The Black Knight
Cheng's Errand Boy
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2000
- Posts
- 120
Let's see...here we have a couple rabid, hairy Greek monkeys, smeared with their own feces, offering everyone thin air so they can have the money to buy laced monkey pellets and the 'urban music' they love so much.
Like all the other little children at the zoo, we should point in the cage, laugh, and say, "boy, I'm glad I'm not a monkey living in a filthy cage". These apes have lost so much self respect, the next place they'll be peddling their nonexistant carts is from behind the bars of an asylum or a jail, whichever comes first.
Now that the whole of the Neo-Geo community (including other honest vendors) know about this close-knit group of primates, the future looks to be an amusing one, where all the good people of this forum watch the slow, inevitable downfall of NGF.
Eventually we'll be able to stamp "Ruined by Dion" on the NGF site, and then we'll turn from instructing new Neo-Geo fans not to buy from them, to instructing people driving down the street to ignore the "Will let you play my Neo-Geo for food" sign.
But then...there wont be anyone to laugh at...
So, I have a suggestion. Once NGF is about to die, let's see if somehow it can be kept barely afloat...at least for the Thanksgiving weekend...my friends need a good laugh. Boy, the future sure looks bright...maybe the future is now?
Neo Geo Freak - Serving long and proud as the laughingstock of the Neo-Geo community, and reminding us all what not to do, and what not to be.
Happy Thanksgiving!
-BlackKnight
Like all the other little children at the zoo, we should point in the cage, laugh, and say, "boy, I'm glad I'm not a monkey living in a filthy cage". These apes have lost so much self respect, the next place they'll be peddling their nonexistant carts is from behind the bars of an asylum or a jail, whichever comes first.
Now that the whole of the Neo-Geo community (including other honest vendors) know about this close-knit group of primates, the future looks to be an amusing one, where all the good people of this forum watch the slow, inevitable downfall of NGF.
Eventually we'll be able to stamp "Ruined by Dion" on the NGF site, and then we'll turn from instructing new Neo-Geo fans not to buy from them, to instructing people driving down the street to ignore the "Will let you play my Neo-Geo for food" sign.
But then...there wont be anyone to laugh at...
So, I have a suggestion. Once NGF is about to die, let's see if somehow it can be kept barely afloat...at least for the Thanksgiving weekend...my friends need a good laugh. Boy, the future sure looks bright...maybe the future is now?
Neo Geo Freak - Serving long and proud as the laughingstock of the Neo-Geo community, and reminding us all what not to do, and what not to be.
Happy Thanksgiving!
-BlackKnight