SNK comes out of the closet!!

At a press conference today, thousands witnessed the SNK revelation that Kyo and Iori are in fact lovers.

When questioned, honourable Aruze president decided that mere words could not describe the situation and showcased the new cut scene that will apear right before Kyo and Iori fight in the game. It shows Iori on one side in a wedding dress and Kyo on the other side, hand on his forehead with a 'large tear' superimposed on his head.

Also revealed was that Terry Bogard is trapped in the eighties and when confronted with it, he screams, "C'mon get serious" and runs out of the room in tears.

Mai has also been the subject of controversy as it has been discovered that she is having complications with her breast implants.


When approached for questioning, family friend, Joe, was not asked as no one cares about him.


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Late on the whole Neo Geo thing.

In a related story...

Word has it that old timers Tung Fu Rue, Jubei Yamada and Chin Gentsai will be opening up SNK's very first brothel for the elderly. Financial backers Mr. Big and Geese Howard were at a press conference when they dropped the big news at a scheduled team rankings for the next King Of Fighters Tournament.

"We saw those old timers there, and for once we really felt bad for them," said Geese Howard stepping into his limo, "Mr. Big and I are starting to get towards that ripe old age too, and we have to figure out a way to continue to make money without always having to fight for it. Besides, this way, Tung, Chin and Jubei can get all the female attention they want without having to put their bodies in harm in combat."

Mr. Big was caught in the background interviewing future callgirls for the new facilities. Nakoruru, Blue Mary, J. Benet, and Mai Shiranui ranked at the top on the list. Bartenders King and Vanessa will be serving a variety of drinks behind the bar, including a brand new Viagra flavored punch for regular patrons. Li Xiangfei will be handling all of the meal preparations, and door vixen Kisarah will greet entering patrons with Jealous Bombers for all. DJ Duck King was unfortunately unavailable for comments as he was too busy picking out the opening night's choice selection of twelve inches. For some strange reason, that really excited club bouncer Micky Rodgers and a weird bearded guy named Rasputin, who was rumored to be one of the first to buy a membership.

Not all candidates were able to pass the test, however... rejected bombshells Yuri Sakazaki, Hotaru, Athena Asamiya and Kasumi Todo were furious on the club's pickings for the newly formed night spot.

"It's a damn shame that we couldn't provide our services for such a big thing," said Kasumi Todo as she unwrapped her headband and started to cry. Yuri ran over to console her.

"Yes, I'm QUITE the pissed off chick!" said a shocked Athena who thought she would have been included since her teacher Chin Gentsai was involved. "This would have been a great place for me to sing all of my new songs and debut my new album! Instead, I have to go back to doing shopping mall tours, all because I HAVE SMALL BREASTS!"

The opening of this stellar night club will take place next year on Monday April 1, 2002 in Las Vegas, right next door to another infamous and fictituous company. Guest list is available to all those over 65 and not allergic to Geritol. For VIP information, please contact their website at http://grumpyoldmen.com/queenofstripers.html.

[This message has been edited by VinylBoy (edited April 01, 2001).]

Ahahahhahh.

I heard that DJ Duck King injured him self while trying to twist one of the Athena album songs with an TB-303, but he is ignoring all our phone calls when we tried to contact him for an answer...

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MVS all the way!

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robi15:
Ahahahhahh.

I heard that DJ Duck King injured him self while trying to twist one of the Athena album songs with an TB-303, but he is ignoring all our phone calls when we tried to contact him for an answer...

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Hey Robi!!!
I see you managed to survive your first trip to the US and the Winter Music Conference! Hope you liked Miami!

Now, if only I can get enough funds together for the Amsterdam Dance Music Event in November...

Hi! Vinylboy(Curtis). Yeah, Miami was great. It was so sad to enter the Swedish weather again after such a trip. Man did we hear good music there. I'll definitely show up next year! You really should come to the Amsterdam convention, you just mentioned. It is going to be a lot more organized and not so expensive all the time, you know. The Waku Waku 7 challenge still remains. It got little hectic at the last days there. It would been good for you to meet Andreas too. Well, we will fix this at the Amsterdam convention!

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MVS all the way!

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robi15:
The Waku Waku 7 challenge still remains. It got little hectic at the last days there. It would been good for you to meet Andreas too. Well, we will fix this at the Amsterdam convention!

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You're on!
This gives me more time to train with Tesse, the psychotic mechanical robot!

We shall talk more about this conference soon...