (he wears a *pink* gi OMGW!!). Not to mention that SNK has yet to create a character as openly gay as SODOM...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Lol! I agree with immature... The world has come to an end :D

// Bhm
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The Buz

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to The Buz....
Please dont hestitate us....
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This makes little or no sense. Please invest in a very good dictionary, so I might actually be able to comprehend the clap-trap that are your posts.

well i might as well talk from what he has here so buz why do you hate SNK so much is it somthing that made you hate snk or you just dont lioke it from point one? <hr></blockquote>

I liked the first Fatal Fury game and the SS series. The KOF series was really cool at the beginning, but the game moves so unrealistically, it's not very fluid. Now don't take me for a Capcom fanboy, but the characters in 3rd Strike and Alpha 3 move very realistically and not too fast like in KOF. Which gives the illusion that they are gliding across the ground, cause their walking animation dose'nt match up with their actual speed. In CvS1 and 2, this is changed. If they moved like that in KOF with realistic speeds it would be better. The hits look like they have about 2 frames of animation. From no kick, to instant kick. I mean, all this is due to the same engine that has been use since KOF94. I don't hate it at all, the character designs are cool and all. But after Iori, they are all rehashed "cool-looking suits". I mean, look at SF bosses. Bison, had the general suit. GIll has the thong, and his gameplay made him the closest to a SNK boss, fucking cheap. Akuma, standard shoto suit, but evil as hell. Raging Demon is still one of the most original moves. But overall SNK has made more cooler and original moves. I have never had a problem with SS or FF. Only KOF. Metal Slug is pretty fucking cool as well.

ImMature-san wonders how do you would-be SNK fans let this Crapcommie diss KOF?!? <hr></blockquote>

Who the hell are you? Some kind of penis-presser? Shut up.

Nope, homos have their own fighters. It's called the VS series by Crapcom. In those games everyone who's too gay to become a KOF player can mash the buttons with 1 hand and masturbate at Zangief with the other 1. <hr></blockquote>

Mash? You try to mash in an Versus game and I gaurantee, that your smarter opponent will just sit back and wait for an opening and kick your ass.

Dan (he wears a *pink* gi OMGW!!). <hr></blockquote>

OMG, are you so clueless that you don't know that Dan was made as a parody to ridicule Ryo and people close to him? Yuri, Robert, etc. Dumbass, get the facts straight before you blurt out shit that you don't even know the whole story behind. Stop being an idiot.

See above. Crapcom-minded people who are fascinated by shiny entertainment go play the VS series instead (Optic Blast-Optic Blast-Optic Blast...and that's pretty much all)
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Oh yeah. That's true. But at least the screen is big enough to avoid them. See the large playing field of Versus games gives it one large advantage over KOF, massive mobility. Flying, air dashing, teleporting, all of these make the game more fun since your not just stuck on a screen sized playing ground. And yeah, everyone picks Cyclops... :rolleyes: Your ignorance hurts my brain.
 

Loser123

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More stuff from ImMature-san:

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Hey Buz, so I was right and you're 1 of those VS series scrubs, hey? No wonder why, taking into account that the VS series is specially designed for retards and/or kids with neurological problems that never ever could display the amount of skillz that KOF takes...

Yep, Dan was created as a parody of Ryo/Robert indeed but what the fuck does this have to do with ANYTHING anyways? Dan is an useless piece of crap in a gayass *pink* gi while Ryo and Robert are not. Crapcom doesn't take a chance, not even creating parody characters, for BonusKun from WW7 (a parody character too) could kick Ryu's ass any day...and he's a tampax!

"Mobility", you say? Yes, what you call "mobility" is 1 of the reasons why the VS series is for fags; Throwing long range FBs from the other end of the screen instead of coming close and fight like a man like in KOF is what every VS series homo does all day long so no biggie here. And yeah, mashing is a great asset in the VS series indeed (get over it, you know I'm telling the truth). Smart players would kick your ass, you say? Nope, smart players would never bother with that broken piece of shit when they can go play a REAL fighter like KOF in the 1st place

VS series == Shoot'em up :D

And no, not everybody picks Cyclops what is the percent of actually useful characters in each VS games? Remember, the VS series is broken as shit. Let's take MvC2 (aka 'The Scrubfest') for instance. Outta 52 characters how many are actually useful? 10 or so?
 

The Buz

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The more you say the stupider you sound. How can you call MvC2 a scrubfest? Scrubs get killed in that game, just like any game. If anyone has any skill, a scrub will be a walk through the park. Sure it's a broken game, I won't fight that. But KOF also has it's share of broken sectors. Ralf and Clark, hella strong abusable moves. And then the 90% combos. Gameplay is crap, fluidity is non-existant. I wan't a good feel when I play a game. But let's get off this Vs game thing. I have'nt played MvC2 in 3 months, ever since CvS2 came out. Can you compare that KOF is better than CvS2? I don't think so. And did'nt I mention that I loved the FF and SS games? My dislike is only towards KOF. And seriously, WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE WHAT IMMATURE SAYS IF HE DOSE'NT EVEN SAY IT HIMSELF! You goddamn tool.
 
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SilentNinja

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Originally posted by The Buz:
<strong>These games have a large following and I will try to investigate, why they are in fact actually liked by anyone??

- Mai, Angel. Guys like breasts, this is the same reason why DoA3 actually sold more than 10 copies.
- Iori, Kyo. Homosexual men like these guys. I am assuming that alot of homosexuals play KOF.
- Flashy. Simple minds are fascinated by shiny entertainment. Who is entertained by this...
dogafdb.jpg

It is a canine with a shiny tinfoil hat. If you like KOF, you probably like this picture.

That's about it. Now let's see the reasons that make KOF a monstrosity of a game for it's time.

- When KOF first came out, it was fantastic. Very original and great replay value. Popular SNK fighting engine, flashy moves, tight clothes on characters, and a cheap ass boss that could probably only be rivaled by a Robot Hitler. 8 years later, nothing has changed.
- I have recently heard that KOF2002 will come out, a rumour, but I heard it nontheless. I expect it to have the same engine as KOF94 and all the preceding KOF games. I also expect it to have a cheap boss and a popular following.

I don't understand these types of people. And can someone explain this to me. Why do some KOF people, take 2 steps in 3 seconds yet they walk much faster? It's like they are gliding. Are they?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Your investigation is void.....KOF is a whole different style than *Cough* Sterotype Street Figther Alpha 3.

Like everyone said, things can be different to what fighting games originally been. By the way, World Heroes(I know it'sn ot from SNK but ADK) seem to have the same feel as Street Fighter.

Samurai Shodown has ancient Japan style of creative samurai genre with their characters, but Last Blade shows a different taste on modern japanese samurais of 18th century(During America-Europe trading routes)

Tell me, The Buz. Do you think it sucks to have Ralf use a doorag while dress in armed combat then Guile to where the Army pants and haircut with the american flag tatoo? <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" />

Anyone who likes to diss KOF is gonna end up seeing how I diss SF
 

Loser123

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Originally posted by The Buz:
<strong>And seriously, WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE WHAT IMMATURE SAYS IF HE DOSE'NT EVEN SAY IT HIMSELF! You goddamn tool.</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's banned. So go to ON or SRK and tell him so in his face, will ya?

Your dislike towards KOF is cause you can't play KOF. It happens all the time so get over it.
 
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